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Manscaping: do you do it?

Yes, and I love it
20 (19%)
Yes, but only for my partner's sake
5 (4.8%)
No, but I've considered it
4 (3.8%)
No, that's too weird
3 (2.9%)
No, but I will consider it thanks to you, hefdaddy
1 (1%)
Not yet, but I've been planning to start
0 (0%)
I would like to, but the thought of razors down there scares the crap out of me
5 (4.8%)
No, it's against my religion
1 (1%)
I used to, but I don't anymore
3 (2.9%)
None of your business, who the hell do you think you are?
3 (2.9%)
I don't have to, I haven't hit puberty yet
0 (0%)
I trim, but I don't go completely bare
38 (36.2%)
I would never do that, even though I expect women to do so
5 (4.8%)
Kevin Moore
17 (16.2%)

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Let's get to know each other better
« on: June 08, 2013, 04:22:51 AM »
OK, just curious.  Manscaping - what are your thoughts?

Courteous for your partner?  Personally appealing?  Nice groomsmanship?

Or icky?  Weird?  Never in a million years?

Just curious.  I'm option 1.

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Re: Let's get to know each other better
« Reply #1 on: June 08, 2013, 04:27:33 AM »
Used to, but the mrs. doesn't like it.

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Re: Let's get to know each other better
« Reply #2 on: June 08, 2013, 04:28:49 AM »
Used to, but the mrs. doesn't like it.
Interesting.
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Re: Let's get to know each other better
« Reply #3 on: June 08, 2013, 04:31:23 AM »
Had to think for a sec but yea....Kevin Moore is my answer. KM is my role model for most things in life....even when asked about removal of excessive hairiness.
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Re: Let's get to know each other better
« Reply #4 on: June 08, 2013, 04:39:49 AM »
Old school here.  No way but the Mrs. can and does it for me.
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Re: Let's get to know each other better
« Reply #5 on: June 08, 2013, 05:00:16 AM »
If I just let everything go naturally, I'm like Robin Williams, which I can't stand. So I man-scape relentlessly and un-apologetically.

Most girls haven't liked it though. They prefer a hairy mess.

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Re: Let's get to know each other better
« Reply #6 on: June 08, 2013, 06:27:25 AM »
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Re: Let's get to know each other better
« Reply #7 on: June 08, 2013, 06:43:21 AM »
No one cares.   :-\
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Re: Let's get to know each other better
« Reply #8 on: June 08, 2013, 06:57:22 AM »
I get rid of everything the first of the month and by the time I have to trim again it's the first of the month.

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Re: Let's get to know each other better
« Reply #9 on: June 08, 2013, 07:10:53 AM »
I keep above the dick trimmed to the lowest setting of my electric razor, and the sack gets a blade shave once a week. #NoRegrets

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Re: Let's get to know each other better
« Reply #10 on: June 08, 2013, 07:22:27 AM »
Trimming, for sure. Not all the way though.
Interestingly, or rather sadly, last gf did not trim at all, and didn't after several nudges (after which I  stopped nudging). Kinda marred certain activities to the point that I stopped doing them. Flesh-colored underwear did not help either. Was sorta the beginning of the end in the relationship.
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Re: Let's get to know each other better
« Reply #11 on: June 08, 2013, 07:35:47 AM »
Trimming, for sure. Not all the way though.
Interestingly, or rather sadly, last gf did not trim at all, and didn't after several nudges (after which I  stopped nudging). Kinda marred certain activities to the point that I stopped doing them. Flesh-colored underwear did not help either. Was sorta the beginning of the end in the relationship.

I've never been with a girl who wasn't at least severely trimmed in that region. I know this sounds shallow, but I couldn't do it if there was an actual bush down there. It would end whatever relationship we had immediately.

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Re: Let's get to know each other better
« Reply #12 on: June 08, 2013, 07:37:33 AM »
I'm not a guy and therefore can't manscape. So I clicked on Kevin Moore.

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Re: Let's get to know each other better
« Reply #13 on: June 08, 2013, 07:42:57 AM »
No, but I will consider it thanks to you, hefdaddy.
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Re: Let's get to know each other better
« Reply #14 on: June 08, 2013, 08:06:11 AM »
No, but I will consider it thanks to you, hefdaddy.

For hef when you visit the States? :lol
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Re: Let's get to know each other better
« Reply #15 on: June 08, 2013, 08:10:45 AM »
No blades near my lil fella.

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Re: Let's get to know each other better
« Reply #16 on: June 08, 2013, 08:27:29 AM »
Trimming, for sure. Not all the way though.
Interestingly, or rather sadly, last gf did not trim at all, and didn't after several nudges (after which I  stopped nudging). Kinda marred certain activities to the point that I stopped doing them. Flesh-colored underwear did not help either. Was sorta the beginning of the end in the relationship.

I've never been with a girl who wasn't at least severely trimmed in that region. I know this sounds shallow, but I couldn't do it if there was an actual bush down there. It would end whatever relationship we had immediately.

While it's ok for regular bread-and-butter stuff, it certainly cut down on the "Michael Douglas".
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Re: Let's get to know each other better
« Reply #17 on: June 08, 2013, 08:30:24 AM »
Clicked Kevin Moore, because Kevin Moore.

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Re: Let's get to know each other better
« Reply #18 on: June 08, 2013, 08:34:24 AM »
Used to, but the mrs. doesn't like it.

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Re: Let's get to know each other better
« Reply #19 on: June 08, 2013, 08:36:37 AM »
Just to clarify, the Mrs. doesn't like trimmed, or doesn't like all-out? I could understand the latter, but the former would surprise me.
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Re: Let's get to know each other better
« Reply #20 on: June 08, 2013, 08:37:25 AM »
No, but I will consider it thanks to you, hefdaddy.

For hef when you visit the States? :lol

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Re: Let's get to know each other better
« Reply #21 on: June 08, 2013, 09:20:47 AM »
Trim to keep it under control.

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           When I got my vasectomy they instructed me to 'shave' the area without really fully clarifying what the 'areas' boundaries were. So, about an hour before I went in I spent a good half hour in the shower with a fresh set of MACH 3 blades and the shaving cream and I was smooth as a baby pretty much the entire front side of my lower body.
            When the nurse and Dr. got their first look at me in all my glory.....I had the immediate sense that I had gone a little overboard just by the expressions that were being displayed. But I kind of liked it and tried to keep it up but it was to annoying to do.
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Re: Let's get to know each other better
« Reply #22 on: June 08, 2013, 09:22:31 AM »
Reminded me of https://www.dreamtheaterforums.org/boards/index.php?topic=11144.0

Trying to get into the habit...

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Re: Let's get to know each other better
« Reply #23 on: June 08, 2013, 09:50:53 AM »
Reminded me of https://www.dreamtheaterforums.org/boards/index.php?topic=11144.0

Why has this not been archived? :lol

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Re: Let's get to know each other better
« Reply #24 on: June 08, 2013, 09:53:52 AM »
Yep. I'm basically a cro-magnon, so if I don't trim or do anything, I put Austin Powers to shame. Most women I have been with prefer a simple trim, nothing crazy but not shaved either, as they seem to think its emasculating. I prefer trimmed myself, but every once in a while it's nice to shave and feel like your junk has been freed from all things and can fly away into the stratosphere and fuck some alien twat.
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Re: Let's get to know each other better
« Reply #25 on: June 08, 2013, 09:57:37 AM »
Just a trim for me - not keen on the idea of an open blade down there!

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Re: Let's get to know each other better
« Reply #27 on: June 08, 2013, 10:07:39 AM »
Option 1. No regrets either

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Re: Let's get to know each other better
« Reply #28 on: June 08, 2013, 10:22:13 AM »
Been a fan of totally-shaven since I was 20. I remember this chick I had a thing for mentioning how she wouldn't blow a dude unless he was shaven so I think the next day I took care of that. Eventually we had a one night stand and I got a free keyboard from her so it all worked out pretty well. I'll get lazy during periods of time that I expect to have zero prospects though.
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Re: Let's get to know each other better
« Reply #29 on: June 08, 2013, 10:25:12 AM »
So shave balls=free keyboard......


Nah, still not putting a blade near my pride and joy.

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Re: Let's get to know each other better
« Reply #30 on: June 08, 2013, 10:28:15 AM »
Truly, you've got to be a completely uncoordinated putz to cut yourself down there. I've done it so many times I've lost counts and I've never had so much as a nick. With your handling of blades, I'm sure you'd be fine. You should try it, it's freeing, especially when you've got silk boxers...it's like...letting your jewels sleep on a cloud.

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Re: Let's get to know each other better
« Reply #31 on: June 08, 2013, 10:29:30 AM »
Even masturbation is greatly improved since it makes any contact much more sensitive.
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Re: Let's get to know each other better
« Reply #32 on: June 08, 2013, 10:30:16 AM »
Truly, you've got to be a completely uncoordinated putz to cut yourself down there. I've done it so many times I've lost counts and I've never had so much as a nick. With your handling of blades, I'm sure you'd be fine. You should try it, it's freeing, especially when you've got silk boxers...it's like...letting your jewels sleep on a cloud.

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Re: Let's get to know each other better
« Reply #33 on: June 08, 2013, 11:08:20 AM »
Used to, but the mrs. doesn't like it.
Interesting.
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No, but I will consider it thanks to you, hefdaddy.

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Ok here's a lady point of view.... and trust me.... it's really unlikely for me to see any one of you and blow you on the spot... so I am doing this for your sake, not mine :p

shave it ... most of us don't find it emasculating.. manhood has nothing to do with how much hair you've got... we've got better parameters to measure that... way better indicators... And most of us need you to be shaved or at least trimmed neatly to be able to measure your masculinity  ... shave it and put in our... er.. emm.. I guess I'll leave it at that....  :D

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Re: Let's get to know each other better
« Reply #34 on: June 08, 2013, 11:16:06 AM »