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Make this thread reach 100 pages with funny lines from comedy films
« on: May 20, 2013, 12:01:30 PM »
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Re: Make this thread reach 100 pages with funny lines from comedy films
« Reply #1 on: May 20, 2013, 12:07:09 PM »
"You'll get nothing and like it!" -Judge Smails, Caddyshack
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Re: Make this thread reach 100 pages with funny lines from comedy films
« Reply #2 on: May 20, 2013, 12:07:54 PM »
"It's time someone put their foot down, and that foot is me." -Dean Wormer, Animal House
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Re: Make this thread reach 100 pages with funny lines from comedy films
« Reply #3 on: May 20, 2013, 12:09:06 PM »
"This is supposed to be a happy occasion. Let's not bicker and argue over who killed who." -King of Swamp Castle, Monty Python and the Holy Grail
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Re: Make this thread reach 100 pages with funny lines from comedy films
« Reply #4 on: May 20, 2013, 12:10:14 PM »
" Uh-oh ! Bobbo's been eating 'Yappies Dog Treats ! Your dog will love that real liver and tuna taste.....


...with just a hint of cheese ! "

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Re: Make this thread reach 100 pages with funny lines from comedy films
« Reply #5 on: May 20, 2013, 12:10:25 PM »
Do you mind if I name my first child after you? "Dipshit Knight" has a nice ring to it. - Chris Knight, Real Genius
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Re: Make this thread reach 100 pages with funny lines from comedy films
« Reply #6 on: May 20, 2013, 12:10:35 PM »
"Let me just say that if God was a city planner, he would not put a playground next to a sewage system." -Darald, Forgetting Sarah Marshall
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Re: Make this thread reach 100 pages with funny lines from comedy films
« Reply #7 on: May 20, 2013, 12:11:15 PM »
"What was all of that one in a million talk?" -Lloyd Christmas, Dumb and Dumber
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Re: Make this thread reach 100 pages with funny lines from comedy films
« Reply #8 on: May 20, 2013, 12:12:08 PM »
" Our pets HEADS ARE FALLING OFF !! "

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Re: Make this thread reach 100 pages with funny lines from comedy films
« Reply #9 on: May 20, 2013, 12:12:49 PM »
"Well, the traffic was murder, you know. One of those manure spreaders jackknifed on the Santa Ana. Godawful mess. You should see my shoes." -Fletch, Fletch
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Re: Make this thread reach 100 pages with funny lines from comedy films
« Reply #10 on: May 20, 2013, 12:14:09 PM »
"Ouchtown, population: you, bro!" -Pepper Brooks, Dodgeball
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Re: Make this thread reach 100 pages with funny lines from comedy films
« Reply #11 on: May 20, 2013, 12:14:19 PM »
I love the Fletch films. Chevy Chase has done some great comedies in the past.

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Re: Make this thread reach 100 pages with funny lines from comedy films
« Reply #12 on: May 20, 2013, 12:19:19 PM »
Yep, Chase was the king of comedy flicks in the 80s.

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Rusty: Just a dog. Oh, and my Aunt Edna.
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Re: Make this thread reach 100 pages with funny lines from comedy films
« Reply #13 on: May 20, 2013, 12:20:25 PM »
"You're not dying; you just can't think of anything good to do." -Ferris, Ferris Bueller's Day Off
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Re: Make this thread reach 100 pages with funny lines from comedy films
« Reply #14 on: May 20, 2013, 12:23:18 PM »
"When I was growing up, if we wanted a Jacuzzi, we had to fart in the tub." -Billy Ray, Trading Places
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Re: Make this thread reach 100 pages with funny lines from comedy films
« Reply #15 on: May 20, 2013, 12:23:30 PM »
You can’t really dust for vomit. - Nigel Tufnel, This Is Spinal Tap
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Re: Make this thread reach 100 pages with funny lines from comedy films
« Reply #16 on: May 20, 2013, 12:25:55 PM »
Quote from: KevShmev on May 20, 2013, 12:23:18 PM
"When I was growing up, if we wanted a Jacuzzi, we had to fart in the tub." -Billy Ray, Trading Places

"See man, I knew y'all was f*ggots man, you ain't jacuzzyin' nobody." - Billy Ray, Trading Places
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Re: Make this thread reach 100 pages with funny lines from comedy films
« Reply #17 on: May 20, 2013, 12:30:35 PM »
I always thought Mortimer (the grumpier of the two brothers) was the funniest one in Trading Places, but most of his lines don't look as funny isolated on their own and without his delivery.
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Re: Make this thread reach 100 pages with funny lines from comedy films
« Reply #18 on: May 20, 2013, 12:35:29 PM »
Joey, do you like movies about gladiators?

- Captain Oveur, Airplane!
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Re: Make this thread reach 100 pages with funny lines from comedy films
« Reply #19 on: May 20, 2013, 12:36:39 PM »
"Does Barry Maninow know that you raid his wardrobe?" -Bender, The Breakfast Club
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Re: Make this thread reach 100 pages with funny lines from comedy films
« Reply #20 on: May 20, 2013, 12:37:04 PM »
"You two donkey dicks couldn't get laid in a morgue." -Chet, Weird Science
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Re: Make this thread reach 100 pages with funny lines from comedy films
« Reply #21 on: May 20, 2013, 12:39:13 PM »
"Hey, let's pop some Viagras and issue tickets with raging, mega-huge boners." -Farva, Super Troopers
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Re: Make this thread reach 100 pages with funny lines from comedy films
« Reply #22 on: May 20, 2013, 02:09:49 PM »
Nice beaver!!! -- Frank Drebin; The Naked Gun
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Re: Make this thread reach 100 pages with funny lines from comedy films
« Reply #23 on: May 20, 2013, 02:12:12 PM »
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Re: Make this thread reach 100 pages with funny lines from comedy films
« Reply #24 on: May 20, 2013, 02:28:45 PM »
"You are by far the dumbest, most pathetic piece of maggot eatin' shit that has every slid from a human being's hairy ass." -Marcus, Bad Santa
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Re: Make this thread reach 100 pages with funny lines from comedy films
« Reply #25 on: May 20, 2013, 02:39:35 PM »
Ok, had to copy/paste this one. We could probably hit 20 pages on Airplane! alone

First Jive Dude: Shiiiiit, maaaaan. That honky muf' be messin' mah old lady... got to be runnin' cold upside down his head, you know?
Second Jive Dude: Hey home', I can dig it. Know ain't gonna lay no mo' big rap up on you, man!
First Jive Dude: I say hey, sky... subba say I wan' see...
Second Jive Dude: Uh-huh.
First Jive Dude: ...pray to J I did the same-ol', same-ol'!
Second Jive Dude: Hey... knock a self a pro, Slick! That gray matter backlot perform us DOWN, I take TCB-in', man!
First Jive Dude: Hey, you know what they say: see a broad to get dat booty yak 'em...
First Jive Dude, Second Jive Dude: ...leg 'er down a smack 'em yak 'em!
First Jive Dude: COL' got to be! Y'know? Shiiiiit.
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Re: Make this thread reach 100 pages with funny lines from comedy films
« Reply #26 on: May 20, 2013, 03:38:02 PM »
Well of course I have to do something from Team America:

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Re: Make this thread reach 100 pages with funny lines from comedy films
« Reply #27 on: May 20, 2013, 06:40:22 PM »
You have the ring, and I see your Schwartz is as big as mine. Now let's see how well you handle it. --- Dark Helmet; Space Balls
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Re: Make this thread reach 100 pages with funny lines from comedy films
« Reply #28 on: May 20, 2013, 06:55:01 PM »
Fuck you, Fuck you, Fuck you, You're cool, Fuck you, peace, I'm out.
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Re: Make this thread reach 100 pages with funny lines from comedy films
« Reply #29 on: May 20, 2013, 10:14:40 PM »
"I got peed on."
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Re: Make this thread reach 100 pages with funny lines from comedy films
« Reply #30 on: May 20, 2013, 10:28:30 PM »
"Well I don't trust anything that bleeds for five days and lives" - Mr. Garrison, South Park
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Re: Make this thread reach 100 pages with funny lines from comedy films
« Reply #31 on: May 20, 2013, 10:46:12 PM »
"I don't want to talk to you no more, you empty headed animal food trough wiper. I fart in your general direction. Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries."
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« Reply #32 on: May 20, 2013, 11:31:13 PM »
"We're not using the Zed word!"
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« Reply #33 on: May 20, 2013, 11:34:05 PM »
"Baby, please, you're making a German spectacle of yourself." -Sheriff Bart, Blazing Saddles
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Re: Make this thread reach 100 pages with funny lines from comedy films
« Reply #34 on: May 21, 2013, 07:43:47 PM »
You must cut down the mightiest tree in the forest... wiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiith... A HERRING!!! - Leader of the Knights Who Say Ni, Monty Python and the Holy Grail
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