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Pretty self-explanatory. But do add the actor/character name and movie.

I'll start with:

"No fucking shit, lady! Does it sound like I'm trying to order pizza!?"
-John McClane, Die Hard
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Re: Make this thread reach 100 pages with action movie one-liners
« Reply #1 on: May 18, 2013, 11:03:05 PM »
"If it bleeds, we can kill it" - Dutch, Predator

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Re: Make this thread reach 100 pages with action movie one-liners
« Reply #2 on: May 18, 2013, 11:08:34 PM »
"Hail to the king, baby." - Ash, Army of Darkness
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Re: Make this thread reach 100 pages with action movie one-liners
« Reply #3 on: May 18, 2013, 11:39:05 PM »
"I remember the first time I got shot out of a cannon." -Albert Gibson, True Lies

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Re: Make this thread reach 100 pages with action movie one-liners
« Reply #4 on: May 18, 2013, 11:54:14 PM »
"I've come here to chew bubblegum and kick ass, and I'm all out of bubblegum." - George Nada, They Live

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Re: Make this thread reach 100 pages with action movie one-liners
« Reply #5 on: May 19, 2013, 12:18:16 AM »
"Guahauha eeyuha oooayaya. Ey Dada booda. Beedaba." - Sylvester Stalone, Every Movie He's In

"Put thyself in that helicopter over yonder" Arnold Schwarzenegger, A movie about a guy getting into a helicopter

"Puny god..." The Hulk, Superhero Action Porn Bonanza
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Re: Make this thread reach 100 pages with action movie one-liners
« Reply #6 on: May 19, 2013, 12:47:53 AM »
"Let's kick some ice!"

-Mr. Freeze, Batman & Robin

(tbc...)
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Re: Make this thread reach 100 pages with action movie one-liners
« Reply #7 on: May 19, 2013, 01:04:38 AM »
"I'd buy that for a dollar!" - Bixby Snyder, Robocop

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Re: Make this thread reach 100 pages with action movie one-liners
« Reply #8 on: May 19, 2013, 01:21:21 AM »
"You are next"
   
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Re: Make this thread reach 100 pages with action movie one-liners
« Reply #9 on: May 19, 2013, 01:34:31 AM »
"I used to fuck guys like you in prison."- Jimmy, Roadhouse

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Re: Make this thread reach 100 pages with action movie one-liners
« Reply #10 on: May 19, 2013, 01:48:43 AM »
"I'm gettin' too old for this shit."

Roger Murtaugh, Lethal Weapon.
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Re: Make this thread reach 100 pages with action movie one-liners
« Reply #11 on: May 19, 2013, 02:00:53 AM »
Loving it so far. Lots of classic ones I'd forgotten about.

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Re: Make this thread reach 100 pages with action movie one-liners
« Reply #12 on: May 19, 2013, 02:05:33 AM »
"I remember the first time I got shot out of a cannon." -Albert Gibson, True Lies
I swear this is one of the funniest lines I've ever heard in a movie. His delivery is so damn perfect I will laugh out loud literally every time I hear it.

Also, I figure it's kind of cheating if we don't include a quote with our discussion posts.

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Re: Make this thread reach 100 pages with action movie one-liners
« Reply #13 on: May 19, 2013, 02:19:00 AM »
"Iced that one... to cone a phrase" - Jack Slater, Last Action Hero

Ah, that reminds me...

"You want to be a farmer? Here's a couple of achers."
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Re: Make this thread reach 100 pages with action movie one-liners
« Reply #14 on: May 19, 2013, 03:46:52 AM »
From Commando:

Cooke: Fuck you, asshole.
(pulls trigger, clicks empty)

Matrix: Fuck YOU, asshole

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Re: Make this thread reach 100 pages with action movie one-liners
« Reply #15 on: May 19, 2013, 07:47:54 AM »
"I remember the first time I got shot out of a cannon." -Albert Gibson, True Lies
I swear this is one of the funniest lines I've ever heard in a movie. His delivery is so damn perfect I will laugh out loud literally every time I hear it.
 

Same here.  As lame as Tom Arnold is in general, he was perfect in that role.  So many great lines.

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Re: Make this thread reach 100 pages with action movie one-liners
« Reply #16 on: May 19, 2013, 10:38:40 AM »
"I know Kung Fu."
Neo, The Matrix
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Re: Make this thread reach 100 pages with action movie one-liners
« Reply #17 on: May 19, 2013, 10:48:58 AM »
"I'll be back"

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Re: Make this thread reach 100 pages with action movie one-liners
« Reply #18 on: May 19, 2013, 10:55:58 AM »
"That son of a bitch is dug in like an Alabama Black tick"
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Re: Make this thread reach 100 pages with action movie one-liners
« Reply #19 on: May 19, 2013, 11:55:08 AM »
We're not done with Blain yet.

"I ain't got time to bleed"

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Re: Make this thread reach 100 pages with action movie one-liners
« Reply #20 on: May 19, 2013, 11:59:37 AM »
We're not done with Blain yet.

"I ain't got time to bleed"

- Blain, Predator

And....
"This stuff will make you a God da#n sexual tyrannosaurus...just like me."

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Re: Make this thread reach 100 pages with action movie one-liners
« Reply #21 on: May 19, 2013, 12:11:29 PM »
And now a few from one of the single greatest characters....from IMO one of the greater suspense, thrillers......Hudson from the movie ALIENS:

"They're coming outta the walls. They're coming outta the goddamn walls."

Ripley: Well, somebody's gonna have to go out there. Take a portable terminal, go out there and patch in manually.
Hudson: Oh yeah, sure! With those things runnin' around? You can count me out.
Hicks: Yeah I guess we can just count you out of everything, Hudson
Bishop: [speaking under Hicks] I'll go.
Hudson: That's right, man.
Bishop: I'll go.
Hudson: Hey, why don't you go, man!
Bishop: [more loudly] I'll go.
Ripley: What?
Bishop: I'll go. I mean, I'm the only one qualified to remote-pilot the ship anyway.
Hudson: Yeah right, man, Bishop should go.
Hudson: Good idea!


"I say we grease this rat-fuck son-of-a-bitch right now"

"What do you mean, "*They* cut the power"? How could they cut the power, man? They're animals! "

"Yeah man, but it's a dry heat! "

"Hey, maybe you haven't been keeping up on current events, but we just got our asses kicked, pal! "

Probably one of the funnier exchanges:

Ripley: How long after we're declared overdue can we expect a rescue?
Hicks: [pause] Seventeen days.
Hudson: Seventeen *days?* Hey man, I don't wanna rain on your parade, but we're not gonna last seventeen *hours!* Those things are gonna come in here just like they did before. And they're gonna come in here...
Ripley: Hudson!
Hudson: ...and they're gonna come in here AND THEY'RE GONNA GET US!
Ripley: Hudson! This little girl survived longer than that with no weapons and no training.
Ripley: Right?
Hudson: Why don't you put her in charge?   :lol

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Re: Make this thread reach 100 pages with action movie one-liners
« Reply #22 on: May 19, 2013, 03:24:41 PM »
Bubbles!! Bubbles, bubbles. - Finding Nemo
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Re: Make this thread reach 100 pages with action movie one-liners
« Reply #23 on: May 19, 2013, 03:30:18 PM »
Loki: "An ant has no quarrel with a boot."
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Re: Make this thread reach 100 pages with action movie one-liners
« Reply #24 on: May 19, 2013, 03:44:25 PM »
"You're gonna regret this the rest of your life... both seconds of it."   John Spartan, Demolition Man
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Re: Make this thread reach 100 pages with action movie one-liners
« Reply #25 on: May 19, 2013, 03:46:53 PM »
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Re: Make this thread reach 100 pages with action movie one-liners
« Reply #26 on: May 19, 2013, 03:57:59 PM »
You're entrance was good. His was better --- The Riddler; Batman Returns.


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You tell him I'm coming! And hell's coming with me!  --- Wyatt Earp

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Doc: I have two guns; one for each of ya --- Doc Holiday

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Re: Make this thread reach 100 pages with action movie one-liners
« Reply #27 on: May 19, 2013, 03:58:24 PM »
"Fucker!" - Albert Gibson, True Lies

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Re: Make this thread reach 100 pages with action movie one-liners
« Reply #28 on: May 19, 2013, 04:08:00 PM »
I would like to point out that we will never reach 100 pages if you people keep making posts with multiple times.
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Re: Make this thread reach 100 pages with action movie one-liners
« Reply #29 on: May 19, 2013, 04:50:25 PM »
Yeah, I was gonna say that :lol
Oh Jackie, always jumping to the most homoerotic possibility.

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Re: Make this thread reach 100 pages with action movie one-liners
« Reply #30 on: May 19, 2013, 05:11:19 PM »
Khaaaaaaaaaannnnnn!!!! - Kirk

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Re: Make this thread reach 100 pages with action movie one-liners
« Reply #31 on: May 19, 2013, 05:17:47 PM »
"Look's like there's gonna be a cleanup on Aisle 5."
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Re: Make this thread reach 100 pages with action movie one-liners
« Reply #32 on: May 19, 2013, 05:17:55 PM »
"But I'm taller" - Speed

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Re: Make this thread reach 100 pages with action movie one-liners
« Reply #33 on: May 19, 2013, 06:00:14 PM »
"Yippee kai-yay, motherfucker."

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Hey dude slow the fuck down so we can finish together at the same time.  :biggrin:
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Re: Make this thread reach 100 pages with action movie one-liners
« Reply #34 on: May 19, 2013, 06:00:36 PM »
"Well that's great, that's just fuckin' great, man.  Now what the fuck are we supposed to do?  We're in some real pretty shit now man... " - Hudson, Aliens