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Re: Make this thread reach 100 pages with action movie one-liners
« Reply #35 on: May 19, 2013, 06:03:15 PM »
"Obviouy you are not a golfer."

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Re: Make this thread reach 100 pages with action movie one-liners
« Reply #36 on: May 19, 2013, 06:05:02 PM »
"AND WHAT THE HELL IS THAT SMELL!! I SHOULD HAVE BEEN AT A BARBEQUE! - Captain Steven Hiller, Independence Day
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Re: Make this thread reach 100 pages with action movie one-liners
« Reply #37 on: May 19, 2013, 06:09:17 PM »
Well, let's not start suckin each others' dick's just yet. --- Winston Wolf; Pulp Fiction
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Re: Make this thread reach 100 pages with action movie one-liners
« Reply #38 on: May 19, 2013, 06:10:54 PM »
"I'm fixing a divot!" - Stan; Space Jam
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Re: Make this thread reach 100 pages with action movie one-liners
« Reply #39 on: May 19, 2013, 06:14:09 PM »
"My name is Zeus. As in father of Apollo, Mt. Olympus, 'Don't fuck with me or I'll shove a lightning bolt up your ass!' Zeus!"
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Re: Make this thread reach 100 pages with action movie one-liners
« Reply #40 on: May 19, 2013, 06:15:21 PM »
Quote from: Chino on May 19, 2013, 06:05:02 PM
"AND WHAT THE HELL IS THAT SMELL!! I SHOULD HAVE BEEN AT A BARBEQUE! - Captain Steven Hiller, Independence Day

Now that's what I call a Close Encounter !
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Re: Make this thread reach 100 pages with action movie one-liners
« Reply #41 on: May 19, 2013, 06:18:28 PM »
"Remember when I said I'd kill you last?  I lied." - John Matrix, Commando
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Re: Make this thread reach 100 pages with action movie one-liners
« Reply #42 on: May 19, 2013, 06:20:43 PM »
I am Connor MacLeod of the Clan MacLeod. I was born in 1518 in the village of Glenfinnan on the shores of Loch Shiel. And I am immortal. --- Connor MacLeod; The Highlander
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Re: Make this thread reach 100 pages with action movie one-liners
« Reply #43 on: May 19, 2013, 06:27:24 PM »
"I'll take pleasure in guttin' you, boy!"
-Bad guy, The Rock
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Re: Make this thread reach 100 pages with action movie one-liners
« Reply #44 on: May 19, 2013, 07:05:48 PM »
"I got slimed." - Ghostbusters
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Re: Make this thread reach 100 pages with action movie one-liners
« Reply #45 on: May 19, 2013, 07:25:42 PM »
"We came.  We saw.  We kicked its ASS!" - Dr. Peter Venkman, Ghostbusters
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Re: Make this thread reach 100 pages with action movie one-liners
« Reply #46 on: May 19, 2013, 08:18:10 PM »
"Mother pus bucket!" - Dr. Peter Venkman, Ghostbusters
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Re: Make this thread reach 100 pages with action movie one-liners
« Reply #47 on: May 19, 2013, 08:27:39 PM »
"My girlfriend sleeps above the covers...four feet above the covers! She barks, she drools...she growls..."
  Dr. Peter Venkman, Ghostbusters
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Re: Make this thread reach 100 pages with action movie one-liners
« Reply #48 on: May 19, 2013, 11:11:17 PM »
"But choose wisely, for while the true Grail will bring you life, the false Grail will take it from you." - Grail Knight, Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade
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Re: Make this thread reach 100 pages with action movie one-liners
« Reply #49 on: May 19, 2013, 11:21:22 PM »
"Good, bad, I'm the guy with the gun."
-Ash, Army of Darkness
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Re: Make this thread reach 100 pages with action movie one-liners
« Reply #50 on: May 20, 2013, 12:51:19 AM »


For the one or two who don't know: Gandalf - The Fellowship of the Ring
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Re: Make this thread reach 100 pages with action movie one-liners
« Reply #51 on: May 20, 2013, 01:47:18 AM »
[after telling Robin he'll cut his heart out with a spoon.]

Guy of Gisborne: "Why a spoon cousin? Why not an axe?"
Sheriff - "Because it's DULL, you twit - it'll HURT MORE."

Sheriff of Nottingham, Robin Hood: Prince of Thieves
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Re: Make this thread reach 100 pages with action movie one-liners
« Reply #52 on: May 20, 2013, 04:51:36 AM »
“My name is Maximus Decimus Meridius, Commander of the Armies of the North, General of the Felix Legions, loyal servant to the true emperor, Marcus Aurelius. Father to a murdered son, husband to a murdered wife. And I will have my vengeance, in this life or the next.” - Russell Crowe, Gladiator
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Re: Make this thread reach 100 pages with action movie one-liners
« Reply #53 on: May 20, 2013, 04:59:09 AM »
[after being told to drop dead]
-"I don't do requests"

(Arnold in The Running Man)
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Re: Make this thread reach 100 pages with action movie one-liners
« Reply #54 on: May 20, 2013, 08:17:40 AM »
Your "best"! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen.  -- John Mason; The Rock.
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Re: Make this thread reach 100 pages with action movie one-liners
« Reply #55 on: May 20, 2013, 08:30:15 AM »
"The problem with Scotland...is that it's full of Scots." -Longshanks, Braveheart
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Re: Make this thread reach 100 pages with action movie one-liners
« Reply #56 on: May 20, 2013, 10:52:03 AM »
"When I told you to go screw yourself, I didn't mean it literally."
-Arnold Schwarzenegger, The 6th Day - After he knocked out the bad guy and the bad guy's clone, and had them land on top of one another.
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Re: Make this thread reach 100 pages with action movie one-liners
« Reply #57 on: May 20, 2013, 11:33:31 AM »

The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring (2001)
 Aragorn: Are you frightened?
Frodo: Yes.
Aragorn: Not nearly frightened enough. I know what hunts you.

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Re: Make this thread reach 100 pages with action movie one-liners
« Reply #58 on: May 20, 2013, 11:38:35 AM »
Quote from: KevShmev on May 20, 2013, 08:30:15 AM
"The problem with Scotland...is that it's full of Scots." -Longshanks, Braveheart

"Some hate the English. I don't. They're just wankers. We, on the other hand, are COLONIZED by wankers. Can't even find a decent culture to be colonized BY." - Trainspotting
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Re: Make this thread reach 100 pages with action movie one-liners
« Reply #59 on: May 20, 2013, 11:47:40 AM »
Quote from: KevShmev on May 19, 2013, 11:11:17 PM
"But choose wisely, for while the true Grail will bring you life, the false Grail will take it from you." - Grail Knight, Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade

He chose...poorly
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Re: Make this thread reach 100 pages with action movie one-liners
« Reply #60 on: May 20, 2013, 12:02:37 PM »
"I suppose nothing hurts you"
-"Only pain"

(Arnold from Conan, I think)
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Re: Make this thread reach 100 pages with action movie one-liners
« Reply #61 on: May 20, 2013, 12:36:37 PM »
Quote from: TioJorge on May 19, 2013, 12:18:16 AM
"Guahauha eeyuha oooayaya. Ey Dada booda. Beedaba." - Sylvester Stalone, Every Movie He's In

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Re: Make this thread reach 100 pages with action movie one-liners
« Reply #62 on: May 20, 2013, 01:23:06 PM »

Little Bill Daggett: Well, sir, you are a cowardly son of a bitch! You just shot an unarmed man!
Will Munny: Well, he should have armed himself if he's going to decorate his saloon with my friend.


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Re: Make this thread reach 100 pages with action movie one-liners
« Reply #63 on: May 20, 2013, 01:26:27 PM »
"When a naked man is chasing a woman through an alley with a butcher's knife and a hard-on, I figure he isn't out collecting for the Red Cross!"


-Dirty Harry Callahan
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Re: Make this thread reach 100 pages with action movie one-liners
« Reply #64 on: May 20, 2013, 01:34:14 PM »
"I guess she don't like the cornbread, either." - Frost, from Aliens
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Re: Make this thread reach 100 pages with action movie one-liners
« Reply #65 on: May 20, 2013, 01:49:10 PM »
"Desire... Is... Irrelevant... I am... A machine."
-The Terminator, Terminator 3: Rise of the Machines
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Re: Make this thread reach 100 pages with action movie one-liners
« Reply #66 on: May 20, 2013, 01:55:43 PM »
" I am...A Terminator. "

The Terminator.

The Terminator.
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Re: Make this thread reach 100 pages with action movie one-liners
« Reply #67 on: May 20, 2013, 02:03:36 PM »
Remember Sully, when I said I'd lock this thread last?

I lied.
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Re: Make this thread reach 100 pages with action movie one-liners
« Reply #68 on: May 20, 2013, 02:11:34 PM »
" Ha ha ha - you think this is the real Quaid ?

It is. "

The Real Quaid.

Arnold Schwarzenegger

Total Recall.
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Re: Make this thread reach 100 pages with action movie one-liners
« Reply #69 on: May 20, 2013, 03:24:49 PM »
"You wouldn't hit a man with glasses, would you?"

"Ooooh, you hit me with glasses. Well played, well played sir."

- Wreck-It Ralph
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