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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #2520 on: February 27, 2014, 03:37:25 PM »
Quote from: Sir GuitarCozmo on February 27, 2014, 03:29:49 PM
Which aisle is the salad dressing in?

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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #2521 on: March 01, 2014, 03:03:31 PM »
I don't normally act like a pu$$y whipped husband but I did stay at a Holiday Inn last night.

What aisle are the under aged hookers in?
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #2522 on: March 01, 2014, 04:41:51 PM »
Quote from: Sir GuitarCozmo on February 27, 2014, 03:29:49 PM
Which aisle is the salad dressing in?

I lost it on this.  Winna!
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #2523 on: March 01, 2014, 05:17:21 PM »
Like Gregg, it took a while for me to get it, then I lol'd.  Hard
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #2524 on: March 01, 2014, 07:56:59 PM »
Quote from: jingle.boy on March 01, 2014, 05:17:21 PM
Like Gregg, it took a while for me to get it, then I lol'd.  Hard

The best comedy is when it keeps getting funnier the longer you think about it. Coz created a real classic this time!
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #2525 on: March 01, 2014, 09:07:42 PM »


That was one of those rare moments of instantaneous genius that I don't even know where it came from.  Glad it brought the lulz.

Standings:

jingle.boy - 28
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Jarlaxle - 2
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TheSilentHam - 2
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JayOctavarium - 2
El Barto - 1
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Lucien - 1
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New scene:  The question from your kid that makes you realize you failed as a parent.
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #2526 on: March 01, 2014, 09:55:40 PM »
Boobs:  What are they good for?

Why would I ever want to drink beer??

What should I put on Dad:  Bieber or Beyonce?

Can we watch the NFL tonight?  (know your audience folks)

What's the big deal with Extreme reuniting?
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #2527 on: March 01, 2014, 11:01:35 PM »
Quote from: jingle.boy on March 01, 2014, 09:55:40 PM
What should I put on Dad:  Bieber or Beyonce?

a comma would be nice
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #2528 on: March 01, 2014, 11:23:44 PM »
So Dad....what exactly does an overnight janitor at the truck stop do?

It must have been fun growing up with Uncle Tim. He's so cool....he wins at everything, he has tons of hot girlfriends, he's rich and Mom REALLY loves it when he comes over......especially if you leave to go to the store or pick up food when he's here.

Are you sure I'm not adopted?
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #2529 on: March 02, 2014, 03:34:32 AM »
Why does it smell like salad dressing?

Why does it taste like shit?

Do you think you could ride her all the way to the rhubarb patch?

« Last Edit: March 02, 2014, 06:51:51 AM by Podaar »
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #2530 on: March 02, 2014, 05:24:33 PM »
But Dad, I like PBR and Jamesons...
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #2531 on: March 02, 2014, 05:46:29 PM »
Kiss sucks!

I'll take a nice cobb salad over wings any day.  Low fat dressing of course.
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #2532 on: March 02, 2014, 06:19:11 PM »
"Hey dad, this is Gladys. Shes addicted to crack and has got borderline personality disorder, her mothers a meth addict, shes never met father,  and she needs me. I'm gonna drop out of college to take care of her three kids during the day while shes dancing at the Pink Kitty. We're getting married."
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #2533 on: March 02, 2014, 06:27:16 PM »
My dream is to one day go hunting with Dick Cheney.
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #2534 on: March 02, 2014, 07:00:57 PM »
Yeah, I voted for the incumbent, so what!!!!
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #2535 on: March 02, 2014, 07:43:24 PM »
Dad, can I go to a Nickelback concert?
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #2536 on: March 02, 2014, 07:47:38 PM »
Dad, I owe all my success tol you. Every decision I ever made was based on the opposite choice of the decisions YOU made in life.  :tup
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #2537 on: March 02, 2014, 07:50:43 PM »
Dad, stop buying me Lego's dad they are fucking gay.
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #2538 on: March 02, 2014, 08:16:57 PM »
Who the hell listens to classical music anymore?
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #2539 on: March 03, 2014, 04:26:07 AM »
Dream Theater is the worst band ever!
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #2540 on: March 03, 2014, 08:05:30 AM »
Wow, this was a tough one.  Despite Chad's obvious knowledge of the target audience, this is probably the biggest failure I'd ever suffer as a parent:

Quote from: kingshmegland on March 02, 2014, 07:43:24 PM
Dad, can I go to a Nickelback concert?

I'm not sure I could go on after that.
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #2541 on: March 03, 2014, 08:06:36 AM »
Quote from: kingshmegland on March 02, 2014, 07:50:43 PM
Dad, stop buying me Lego's dad they are fucking gay.


This would've been the deal breaker for me.
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #2542 on: March 03, 2014, 08:11:13 AM »
That I could've dealt with, despite how much I love Lego, but Nickelback?

Just kill me.
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #2543 on: March 03, 2014, 08:19:27 AM »
You see the Lego movie yet? So frikkin cool!!
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #2544 on: March 03, 2014, 08:38:00 AM »
Not yet, but I am looking forward to seeing it, HOPEFULLY soon.
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #2545 on: March 03, 2014, 09:47:58 AM »
 :lol

I shall post a new one when I get home!  Thanks!
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #2546 on: March 03, 2014, 04:23:32 PM »
Standings:

jingle.boy - 28
gmillerdrake - 25
lonestar - 15
kingshmegland - 13
Tempusvox - 10
Sir GuitarCozmo - 10
BlobVanDam - 8
Podaar - 8
Zydar - 6
TheLordOfTheStrings - 5
masterthes - 5
Jonnybaxy - 3
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Jarlaxle - 2
bout to crash - 2
TheSilentHam - 2
Ruba - 2
JayOctavarium - 2
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Lolzeez - 1
soundgarden - 1
Lucien - 1
MetalJunkie - 1
Jaffa - 1

The worst Superhero tagline ever!!
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #2547 on: March 03, 2014, 04:41:27 PM »
I'm Batman

You're friendly neighborhood pedobear.
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #2548 on: March 04, 2014, 03:58:46 PM »
Aquaman - release my crabs!

The Flash - I always come first

Invisible Man - Peekaboo!
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #2549 on: March 04, 2014, 04:21:59 PM »
Superman - Don't believe it? Just ask Lois

Thor - Swinging his hammer 'round for you

Captain America - America, fuck ya!
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #2550 on: March 04, 2014, 05:13:36 PM »
Incredible Hulk - Penis size doesn't matter

Spider-Man - I'll shoot my sticky stuff all over you

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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #2551 on: March 11, 2014, 03:07:26 PM »
Threadkiller Man - "He ignores you until you just go away."

The Procrastinator - "He'll judge you tomorrow."

Shmegland King - "What? Where? Who me?"

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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #2552 on: March 11, 2014, 04:49:04 PM »
Quote from: Podaar on March 11, 2014, 03:07:26 PM
Threadkiller Man - "He ignores you until you just go away."

The Procrastinator - "He'll judge you tomorrow."

Shmegland King - "What? Where? Who me?"

Because I'm a moron these all win. :lol
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #2553 on: March 11, 2014, 09:52:32 PM »
 :lol

Uuuu... okay. I'll post something tomorrow when I'm sober!
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #2554 on: March 12, 2014, 08:12:21 AM »
Yes...moved up one slot!

Standings:

jingle.boy - 28
gmillerdrake - 25
lonestar - 15
kingshmegland - 13
Tempusvox - 10
Sir GuitarCozmo - 10
Podaar - 9
BlobVanDam - 8
Zydar - 6
TheLordOfTheStrings - 5
masterthes - 5
Jonnybaxy - 3
Scorpion - 3
Prog Snob - 3
DebraKadabra - 2
Jarlaxle - 2
bout to crash - 2
TheSilentHam - 2
Ruba - 2
JayOctavarium - 2
El Barto - 1
Lolzeez - 1
soundgarden - 1
Lucien - 1
MetalJunkie - 1
Jaffa - 1

Today's Scene: "U.S. idioms the foreign exchange student you are hosting gets wrong."
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