Really stupid inventions thread....

[lonestar]

Inspired by this, the Wheelmate Laptop Steering Wheel Desk....

https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B000IZGIA8/ref=as_li_qf_sp_asin_il_tl?ie=UTF8&camp=1789&creative=9325&creativeASIN=B000IZGIA8&linkCode=as2&tag=geek03b-20





Check out the reviews and customer images, fucking gold.


Discuss this utterly stupid invention, or post others....

[Nick]

I have done as you've asked.

NOW I DEMAND BACON AS TRIBUTE.

[Orbert]

Check out the reviews and customer images, fucking gold.

Awesome!  I didn't realize that customers could post their own images along with reviews.  Idiotic inventions like this practically cry out for them. 

[lonestar]

Thanks Nick



Yeah, the customer images are priceless. This one made me lol hard...

[jingle.boy]

Mrs.Jingle just told me about this yesterday, and it's appropriate for this thread.



For every 'man-scaper' going for a wax.  I'm serious, that's how they market it.

WHAT IT’S USED FOR:
Numb Nuts Pain Relieving Cream will be your savior when it comes to your waxing sessions. This breakthrough numbing kit helps reduce the pain inflicted from waxing your intimate area. A 4% concentration of lidocaine-based cream and a comfortable latex panty safely numbs your skin for 15-20 minutes. This makes for an ouchless session, getting rid of the unnecessary pain that comes along with waxing and laser treatments.

 

[lonestar]

 


And FUCK THAT to laser treatments, bad enough dudes bring blades close to the little friend, but a fucking laser, oh hell no...

[Onno]

Holy shit RJ, those reviews are fucking gold indeed! Hilarious 

[Orbert]

"Man-scraping"?  Dudes getting waxed or fucking laser treatments?  Is that what we've come to?

[Chino]

[lonestar]

I of course thought of you Chino 

[bosk1]

This thread is destined for greatness.

[Chino]

[Phoenix87x]

[Chino]

I raise you

[King Postwhore]

Numb Nuts?!

Waxing my nuts?!   Oh hell no!!

How about what Dave Chappelle wants to do.  One minute in.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2DCcxVpNzes

[Kotowboy]

Love The Homer.

[theseoafs]

*Jump to Conclusions mat*

 

[Zook]

Inspired by this, the Wheelmate Laptop Steering Wheel Desk....

https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B000IZGIA8/ref=as_li_qf_sp_asin_il_tl?ie=UTF8&camp=1789&creative=9325&creativeASIN=B000IZGIA8&linkCode=as2&tag=geek03b-20





Check out the reviews and customer images, fucking gold.


Discuss this utterly stupid invention, or post others....

By George Takei
This review is from: Wheelmate Laptop Steering Wheel Desk (Automotive)
My husband Brad always warns me not to try and update my Facebook page while I'm driving. "You'll hit another pedestrian," he says. "This isn't the Enterprise, there isn't a deflector array." Then along comes a miracle product like this! I can now happily fly at warp speed down the streets of Los Angeles, laptop or mobile device perched right in front of me, so I can keep both eyes right on it AND on the road. It's so much easier to ignore all the frightened screams and annoying honking when you've got Facebook to look at while driving. Thank you, Wheelmate!

[black_biff_stadler]

*Jump to Conclusions mat*

 

MOOT!

[Phoenix87x]

Child Leashes

[black_biff_stadler]

  White people.

[DebraKadabra]

*Jump to Conclusions mat*

 

MOOT!

Strike out?!

[King Postwhore]

Child Leashes

Training for Moon walking.

Oh, wrong thread.

[Rattlehead]

The snuggie and shake weight both come to mind... if only I could find a picture of someone using a shake weight with a snuggie on 

[Dark Castle]

The snuggle is a Tuvalu quite awesome for when you feel like being a lazy piece of shit.

[Rattlehead]

I have no problem using a blanket instead 

[LieLowTheWantedMan]

https://www.impactlab.net/2006/10/14/the-battery-powered-battery-charger/

[Dark Castle]

The sleeves actually help a lot if you're playing games. My hands get cold pretty easily and when they do they get incredibly stiff and throb with pain, and with a blanket I either had to deal with it or bury my hands and controller under the blanket which led to me messing up quite a bit. Snuggie just came and treated my hands like princesses

[chknptpie]

Must read the reviews on this one as well - its made the internet rounds for a while.

https://www.amazon.com/Hutzler-5717-571-Banana-Slicer/dp/B0047E0EII/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1366258608&sr=8-1&keywords=banana+slicer

[aprilethereal]

Once I figured out I had to peel the
banana before using - it works much
better.
Ordering one for my nephew who's in the
air force in California. He's been using an
old slinky to slice his banana's. He should
really enjoy this product!

I tried the banana slicer and found it
unacceptable. As shown in the picture, the
slices is curved from left to right. All of my
bananas are bent the other way.

For decades I have been trying to come up
with an ideal way to slice a banana. "Use a
knife!" they say. Well...my parole officer
won't allow me to be around knives.
"Shoot it with a gun!" Background
check...HELLO! I had to resort to carefully
attempt to slice those bananas with my
bare hands. 99.9% of the time, I would get
so frustrated that I just ended up squishing
the fruit in my hands and throwing it
against the wall in anger. Then, after a fit
of banana-induced rage, my parole officer
introduced me to this kitchen marvel and
my life was changed. No longer consumed
by seething anger and animosity towards
thick-skinned yellow fruit, I was able to
concentrate on my love of theatre and am
writing a musical play about two lovers
from rival gangs that just try to make it in
the world. I think I'll call it South Side
Story.
Banana slicer...thanks to you, I see
greatness on the horizon.

[lonestar]

The snuggie and shake weight both come to mind... if only I could find a picture of someone using a shake weight with a snuggie on 

Oh internet, how I love thee....

[Rattlehead]

  Wow... I didn't even attempt to look, man I really underestimated the internet.

[Nick]

I tried the banana slicer and found it
unacceptable. As shown in the picture, the
slices is curved from left to right. All of my
bananas are bent the other way.

For decades I have been trying to come up
with an ideal way to slice a banana. "Use a
knife!" they say. Well...my parole officer
won't allow me to be around knives.
"Shoot it with a gun!" Background
check...HELLO! I had to resort to carefully
attempt to slice those bananas with my
bare hands. 99.9% of the time, I would get
so frustrated that I just ended up squishing
the fruit in my hands and throwing it
against the wall in anger. Then, after a fit
of banana-induced rage, my parole officer
introduced me to this kitchen marvel and
my life was changed. No longer consumed
by seething anger and animosity towards
thick-skinned yellow fruit, I was able to
concentrate on my love of theatre and am
writing a musical play about two lovers
from rival gangs that just try to make it in
the world. I think I'll call it South Side
Story.
Banana slicer...thanks to you, I see
greatness on the horizon.

[Sir GuitarCozmo]

I would argue that a child leash is one of the greatest inventions ever.

[DebraKadabra]

Wow... I didn't even attempt to look, man I really underestimated the internet.

That'll learn ya.