Let's get to know each other better

[Buddyhunter1]

Reminded me of https://www.dreamtheaterforums.org/boards/index.php?topic=11144.0

Why has this not been archived?

Oh, but it has been archived. 

Wow, I'm stupid.

[TioJorge]

I wish I could fuck a cloud. 

[hefdaddy42]

Truly, you've got to be a completely uncoordinated putz to cut yourself down there. I've done it so many times I've lost counts and I've never had so much as a nick. With your handling of blades, I'm sure you'd be fine. You should try it, it's freeing, especially when you've got silk boxers...it's like...letting your jewels sleep on a cloud.

This,  for sure.

And great to hear a female point of view.

[LieLowTheWantedMan]

No because I don't trust myself with sharp objects down there. I cut myself shaving enough on my face.

[Tick]

Hell no.

[Chino]

I wish I could fuck a cloud. 

[TioJorge]

That's a living tumor. I want to fuck a CLOUD:


kdone

[senecadawg2]

I trim the area around my shaft dnd even it out farther up, for my comfort as well as whichever lady is interested in blowing me. I'd never shave it all off though, for that is 1) unnecessary 2) time consuming and 3) a potential source of pain and/or discomfort.

[sueño]

This could help  https://youtube.com/watch?v=ZUG9qYTJMsI

[Zook]

I don't think he would mind this thread too much.

No, but I will consider it thanks to you, hefdaddy.

For hef when you visit the States?

Kinda looks like he's flossing. Intentional?



As for me, mine gets a buzz after the grass is overgrown. There is that occasion when my shaver "bites" me though, which hurts like a bitch...

[gmillerdrake]

There is that occasion when my shaver "bites" me though, which hurts like a bitch...

Well.....as long as you're speaking about an electric shaver that you operate and not an 11 year old Mexican boy who you pay 30 cents an hour to shave you every month.....

[Zook]

There is that occasion when my shaver "bites" me though, which hurts like a bitch...

Well.....as long as you're speaking about an electric shaver that you operate and not an 11 year old Mexican boy who you pay 30 cents an hour to shave you every month.....

THEY HAVE THOSE?!

[kirksnosehair]

I'm old school.  So, no.  Not now, not ever.

[snapple]

Used to, but the mrs. doesn't like it.

Interesting.

she likes the grizzly nature of the hair.

[KevShmev]

While the idea of a razor down there does sound kind of scary at first, I agree that you either have to be a bit klutz to cut yourself or you didn't have the brains to prepare adequately (would you start shaving your face with a straight razor without first "prepping?" ). 

But yeah, it's a once a week thing, although this...

I'll get lazy during periods of time that I expect to have zero prospects though.

...describes me as well. 

[black_biff_stadler]

I'll get lazy during periods of time that I expect to have zero prospects though.

...describes me as well. 

KevShmev sez: Pussy Shmussy

[El Barto]

Seems on average to be pretty cut and dry:

>42 Caveman, fucking deal with it
32-42 I'd like to be courteous to the women I'm still getting, but let's not go crazy about it
<32 Bald like an 8 year old boy.

[black_biff_stadler]

I like your 32 cut-off point since I'm usually bald like an 8-year old but, as stated earlier, get lazy if no foreseeable minge be on the horizon.

[wolfking]

Bald as a badger for me.  My girlfriend loves it and returns the favour, and I love it. 

[lonestar]

I'm old school.  So, no.  Not now, not ever.

Basically this.

[Phantasmatron]

I do it occasionally for my girlfriend's sake.  I don't mind it, but it's too much effort and it looks too weird for me to maintain it regularly.

[Lynxo]

I do it occasionally when I think I'm having guests over, so to speak.

So, all the fucking time. 

[lonestar]

I shade my eyes from the glare of your awesomeness sir.

[obscure]

  seriously

[hefdaddy42]

So I cut myself shaving this morning.

[Implode]

I might be having a guest so I want to, but I'm also nervous.

[Zydar]

So I cut myself shaving this morning.

I haven't done that in a while, but I will consider it thanks to you, hefdaddy.

[hefdaddy42]

It didn't bleed nearly as badly as I thought it would.

Should have had some coffee before the attempt, I suppose.

[bout to crash]

1. , I never saw this thread.

2. I am curious about the guys who said they wouldn't do it but expect their partner to. Not very fair, eh?

3. I answered Kevin Moore because I am not a man, but I do trim regularly. Used to shave, but it's too much of a pain, and it doesn't feel great growing back.

4. I think some of you would be surprised at how many dudes are into unshaven girls, so don't act like it's totally weird.

5. I'm not picky, but if it's a jungle down there that's not exactly appealing. I don't need to be pulling hairs out my teeth.

[KevShmev]

5. I'm not picky, but if it's a jungle down there that's not exactly appealing. I don't need to be pulling hairs out my teeth.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_50AduGvQAU (see around the 29-second mark )

[Phoenix87x]

Back in August I had to have hernia surgery which necessitated me going completely bald, and it really wasn't my thing. 

Neatly trimmed is still my preferance. 

[MoraWintersoul]

3. I answered Kevin Moore because I am not a man, but I do trim regularly. Used to shave, but it's too much of a pain, and it doesn't feel great growing back.

TMI question/statement for a TMI thread: what do you use to trim? Scissors are slow and my epillating (fuck if I can spell this) devices don't seem to have the trimming function.

[FlyingBIZKIT]

I do it for comfort, not too often though. Just when it gets out of hand. My girlfriend sometimes does it, I prefer that she does it but it's no big deal at all. Just a little tedious picking hairs out of my mouth.

[Dark Castle]

How does one go about shaving the nether regions? I'd really like to(I'd actually like to shave my arms and legs too) but I don't even wanna mess with down there.

[bout to crash]

3. I answered Kevin Moore because I am not a man, but I do trim regularly. Used to shave, but it's too much of a pain, and it doesn't feel great growing back.

TMI question/statement for a TMI thread: what do you use to trim? Scissors are slow and my epillating (fuck if I can spell this) devices don't seem to have the trimming function.

I used to have one of those man-groomer things with the different attachments which seemed to do the trick quite well, but it broke so now I painstakingly use scissors until I get around to buying a new one 

5. I'm not picky, but if it's a jungle down there that's not exactly appealing. I don't need to be pulling hairs out my teeth.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_50AduGvQAU (see around the 29-second mark )

EXACTLY. That's my every afternoon and I'm sick of it.