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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #2450 on: February 13, 2014, 07:15:11 AM »
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #2451 on: February 13, 2014, 07:25:45 AM »
Quote from: BlobVanDam on February 13, 2014, 07:15:11 AM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cVja68CPgUw

 :lol I love the misspelling of the song title on that video, Blob. Makes the innuendo even nastier!
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #2452 on: February 13, 2014, 07:33:51 AM »
Quote from: Podaar on February 13, 2014, 07:25:45 AM
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cVja68CPgUw

 :lol I love the misspelling of the song title on that video, Blob. Makes the innuendo even nastier!

I did not even notice. :lol As if the song needed to be any seedier.
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #2453 on: February 13, 2014, 08:33:46 AM »
Come sample our box!
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"Owners of dogs will have noticed that, if you provide them with food and water and shelter and affection, they will think you are God. Whereas owners of cats are compelled to realize that, if you provide them with food and water and affection, they draw the conclusion that they are God.” — Christopher Hitchens

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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #2454 on: February 13, 2014, 11:12:11 AM »
Our new cookie this year is a soft, white dough with a pink creamy center. Chocolate syrup is drizzled all over it and it tastes so good that when you eat it you'll look around all paranoid like you've just done something wrong. It's called "14 will get you 20" because there 20 cookies a pack for only $14.
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #2455 on: February 13, 2014, 04:11:45 PM »
want to tagalong my snickerdoodle?
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #2456 on: February 13, 2014, 04:17:51 PM »
We're going to unveil our new flavor Amanda!
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #2457 on: February 13, 2014, 09:34:43 PM »
It'd be a shame for people to begin to believe you tried to force me into your mini van......so, 2 boxes of mint and 3 of snicker doodle.....Right?

I'd hate to get beaten by Father again for failing to sell these remaining boxes. 

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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #2458 on: February 14, 2014, 03:16:13 PM »
Quote from: jingle.boy on February 13, 2014, 06:44:14 AM
I'll discount two of the pink boxes, and one of the brown.

You gonna buy a case, or am I gonna have to post on your FB wall "thanks for being so gentle last night, when can we do it again?"

Please Mister?  If I sell two more boxes, my mom says she can get some more "rock".


Shit, pick one, Chad gets the win.

And you guys are some sick fucks man.... :p
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #2459 on: February 14, 2014, 10:08:12 PM »
Thanks you sir!

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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #2460 on: February 14, 2014, 10:15:53 PM »
So you know what 'Valentine' translates to in English right......? It's "felatio on male genitailia'......and just so you know, I'm a male and I have genitailia.

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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #2461 on: February 14, 2014, 10:45:44 PM »
Jack be nimble,
Jack be quick.
It's Valemntines day,
Now suck my ....DICK!
« Last Edit: February 14, 2014, 11:05:56 PM by TempusVox »
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #2462 on: February 14, 2014, 10:52:00 PM »
Quote from: TempusVox on February 14, 2014, 10:45:44 PM
Jack be nimble,
Jack be quick.
It's Valemntines day,
Now suck my ....

Nick?
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #2463 on: February 14, 2014, 11:06:40 PM »
^ I fx'd it.  :biggrin:
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #2464 on: February 15, 2014, 04:05:17 AM »
Rose are red
Violets are blue
And so  are my balls
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #2465 on: February 15, 2014, 05:51:17 AM »
Yea, you're the tops, Babe. Now get me a sammich and be quick about it!

If I were Prince, you'd be my little red corvette...with the top down.
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #2466 on: February 15, 2014, 07:44:04 AM »
i'm going to totally give you VD on VD
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #2467 on: February 15, 2014, 04:02:38 PM »
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
Stacy's mom has got it goin' on,
So I cheated on you!

~all apologies to Fountains of Wayne  :)
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #2468 on: February 15, 2014, 06:49:17 PM »
Roses are Red,
7-11 has Sluurpies,
Please drink this spiked Wine and pass out,
So I can give you my Herpes
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #2469 on: February 16, 2014, 08:24:25 AM »
Quote from: Podaar on February 15, 2014, 05:51:17 AM
Yea, you're the tops, Babe. Now get me a sammich and be quick about it!

I couldn't choose between all the 'Roses are red' themes, so decided not to.  This was just as good anyway.

Winner!
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #2470 on: February 16, 2014, 03:10:36 PM »
Yes! Thanks jingle

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Today's scene: New Walmart advertisement catch phrase.
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #2471 on: February 16, 2014, 03:16:20 PM »
Since I work at a Wal-Mart DC as a contracted company,


Live Smart, Shop Elsewhere.


Put More Mexicans To Work.


Rolling Baby's Got Back.




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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #2472 on: February 16, 2014, 05:06:17 PM »
Yes it's shit, but at least it's cheap.

Open Saturdays, where you'll not only lose your kids, but your mind too... if you can find a parking spot.
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #2473 on: February 16, 2014, 05:16:17 PM »
Express Yourself America!!!
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #2474 on: February 16, 2014, 05:41:26 PM »
'Target for the shameless.' 

On a more serious note, 'Come As You Are' might actually make a decent slogan for Walmart. 
« Last Edit: February 16, 2014, 11:21:55 PM by Jaffa »
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #2475 on: February 16, 2014, 06:10:55 PM »
Dress your skankiest, and you too may find yourself on peopleofwalmart.com
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #2476 on: February 16, 2014, 06:26:42 PM »
More aisles per sq. ft. Than any other store....plenty of room to set up a mobile meth lab
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #2477 on: February 16, 2014, 10:55:23 PM »
We now provide direct access to Satan in aisle 6 to sell your soul.

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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #2478 on: February 17, 2014, 05:56:49 AM »
I don't even like wall-mart but I had a pen and paper so what the fuck?

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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #2479 on: February 17, 2014, 07:46:30 AM »
Quote from: gmillerdrake on February 16, 2014, 10:55:23 PM
We now provide direct access to Satan in aisle 6 to sell your soul.

Funny only because it's true. You're up Gary!
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #2480 on: February 17, 2014, 08:19:58 AM »
Appreciate it Gregg!! Satan indeed is a shareholder of Walmart.....

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El Barto - 1
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   Re-name any movie/TV Show with a Politically Incorrect / and/or Odd Title.....
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #2481 on: February 18, 2014, 12:25:37 AM »
Films
Sandra Bullock in "White Guilt" (The Blindside)
Leonardo di Caprio in "You'll Only Remember the Stuff That Happens After It Hits the Ice" (Titanic)
James Cameron's "Every Cowboy and Indian Movie Ever Made" (Avatar)
"Hairlip and The Preacher vs. The Aliens" (Signs)
"S-s-sstop Your B-b-b-bitching and M-m-moaning, You In-Bred R-r-rich British B-b-bastard" (The Kings Speech)

TV Shows
"Fuck You, Cause Every Character You Like Is Gonna Die" (Either, Game of Thrones or Walking Dead)
"An Excuse To Get Wasted During The Week" (Monday Night or Thursday Night Football)
"All the Neurotic Bitches I Banged Before I Met Your Mother" (How I Met Your Mother)

I went with truthful politically incorrect


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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #2482 on: February 18, 2014, 12:47:04 PM »
C'mon fellas'......
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #2483 on: February 19, 2014, 06:18:27 AM »
Token Black Guy with Ghosts and shit (Ghostbusters)

Black man always dies first! (Most of the 'Friday the 13ths)

Fuck all logic! (all of the fast and furious)

The Hang-over-used-plot (the hangover I, II + III)
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #2484 on: February 19, 2014, 07:13:06 AM »
Classic 80's all the way, baby.  Hopefully none of these need an explanation.

An Entire Movie Written Around the Attempt to Showcase Pheobe Cates' Totally Awesome Perky Young B00bs
6 Self-Important Little Shits Who Form a Completely Unrealistic Bond in Detention
The Average Girl Gets the Jock, The Nerd Gets the Prom Queen and Everyone Forgets a Birthday
I'm Nailing a Young Demi Moore and Still Can't Seem to Cut the Ties With My Meddling Neanderthal Buddy
British Band Stars in a Rock Parody, Only for Rockers to Say "That Isn't a Parody, It's For Real"
If The Army Was Really Run Like This, America Would Be in Deep Shit
Daryl Hannah is a Fish, Doesn't Show Her B00bs
An Entire Movie Written Around the Attempt to Showcase Beverly D'Angelo's Totally Awesome Perky Young B00bs and Chevy Chase's Slapstick Brand of Humor
Wall Street Guy Ends Up Homeless, Homeless Guy Takes His Job, and Jamie Lee Curtis Shows Her B00bs
An Entire Movie Written Around the Attempt to Showcase Michelle Johnson's Totally Awesome Perky Young B00bs
A Bunch of Really Disenfranchised Smart College Guys Join a Black Fraternity, Outsmart a Bunch of Jocks, and Setup a Completely Illegal Surveillance System That Would Land Them on the Sexual Offender's List Nowadays
Good Looking High School Chick Isn't Appreciated for her Brains, Puts On a Ralph Macchio Disguise, Fools Everyone, then Shows Her B00bs to Prove She's Actually a Chick
Two Nerds Create an Uber-Hot Franken-Babe with Magic Powers, Who's Subject to Their Wishes, One of Which Surprisingly Isn't "Show Your B00bs on Camera"
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