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Scenes From A Hat: Round 2

Started by lonestar, March 28, 2013, 08:29:56 AM

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Podaar


gmillerdrake

I don't normally act like a pu$$y whipped husband but I did stay at a Holiday Inn last night.

What aisle are the under aged hookers in?

King Postwhore

"I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means 'put down'." - Bon Newhart.

jingle.boy

Like Gregg, it took a while for me to get it, then I lol'd.  Hard
Quote from: Jamesman42 on September 20, 2024, 12:38:03 PM
Quote from: TAC on September 19, 2024, 05:23:01 PMHow is this even possible? Are we playing or what, people??
So I just checked, and, uh, you are one of the two who haven't sent.
Quote from: Puppies_On_Acid on September 20, 2024, 12:46:33 PMTim's roulette police card is hereby revoked!

Podaar

Quote from: jingle.boy on March 01, 2014, 04:17:21 PM
Like Gregg, it took a while for me to get it, then I lol'd.  Hard

The best comedy is when it keeps getting funnier the longer you think about it. Coz created a real classic this time!

Sir GuitarCozmo



That was one of those rare moments of instantaneous genius that I don't even know where it came from.  Glad it brought the lulz.

Standings:

jingle.boy - 28
gmillerdrake - 25
lonestar - 15
kingshmegland - 12
Tempusvox - 10
Sir GuitarCozmo - 10
BlobVanDam - 8
Podaar - 8
Zydar - 6
TheLordOfTheStrings - 5
masterthes - 5
Jonnybaxy - 3
Scorpion - 3
Prog Snob - 3
DebraKadabra - 2
Jarlaxle - 2
bout to crash - 2
TheSilentHam - 2
Ruba - 2
JayOctavarium - 2
El Barto - 1
Lolzeez - 1
soundgarden - 1
Lucien - 1
MetalJunkie - 1
Jaffa - 1

New scene:  The question from your kid that makes you realize you failed as a parent.

jingle.boy

Boobs:  What are they good for?

Why would I ever want to drink beer??

What should I put on Dad:  Bieber or Beyonce?

Can we watch the NFL tonight?  (know your audience folks)

What's the big deal with Extreme reuniting?
Quote from: Jamesman42 on September 20, 2024, 12:38:03 PM
Quote from: TAC on September 19, 2024, 05:23:01 PMHow is this even possible? Are we playing or what, people??
So I just checked, and, uh, you are one of the two who haven't sent.
Quote from: Puppies_On_Acid on September 20, 2024, 12:46:33 PMTim's roulette police card is hereby revoked!

TheAtliator

Quote from: jingle.boy on March 01, 2014, 08:55:40 PM
What should I put on Dad:  Bieber or Beyonce?

a comma would be nice

gmillerdrake

So Dad....what exactly does an overnight janitor at the truck stop do?

It must have been fun growing up with Uncle Tim. He's so cool....he wins at everything, he has tons of hot girlfriends, he's rich and Mom REALLY loves it when he comes over......especially if you leave to go to the store or pick up food when he's here.

Are you sure I'm not adopted?

Podaar

#2529
Why does it smell like salad dressing?

Why does it taste like shit?

Do you think you could ride her all the way to the rhubarb patch?


lonestar

But Dad, I like PBR and Jamesons...

jingle.boy

Kiss sucks!

I'll take a nice cobb salad over wings any day.  Low fat dressing of course.
Quote from: Jamesman42 on September 20, 2024, 12:38:03 PM
Quote from: TAC on September 19, 2024, 05:23:01 PMHow is this even possible? Are we playing or what, people??
So I just checked, and, uh, you are one of the two who haven't sent.
Quote from: Puppies_On_Acid on September 20, 2024, 12:46:33 PMTim's roulette police card is hereby revoked!

TempusVox

"Hey dad, this is Gladys. Shes addicted to crack and has got borderline personality disorder, her mothers a meth addict, shes never met father,  and she needs me. I'm gonna drop out of college to take care of her three kids during the day while shes dancing at the Pink Kitty. We're getting married."

jingle.boy

My dream is to one day go hunting with Dick Cheney.
Quote from: Jamesman42 on September 20, 2024, 12:38:03 PM
Quote from: TAC on September 19, 2024, 05:23:01 PMHow is this even possible? Are we playing or what, people??
So I just checked, and, uh, you are one of the two who haven't sent.
Quote from: Puppies_On_Acid on September 20, 2024, 12:46:33 PMTim's roulette police card is hereby revoked!

lonestar

Yeah, I voted for the incumbent, so what!!!!

King Postwhore

Dad, can I go to a Nickelback concert?
"I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means 'put down'." - Bon Newhart.

gmillerdrake

Dad, I owe all my success tol you. Every decision I ever made was based on the opposite choice of the decisions YOU made in life.  :tup

King Postwhore

Dad, stop buying me Lego's dad they are fucking gay.
"I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means 'put down'." - Bon Newhart.

Lucien

Who the hell listens to classical music anymore?

masterthes

Dream Theater is the worst band ever!

Sir GuitarCozmo

Wow, this was a tough one.  Despite Chad's obvious knowledge of the target audience, this is probably the biggest failure I'd ever suffer as a parent:

Quote from: kingshmegland on March 02, 2014, 06:43:24 PMDad, can I go to a Nickelback concert?

I'm not sure I could go on after that.

lonestar

Quote from: kingshmegland on March 02, 2014, 06:50:43 PM
Dad, stop buying me Lego's dad they are fucking gay.


This would've been the deal breaker for me.

Sir GuitarCozmo

That I could've dealt with, despite how much I love Lego, but Nickelback?

Just kill me.

lonestar

You see the Lego movie yet? So frikkin cool!!

Sir GuitarCozmo

Not yet, but I am looking forward to seeing it, HOPEFULLY soon.

King Postwhore

 :lol

I shall post a new one when I get home!  Thanks!
"I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means 'put down'." - Bon Newhart.

King Postwhore

Standings:

jingle.boy - 28
gmillerdrake - 25
lonestar - 15
kingshmegland - 13
Tempusvox - 10
Sir GuitarCozmo - 10
BlobVanDam - 8
Podaar - 8
Zydar - 6
TheLordOfTheStrings - 5
masterthes - 5
Jonnybaxy - 3
Scorpion - 3
Prog Snob - 3
DebraKadabra - 2
Jarlaxle - 2
bout to crash - 2
TheSilentHam - 2
Ruba - 2
JayOctavarium - 2
El Barto - 1
Lolzeez - 1
soundgarden - 1
Lucien - 1
MetalJunkie - 1
Jaffa - 1

The worst Superhero tagline ever!!
"I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means 'put down'." - Bon Newhart.

jingle.boy

I'm Batman

You're friendly neighborhood pedobear.
Quote from: Jamesman42 on September 20, 2024, 12:38:03 PM
Quote from: TAC on September 19, 2024, 05:23:01 PMHow is this even possible? Are we playing or what, people??
So I just checked, and, uh, you are one of the two who haven't sent.
Quote from: Puppies_On_Acid on September 20, 2024, 12:46:33 PMTim's roulette police card is hereby revoked!

jingle.boy

Aquaman - release my crabs!

The Flash - I always come first

Invisible Man - Peekaboo!
Quote from: Jamesman42 on September 20, 2024, 12:38:03 PM
Quote from: TAC on September 19, 2024, 05:23:01 PMHow is this even possible? Are we playing or what, people??
So I just checked, and, uh, you are one of the two who haven't sent.
Quote from: Puppies_On_Acid on September 20, 2024, 12:46:33 PMTim's roulette police card is hereby revoked!

Podaar

Superman - Don't believe it? Just ask Lois

Thor - Swinging his hammer 'round for you

Captain America - America, fuck ya!

gmillerdrake

Incredible Hulk - Penis size doesn't matter

Spider-Man - I'll shoot my sticky stuff all over you


Podaar

Threadkiller Man - "He ignores you until you just go away."

The Procrastinator - "He'll judge you tomorrow."

Shmegland King - "What? Where? Who me?"


King Postwhore

Quote from: Podaar on March 11, 2014, 02:07:26 PM
Threadkiller Man - "He ignores you until you just go away."

The Procrastinator - "He'll judge you tomorrow."

Shmegland King - "What? Where? Who me?"

Because I'm a moron these all win. :lol
"I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means 'put down'." - Bon Newhart.

Podaar

 :lol

Uuuu... okay. I'll post something tomorrow when I'm sober!

Podaar

Yes...moved up one slot!

Standings:

jingle.boy - 28
gmillerdrake - 25
lonestar - 15
kingshmegland - 13
Tempusvox - 10
Sir GuitarCozmo - 10
Podaar - 9
BlobVanDam - 8
Zydar - 6
TheLordOfTheStrings - 5
masterthes - 5
Jonnybaxy - 3
Scorpion - 3
Prog Snob - 3
DebraKadabra - 2
Jarlaxle - 2
bout to crash - 2
TheSilentHam - 2
Ruba - 2
JayOctavarium - 2
El Barto - 1
Lolzeez - 1
soundgarden - 1
Lucien - 1
MetalJunkie - 1
Jaffa - 1

Today's Scene: "U.S. idioms the foreign exchange student you are hosting gets wrong."