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Re: Make this thread reach 100 pages with action movie one-liners
« Reply #105 on: May 24, 2013, 08:59:02 AM »
 
"Shiny. Let's be bad guys."
-Jayne, Serenity

 :tup That movie is so full of one-liners that we could fill a thread all it's own.

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Re: Make this thread reach 100 pages with action movie one-liners
« Reply #106 on: May 24, 2013, 02:49:55 PM »
Taxidermy man gonna have a heart attack, he see what I brung 'em.
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Jaws

(This line incidently is one I repeat often in stressful situations. I don't know why)
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Re: Make this thread reach 100 pages with action movie one-liners
« Reply #107 on: May 24, 2013, 02:54:06 PM »
“Fill your hand, you son of a bitch!”
Rooster Cogburn
True Grit (The original)
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Re: Make this thread reach 100 pages with action movie one-liners
« Reply #108 on: May 24, 2013, 02:57:11 PM »
"Ever notice how you come across somebody once in a while you shouldn’t have fucked with? That’s me."
~ Walt Kowalski
Gran Torino

Okay..its more a drama than an action film, but it's such a badassed line!
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Re: Make this thread reach 100 pages with action movie one-liners
« Reply #109 on: May 25, 2013, 12:37:59 AM »
"Shit just got real."
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Re: Make this thread reach 100 pages with action movie one-liners
« Reply #110 on: May 25, 2013, 01:49:58 AM »
"......motherfucker!!!!"

Marsellus Wallace, Pulp Fiction

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Re: Make this thread reach 100 pages with action movie one-liners
« Reply #111 on: May 25, 2013, 04:45:24 AM »
Now there's another movie that is infinitely quoteable.

I'ma gonna call a couple of hard, pipe-hitting niggas to go to work on the homes here with a pair of pliers and a blow torch.  You hear me talking, hillbilly boy? I ain't through with you by a damn sight. I'm gonna get medieval on your ass. --- Marsellus Wallace; Pulp Fiction
That's a word salad - and take it from me, I know word salad
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Re: Make this thread reach 100 pages with action movie one-liners
« Reply #112 on: May 25, 2013, 04:02:14 PM »
You have offended my family and you have offended the Shaolin Temple.

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Re: Make this thread reach 100 pages with action movie one-liners
« Reply #113 on: May 26, 2013, 06:09:37 AM »
Now there's another movie that is infinitely quoteable.

I'ma gonna call a couple of hard, pipe-hitting niggas to go to work on the homes here with a pair of pliers and a blow torch.  You hear me talking, hillbilly boy? I ain't through with you by a damn sight. I'm gonna get medieval on your ass. --- Marsellus Wallace; Pulp Fiction


That's my favorite scene in that movie!   :tup

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Re: Make this thread reach 100 pages with action movie one-liners
« Reply #114 on: May 26, 2013, 07:40:03 AM »
"The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who would attempt to poison and destroy My brothers. And you will know My name is the Lord when I lay My vengeance upon thee." - Jules, Pulp Fiction

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Re: Make this thread reach 100 pages with action movie one-liners
« Reply #115 on: May 26, 2013, 07:41:25 AM »
"'What' ain't no country I've ever heard of. They speak English in What?" -Jules, Pulp Fiction

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Re: Make this thread reach 100 pages with action movie one-liners
« Reply #116 on: May 26, 2013, 11:04:46 AM »
"If I want your opinion, I'll beat it out of you." -Chuck Norris, Code of Silence

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Re: Make this thread reach 100 pages with action movie one-liners
« Reply #117 on: May 27, 2013, 03:33:50 AM »
Jed Eckert: How did you get shot down, Colonel?
Col. Andy Tanner: It was five to one. I got four.

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Re: Make this thread reach 100 pages with action movie one-liners
« Reply #118 on: May 27, 2013, 05:51:29 AM »
I LIKE IT!!!! --- Emil; Robocop
That's a word salad - and take it from me, I know word salad
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Re: Make this thread reach 100 pages with action movie one-liners
« Reply #119 on: May 27, 2013, 05:54:53 AM »
Tuck: Do we run or fight?
Col. James Braddock: We don't have a choice now.

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Re: Make this thread reach 100 pages with action movie one-liners
« Reply #120 on: May 27, 2013, 11:56:01 AM »
Rambo and Trautman are facing a wall of enemy soldiers, tanks, helicopters and military vehicles.
Trautman: Got any ideas?
Rambo: Surrounding them's out.

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Re: Make this thread reach 100 pages with action movie one-liners
« Reply #121 on: May 27, 2013, 12:02:07 PM »
The greatest trick the Devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist. And like that, poof. He's gone. -- Verbal; The Usual Suspects.
That's a word salad - and take it from me, I know word salad
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Re: Make this thread reach 100 pages with action movie one-liners
« Reply #122 on: May 28, 2013, 01:47:03 AM »
The greatest trick the Devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist. And like that, poof. He's gone. -- Verbal; The Usual Suspects.

More of a crime thriller, but it is one of my absolute favorite movies of all time, so I can't be mad at it. But since we're on Brian Singer:

"What do they call you? Wheels?"
Wolverine, X-Men
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Re: Make this thread reach 100 pages with action movie one-liners
« Reply #123 on: May 28, 2013, 12:49:04 PM »
"... the girl inferred hooker.  I was thinking slut."
Jack Reacher

Auto store guy: "Well, I need to see something..."
Jack: "How about the inside of an ambulance?"
Jack Reacher
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Now with Twitler taking a high end steak of this caliber and insulting the cow that died for it by having it well done just shows zero respect for the product, which falls right in line with the amount of respect he shows for pretty much everything else.- Lonestar

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Re: Make this thread reach 100 pages with action movie one-liners
« Reply #124 on: May 28, 2013, 02:24:29 PM »
I haven't seen the Reacher film, but have read many of the books, and he has some brilliant lines.
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Re: Make this thread reach 100 pages with action movie one-liners
« Reply #125 on: May 29, 2013, 09:01:33 AM »
Jack Reacher is a good film... fun to watch.

Eli: "It doesn't have to make sense. It's faith, it's faith. It's the flower of light in the field of darkness that's giving me the strength to carry on. You understand?"

Solara: "Is that from your book? "

Eli: "No, it's, uh, Johnny Cash, Live at Folsom Prison"

Book of Eli


"Let us hear the conclusion of the whole matter; Fear God, and keep his commandments: for this is the whole duty of man."  Ecclesiastes 12:13

Now with Twitler taking a high end steak of this caliber and insulting the cow that died for it by having it well done just shows zero respect for the product, which falls right in line with the amount of respect he shows for pretty much everything else.- Lonestar

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Re: Make this thread reach 100 pages with action movie one-liners
« Reply #126 on: May 30, 2013, 02:14:30 AM »
"You know there's more men out there. You know where they are. Find them, or I'll find you."
John Rambo, Rambo: First Blood Part II
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Re: Make this thread reach 100 pages with action movie one-liners
« Reply #127 on: May 31, 2013, 10:40:06 AM »
"When you hang a man, you better look at 'em!"
Hang 'em High

"I need to talk with your wife for just one second... but, if you move, if you make one sound... I'll snatch the life right out of you.  Understand?"
Man on Fire
"Let us hear the conclusion of the whole matter; Fear God, and keep his commandments: for this is the whole duty of man."  Ecclesiastes 12:13

Now with Twitler taking a high end steak of this caliber and insulting the cow that died for it by having it well done just shows zero respect for the product, which falls right in line with the amount of respect he shows for pretty much everything else.- Lonestar

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Re: Make this thread reach 100 pages with action movie one-liners
« Reply #128 on: May 31, 2013, 11:01:48 AM »
"Why is it that people who can't take advice always insist on giving it?" -- James Bond; Casino Royale

On a side note: Have you ever noticed that in the Bourne Trilogy (some of my favorite action movies) the Bourne character has no real quotable lines? I can't think of a single one.
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Re: Make this thread reach 100 pages with action movie one-liners
« Reply #129 on: May 31, 2013, 12:40:58 PM »
I can tell you the license plate numbers of all six cars outside. I can tell you that our waitress is left-handed and the guy sitting up at the counter weighs two hundred fifteen pounds and knows how to handle himself. I know the best place to look for a gun is the cab or the gray truck outside, and at this altitude, I can run flat out for a half mile before my hands start shaking. Now why would I know that? How can I know that and not know who I am? --- Jason Bourne; The Bourne Identity
That's a word salad - and take it from me, I know word salad
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Re: Make this thread reach 100 pages with action movie one-liners
« Reply #130 on: May 31, 2013, 01:16:25 PM »
I can tell you the license plate numbers of all six cars outside. I can tell you that our waitress is left-handed and the guy sitting up at the counter weighs two hundred fifteen pounds and knows how to handle himself. I know the best place to look for a gun is the cab or the gray truck outside, and at this altitude, I can run flat out for a half mile before my hands start shaking. Now why would I know that? How can I know that and not know who I am? --- Jason Bourne; The Bourne Identity

 :) Granted, but it's a bit cumbersome to use with your mates when sitting around being bad ass.
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Re: Make this thread reach 100 pages with action movie one-liners
« Reply #131 on: May 31, 2013, 01:22:40 PM »
You move, you die. -- Jason Bourne; The Bourne Identity.
That's a word salad - and take it from me, I know word salad
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Re: Make this thread reach 100 pages with action movie one-liners
« Reply #132 on: May 31, 2013, 01:32:10 PM »
"I don't want to do this anymore." -- Jason Bourne; The Bourne Identity
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Re: Make this thread reach 100 pages with action movie one-liners
« Reply #133 on: May 31, 2013, 01:43:14 PM »
"I don't want to do this anymore." -- Jason Bourne; The Bourne Identity

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« Reply #134 on: May 31, 2013, 02:13:38 PM »
"You think this is the real Quaid? It is." -- Quaid; Total Recall (1990)

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Re: Make this thread reach 100 pages with action movie one-liners
« Reply #135 on: May 31, 2013, 10:52:33 PM »
"You think this is the real Quaid? It is." -- Quaid; Total Recall (1990)

A one liner so nice, it's posted twice!  :tup


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Re: Make this thread reach 100 pages with action movie one-liners
« Reply #136 on: June 01, 2013, 09:05:00 AM »
Jimmy Fingers: I'll fuckin' sell anything to anybody, Hatcher, except you, man, I wouldn't sell you the sweat off my balls.

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« Reply #137 on: June 03, 2013, 02:40:28 AM »
"Can you dig it? Can you dig it!? Can you dig it!?"
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« Reply #138 on: June 03, 2013, 05:28:53 AM »
"Crom, grant me revenege. And if you don't, then to hell with you!"

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Re: Make this thread reach 100 pages with action movie one-liners
« Reply #139 on: June 09, 2013, 05:58:38 PM »
"I want what they want, and every other guy who came here and spilled his guts and gave everything he had wants... For our country to love us... As much as we... Love it! That's what I want."
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