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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #2555 on: March 12, 2014, 10:41:39 AM »
From the high school wrestling coach: "I'll get down on my hands a knees, and you can start by taking me from behind."
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #2556 on: March 12, 2014, 11:51:15 AM »
From the amateur pr0n star: "I'll get down on my hands and knees, and you can start by taking me from behind."
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #2557 on: March 12, 2014, 12:11:00 PM »
Deer MP.....you are is God.....can has you play when in Mexico?
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #2558 on: March 13, 2014, 08:08:21 AM »
Wow, this scene sounded so much funnier in my head! I was expecting something like.

"It's colder than a well digger's ass in a brass brassiere on the outside."

I need to communicate better! I'd keep this open longer but I'm heading out of town for a week.

Gary gets the victory!
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #2559 on: March 13, 2014, 08:34:14 AM »
Quote from: Podaar on March 13, 2014, 08:08:21 AM
Wow, this scene sounded so much funnier in my head!

I've found that to be the case sometimes too.
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #2560 on: March 13, 2014, 11:04:32 AM »
Standings:

jingle.boy - 28
gmillerdrake - 26
lonestar - 15
kingshmegland - 13
Tempusvox - 10
Sir GuitarCozmo - 10
Podaar - 9
BlobVanDam - 8
Zydar - 6
TheLordOfTheStrings - 5
masterthes - 5
Jonnybaxy - 3
Scorpion - 3
Prog Snob - 3
DebraKadabra - 2
Jarlaxle - 2
bout to crash - 2
TheSilentHam - 2
Ruba - 2
JayOctavarium - 2
El Barto - 1
Lolzeez - 1
soundgarden - 1
Lucien - 1
MetalJunkie - 1
Jaffa - 1

This isn't quite a 'Scene' per say.....but give me your best, most odd....funniest..etc Three word sentence.
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #2561 on: March 13, 2014, 12:31:08 PM »
Best scene ever.  :neverusethis:

Blues win Cup!

Love the TSA.
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #2562 on: March 13, 2014, 01:50:51 PM »
Cubs win series
Clinton elected Pope
Tom Cruise sane
Justin Bieber swallows
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #2563 on: March 14, 2014, 04:41:57 AM »
Inlaw's basement rules

Me so horny
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #2564 on: March 14, 2014, 07:05:09 AM »
Stationary Store Moves

Recent Dwarf Shortage

Ass and Balls
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #2565 on: March 15, 2014, 03:06:06 AM »
Anal seepage milkshake

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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #2566 on: March 15, 2014, 07:25:16 PM »
Quote from: jonnybaxy on March 14, 2014, 07:05:09 AM
Recent Dwarf Shortage

This is just odd and strange enough to be an actual headline in a newscast, plus...it made me chuckle a bit. You're the winner.

Oh and RJ

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Anal seepage milkshake

:puke:       That's just wrong.....but oddly has there not been a dwarf shortage this would have taken it.
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #2567 on: March 16, 2014, 09:55:07 AM »
Thanks Gary,

Standings:

jingle.boy - 28
gmillerdrake - 26
lonestar - 15
kingshmegland - 13
Tempusvox - 10
Sir GuitarCozmo - 10
Podaar - 9
BlobVanDam - 8
Zydar - 6
TheLordOfTheStrings - 5
masterthes - 5
Jonnybaxy - 4
Scorpion - 3
Prog Snob - 3
DebraKadabra - 2
Jarlaxle - 2
bout to crash - 2
TheSilentHam - 2
Ruba - 2
JayOctavarium - 2
El Barto - 1
Lolzeez - 1
soundgarden - 1
Lucien - 1
MetalJunkie - 1
Jaffa - 1

Next scene: Worst thing to say in a children's hospital.
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #2568 on: March 16, 2014, 10:01:48 AM »
You're all going to die!
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #2569 on: March 16, 2014, 10:43:53 AM »
Listen up everyone.  George can't make it tomorrow, so who wants to play Santa for these brats?

I'm Maury Povich, here with your paternity test results.

Sure, it's my first circumcision, but I stayed at a Holiday Inn Express last night.

That's nothin!  Wanna see MY hernia?  It's like I got a three-pack of tennis balls down there.
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #2570 on: March 16, 2014, 10:45:23 AM »
Santa will be performing your surgery. He's really a doctor.
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #2571 on: March 16, 2014, 11:33:40 AM »
Cancer ward? Looks like a bunch of midget Jingle.boys in there...







(I'm so going to hell for that one)
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #2572 on: March 16, 2014, 04:26:53 PM »
The Board of Aldermans have been replaced by Three Mexicans.

Anyone who cries gets stuck with this 16 gauge needle in the eye....got it!
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #2573 on: March 17, 2014, 09:25:19 AM »
Kid, this ain't Oz, and you ain't no Tinman. Sorry, but there's no heart for you, only doooooooooom...........
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #2574 on: March 18, 2014, 02:09:10 PM »
Just thought I'd tell you that there will be no Christmas this year......I just saw Santa in the ER with an antler sticking through his jugular.....wasn't pretty....

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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #2575 on: March 18, 2014, 03:45:10 PM »
Who's looking forward to this morning's anal probe!!!
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #2576 on: March 18, 2014, 03:49:54 PM »
Quote from: jingle.boy on March 18, 2014, 03:45:10 PM
Who's looking forward to this morning's anal probe!!!

Wait....Chad, isn't that your normal line when entering ANY new setting?
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #2577 on: March 18, 2014, 03:51:16 PM »
We'll find out tomorrow about that! :lol


Hey Charlie, that bed next to you will be free tomorrow if you want the bed next to the window.
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #2578 on: March 18, 2014, 05:57:42 PM »
Quote from: lonestar on March 17, 2014, 09:25:19 AM
Kid, this ain't Oz, and you ain't no Tinman. Sorry, but there's no heart for you, only doooooooooom...........

Winner!

With a runner up of pure and simple,

 
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You're all going to die!
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #2579 on: March 18, 2014, 06:50:35 PM »
Sweet, thanks man, had a feeling about that one...


Standings:

jingle.boy - 28
gmillerdrake - 26
lonestar - 16
kingshmegland - 13
Tempusvox - 10
Sir GuitarCozmo - 10
Podaar - 9
BlobVanDam - 8
Zydar - 6
TheLordOfTheStrings - 5
masterthes - 5
Jonnybaxy - 4
Scorpion - 3
Prog Snob - 3
DebraKadabra - 2
Jarlaxle - 2
bout to crash - 2
TheSilentHam - 2
Ruba - 2
JayOctavarium - 2
El Barto - 1
Lolzeez - 1
soundgarden - 1
Lucien - 1
MetalJunkie - 1
Jaffa - 1

Next scene- Things not to tell your waiter/waitress at a restaurant....

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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #2580 on: March 18, 2014, 06:52:44 PM »
If lonestar cooked this, I ain't eatin it!

They call me Mr. Pink.
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #2581 on: March 18, 2014, 07:05:20 PM »
Maybe your just deaf or dumb....or both, but I asked for this Steak Medium Rare not Medium....now take it back and give me what I asked for.

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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #2582 on: March 18, 2014, 08:10:46 PM »
"I'm sorry, but I can't seem to find your vagina anywhere on the menu.  How much?"

Bonus points if it's a guy.
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #2583 on: March 18, 2014, 08:18:53 PM »
What the fuck you mean there's no bread pudding on the menu?!?!

How's your snapper tonight?

And make it quick toots, I wanna catch the 8 o'clock showing of The Devil Wears Prada.

I CAN SMELL YOUR PUSSY!
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #2584 on: March 18, 2014, 08:50:56 PM »
I lost my job today, so just letting you know in advance, no matter what you do, I'm going to sue the pants off this place and they're going to find you personally responsible. So, what does your wine list look like?
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #2585 on: March 18, 2014, 10:11:34 PM »
Grade 'A' establishment huh? More like Grade 'DD'....

You know I own a restaurant also, I serve one item only.....Tube Steak....wanna work for me?
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #2586 on: March 18, 2014, 10:17:21 PM »
Ill have the cream-of-sum-yung-guy and she'll have the cumquats.
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #2587 on: March 19, 2014, 01:50:31 AM »
"...and another thing 'chicka'...when you bring it to me, try not to stick your big hairy knuckles in my food. Got it!"
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #2588 on: March 19, 2014, 06:35:38 AM »
Can I have a menu please? I need something to hide me masturbating.
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #2589 on: March 20, 2014, 12:09:25 PM »
Quote from: Jaffa on March 18, 2014, 08:10:46 PM
"I'm sorry, but I can't seem to find your vagina anywhere on the menu.  How much?"


I have to see this done someday, and I know just the uptight bitch to do it to.

You're up bro!!!
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