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Offline rumborak

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Re: Make this thread reach 100 pages with funny lines from comedy films
« Reply #105 on: May 29, 2013, 11:34:55 AM »
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Re: Make this thread reach 100 pages with funny lines from comedy films
« Reply #106 on: May 29, 2013, 11:44:34 AM »
Quote from: jingle.boy on May 20, 2013, 02:09:49 PM
Nice beaver!!! -- Frank Drebin; The Naked Gun

It's an all time classic.  Of course it was posted.

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Re: Make this thread reach 100 pages with funny lines from comedy films
« Reply #107 on: May 29, 2013, 01:31:33 PM »
Quote from: jingle.boy on May 29, 2013, 11:44:34 AM
Quote from: jingle.boy on May 20, 2013, 02:09:49 PM
Nice beaver!!! -- Frank Drebin; The Naked Gun

It's an all time classic.  Of course it was posted.

:shirley:

Yeah, sorry. IMO the funniest movie ever.
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Re: Make this thread reach 100 pages with funny lines from comedy films
« Reply #108 on: May 30, 2013, 02:17:05 AM »
"Do you want anything from the shop?"
"Cornetto."

Shaun and Ed, Shaun of the Dead

or

Danny and Nick, Hot Fuzz
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Re: Make this thread reach 100 pages with funny lines from comedy films
« Reply #109 on: May 31, 2013, 11:57:39 AM »
"You've got red on you..."

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Re: Make this thread reach 100 pages with funny lines from comedy films
« Reply #110 on: May 31, 2013, 10:55:17 PM »
"It's fucking Sunday. And I've got to go to fucking work in four fucking hours, because every other fucker in my fucking department is fucking ill! Can you see why I'm so fucking angry!?"
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Re: Make this thread reach 100 pages with funny lines from comedy films
« Reply #111 on: June 01, 2013, 09:06:56 AM »
Larry Wilson: Why don't we just pretend he didn't die? Just for a bit!

 - Weekend At Bernie's
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Re: Make this thread reach 100 pages with funny lines from comedy films
« Reply #112 on: June 01, 2013, 09:12:18 AM »
Lucky Day(3 Amigo's) - "I'll fill you so full of lead you'll be using your dick for a pencil!"
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Re: Make this thread reach 100 pages with funny lines from comedy films
« Reply #113 on: June 01, 2013, 12:28:02 PM »
Conspiracy Brother: Jesus Christ: black man. Babe Ruth: black man. Madonna:... slept with black men.

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Re: Make this thread reach 100 pages with funny lines from comedy films
« Reply #114 on: June 03, 2013, 02:41:44 AM »
"No way... WE LANDED ON THE MOON!"
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Re: Make this thread reach 100 pages with funny lines from comedy films
« Reply #115 on: June 03, 2013, 04:05:59 AM »
"Try not to suck any dick on the way to the parking lot"


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Re: Make this thread reach 100 pages with funny lines from comedy films
« Reply #116 on: June 03, 2013, 10:28:07 AM »
"Excuse me. [whisper]Your balls are showing[/whisper]. Bubblebee tuna." Ace; Ace Venutra 2
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Re: Make this thread reach 100 pages with funny lines from comedy films
« Reply #117 on: June 06, 2013, 05:34:34 PM »
"do you have a kiss for daddy?"

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Re: Make this thread reach 100 pages with funny lines from comedy films
« Reply #118 on: June 06, 2013, 05:39:32 PM »
"Besides, what's she gonna do, walk to Dublin?!" - Jackie, Waking Ned Devine
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Re: Make this thread reach 100 pages with funny lines from comedy films
« Reply #119 on: June 06, 2013, 05:47:10 PM »
Reggie Dunlop: Oh you cheap son of a bitch. Are you crazy? Those guys are retards!

McGrath: I got a good deal on those boys. The scouts said they showed a lot of promise.

Reggie Dunlop: They brought their fuckin' TOYS with 'em!

McGrath: Well, I'd rather have em playin with their toys than playin with themselves

Reggie Dunlop: They're too dumb to play with themselves. Boy, every piece of garbage that comes into the market and you gotta buy it!
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Re: Make this thread reach 100 pages with funny lines from comedy films
« Reply #120 on: June 06, 2013, 06:59:20 PM »
Quote from: TheGreatPretender on May 31, 2013, 10:55:17 PM
"It's fucking Sunday. And I've got to go to fucking work in four fucking hours, because every other fucker in my fucking department is fucking ill! Can you see why I'm so fucking angry!?"
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Fuck Yeah !
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Re: Make this thread reach 100 pages with funny lines from comedy films
« Reply #121 on: June 06, 2013, 07:00:23 PM »
Your Dad has appointed himself Judge, Jury and Executioner ! - Nicholas Angel.

He's NOT Judge Judy and Executioner ! - Danny Butterman.

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Re: Make this thread reach 100 pages with funny lines from comedy films
« Reply #122 on: June 06, 2013, 07:01:42 PM »
Son of a ... That's gonna leave a mark.  -- Tommy; Tommy Boy
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Re: Make this thread reach 100 pages with funny lines from comedy films
« Reply #123 on: June 06, 2013, 07:04:50 PM »
Not from a film but I thought of a funny line to have in a spoof action film.

" You better watch your back...Coz next time?..There wont BE a next time NEXT time. "

Made me laugh anyways :lol
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Re: Make this thread reach 100 pages with funny lines from comedy films
« Reply #124 on: June 06, 2013, 07:54:24 PM »
Mick Shrimpton --  I used to say "sex, drugs, and rock and roll." As long as there's sex and drugs, I can do without rock and roll.
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Re: Make this thread reach 100 pages with funny lines from comedy films
« Reply #125 on: July 01, 2013, 04:33:06 PM »
Was just watching some Marx Brothers last night:

“You're the most beautiful woman I've ever seen, which doesn't say much for you.”
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