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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #2765 on: May 03, 2014, 11:20:55 AM »
Bosk has never dialed a wrong number; people just answer the wrong phone.
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #2766 on: May 03, 2014, 11:24:49 AM »
Bosk knows the letter after Z; and once counted to infinity- twice!
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #2767 on: May 03, 2014, 11:55:54 AM »
Bosk once took a Physics exam and answered every question with "Y&T rocks!" He got an A+.
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #2768 on: May 03, 2014, 12:56:13 PM »
Bosk knows the letter after Z; and once counted to infinity- twice!

You're in the penalty box for using Chuck Norris-isms.  :bosk1:
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #2769 on: May 03, 2014, 02:08:07 PM »
Bosk knows the letter after Z; and once counted to infinity- twice!

You're in the penalty box for using Chuck Norris-isms.  :bosk1:

But Bosk is so awesome that Chuck Norris stole that one from him!!  :xbones :xbones :yarr :metal :biggrin:
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #2770 on: May 03, 2014, 06:31:44 PM »
Books spelled backwards is "I'll kick your  :censored a$$"
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #2771 on: May 03, 2014, 08:03:27 PM »
GMD...who is Books???
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #2772 on: May 03, 2014, 11:16:40 PM »
GMD...who is Books???

Books is autocorrects choice of me spelling Bosk.

Or he's a male prostitute who frequents the 7-11 down the street.....?
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #2773 on: May 05, 2014, 04:32:54 AM »
He has a gentle caress....like fine brush strokes from the hand of Michelangelo and the touch of his lips to yours removes time from existence.......err.....wait......I mean.....ummmm.....forget it. Never mind.

I award you victory.
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #2774 on: May 05, 2014, 12:31:41 PM »
Thank you kind Sir for the awardation......


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lonestar - 18
kingshmegland - 14
Tempusvox - 11
Sir GuitarCozmo - 11
Podaar - 9
BlobVanDam - 8
Zydar - 6
masterthes - 6
TheLordOfTheStrings - 5
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Scorpion - 3
Prog Snob - 3
JayOctavarium - 3
DebraKadabra - 2
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Jaffa - 2
El Barto - 1
Lolzeez - 1
soundgarden - 1
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New Scene:  If your sex life had an X-rated adult themed movie name.....it would be?
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #2775 on: May 05, 2014, 12:53:58 PM »
Where's the Beef?

Yankee Doodle Dandy
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #2776 on: May 05, 2014, 10:48:24 PM »
The Hanoi Hilton  :biggrin:

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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #2777 on: May 06, 2014, 12:05:16 PM »
C'mon y'all.........


Mine would be:

  A Blind Squirell gets his Nut

  The Insemination Adventures of Stumpy McStumperson

  The Greatest Three Minutes of Her Life Pt. 1 "His Side"
  The Greatest Let Down of Her Life        PT. 1 "Her Side"

 
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #2778 on: May 06, 2014, 12:11:17 PM »
Mine would be...

The Imaginary Vixen
A Hand Is His Best Friend
The Girl Who Got Away... in his dreams

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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #2779 on: May 06, 2014, 03:02:34 PM »
Okay, I've been trying to stay away from this thread but...I'll bite.

Scene: If your sex life had an X-rated adult themed movie name.....it would be?
Answer: Flop Her Over Mates, She's Getting a Might Sloppy On This Side.
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #2780 on: May 07, 2014, 12:10:44 AM »
Debbie Doesn't Do Dallas

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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #2781 on: May 07, 2014, 06:33:51 AM »
That's a word salad - and take it from me, I know word salad
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #2782 on: May 07, 2014, 07:43:49 AM »
Debbie Doesn't Do Dallas

:spitcoffee:    We have a Winner! Well played Deb.....
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #2783 on: May 07, 2014, 02:33:48 PM »
:woot:
 
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gmillerdrake - 29
lonestar - 18
kingshmegland - 14
Tempusvox - 11
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Podaar - 9
BlobVanDam - 8
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masterthes - 6
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Jonnybaxy - 4
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JayOctavarium - 3
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Jaffa - 2
El Barto - 1
Lolzeez - 1
soundgarden - 1
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #2784 on: May 07, 2014, 03:53:03 PM »
I'm waiting for you with my Nicholas Cage pillow......
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #2785 on: May 07, 2014, 03:57:09 PM »
Can I haz cheezburger?  Meow.
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #2786 on: May 07, 2014, 06:41:56 PM »
Good news. We found Jamal.

Gary...pack your bags. Dream Theater needs you to produce their next album. your headed to New York.

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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #2787 on: May 07, 2014, 09:49:47 PM »
Yes Gary, thanks for holding. This is Maury and....you, ARE NOT the Father!

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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #2788 on: May 07, 2014, 11:57:40 PM »
Hello...This Charlie Sheen. I've got ten hookers, Charlize Theron, a bowl of fruit, and a pound of blow at my house. There's a limo out front waiting to pick you up.


Hello...TV? This is the "VP of Soul Crippling" down at Random. We feel bad about all of the abuse, the blood-sucking, and the unnecessary, unrepentant siphoning and hijacking of your money because we're so rapaciously nefarious and wretched. So we decided to give you a brand new Bugatti Veyron. We know it hardly even begins to make up for all of our shenanigans; but the cars in your driveway. Keys are in it. Sorry...Lets do lunch. Call me!
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #2789 on: May 08, 2014, 05:26:14 AM »
j.boy... this is Zy.  I'm on my way.

Yo, I just found out Dancing with the Stars have been cancelled.  It's going to be replaced with Hunting With the Stars, hosted by Ted Nugent.

This is Sid Feinstein, producer from Shark Tank.  We love your idea for handerpants, and would love for you to come pitch it.
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #2790 on: May 08, 2014, 09:04:00 AM »
Coz... this is the CIA.  Thanks for your tip about Chad Kroeger.  It's clear he is a Bolivian terrorist, designed to dumb down the next generation of this country.  We've "taken care" of things.

Hey there... it's Tempus.  I know you've been trying to get my real name for a while.  Truth is, I'm a nut.  Not your regular run-of-the-mill crazy either.  I'm talking, Mariah Carey crazy.  It's all made up.  None of it is true.  I'm a landscaper at Corker university.  Mason really is a nerd.
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #2791 on: May 08, 2014, 09:38:45 AM »
Gary...hey it's Chad. Listen...I cracked a wise one about TempusVox on the forum and I dont think he liked it. He's at my front door right now with red lipstick on...wearing a pink beret, green bootie shorts and a sheepskin fleece. He keeps yelling 'I'm going to hunt your red October' and then chanting 18th Century Catholic hymns. I could really use your help, if you could.....**click**....(dial tone)
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #2792 on: May 08, 2014, 10:28:29 AM »
Gary...hey it's Chad. Listen...I cracked a wise one about TempusVox on the forum and I dont think he liked it. He's at my front door right now with about sixty writers and some landscape dude from Corker University. Wait! Shit! Mariah Carey just pulled up and she got out of the car carrying a giant black dildo! One of them said something about the Illuminati and doing "sexual things" with my skull after they peel off my skin. I could really use your help, if you could.....**click**....(dial tone)

fix'd it for you.
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #2793 on: May 08, 2014, 11:20:11 AM »
Gary....heh it's TempusVox.....listen, i could use an extra hand trying to remove this large black dildo from chads cranial cavity.....it really lodged itself in there being we went through the throat....bring some vice grips and three sacrificial doves. Thanks.
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #2794 on: May 08, 2014, 01:44:19 PM »
Rai, it's John.  I'm coming over to rub your chicken tomorrow.
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #2795 on: May 08, 2014, 02:43:18 PM »
Holy shit, guys  :rollin
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #2796 on: May 08, 2014, 02:46:04 PM »
*ding ding ding*
 
Your time is up, mentlegen.  While king was the early front runner, Chad's gonna steal the win with this gem:
Rai, it's John.  I'm coming over to rub your chicken tomorrow.

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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #2797 on: May 08, 2014, 02:50:30 PM »
Holy shit, guys  :rollin

Yeah it went off the risks there after a bit.
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #2798 on: May 08, 2014, 04:30:32 PM »
Standings:

jingle.boy - 33
gmillerdrake - 29
lonestar - 18
kingshmegland - 14
Tempusvox - 11
Sir GuitarCozmo - 11
Podaar - 9
BlobVanDam - 8
Zydar - 6
masterthes - 6
TheLordOfTheStrings - 5
Jonnybaxy - 4
Scorpion - 3
Prog Snob - 3
JayOctavarium - 3
DebraKadabra - 3
Jarlaxle - 2
bout to crash - 2
TheSilentHam - 2
Ruba - 2
Jaffa - 2
El Barto - 1
Lolzeez - 1
soundgarden - 1
Lucien - 1
MetalJunkie - 1
Mister Gold - 1

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The worstest (yes, it's a word!) thing you can pickup on your voice mail.
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #2799 on: May 08, 2014, 04:32:23 PM »
"Hey Jay, This is Bosk. I am personally calling every forum member to inform them that the forum will be shut down permanently starting tomorrow."
I just don't understand what they were trying to achieve with any part of the song, either individually or as a whole. You know what? It's the Platypus of Dream Theater songs. That bill doesn't go with that tail, or that strange little furry body, or those webbed feet, and oh god why does it have venomous spurs!? And then you find out it lays eggs too. The difference is that the Platypus is somehow functional despite being a crazy mishmash or leftover animal pieces

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