Maybe a job at Blabbermouth.
All you need is a degree in copy/paste to get that job.
I love how long some articles on bands get once they finish pasting on the last ten articles they've run on the band and re-using the same 10 press kit photos. Though it annoys me to no good end when the article is about, say, a
member of the band dying and no one thinks "hey, maybe we should leave off the part about their first week Soundscan sales and where they came in on the Billboard Heatseekers chart back when their last album came out in 2010." Blabbermouth used to be a halfway decent place to find out metal news, but now it's just endless copy and paste and things like how every article on Accept has the line up they've had for several years now listed as "Accept 2013 is"