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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #2170 on: December 20, 2013, 10:49:35 AM »
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Four Bitches We All Wish Would Die = The Golden Girls
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #2171 on: December 20, 2013, 10:50:47 AM »
Quote from: Sir GuitarCozmo on December 20, 2013, 10:49:35 AM
Quote from: Prog Snob on December 20, 2013, 08:42:40 AM
Four Bitches We All Wish Would Die = The Golden Girls

 :lol   That's one of the funniest shows around.  Your wish is almost true though. Just one left to go.   ;)
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #2172 on: December 20, 2013, 11:23:00 AM »
Oh, come on, Betty White is an American treasure
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #2173 on: December 20, 2013, 11:26:29 AM »
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #2174 on: December 23, 2013, 08:00:52 AM »
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My Three Sons of Bitches

Forgot this was mine to judge.  Never watched the show, but the title gave the biggest chuckle.
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #2175 on: December 23, 2013, 08:06:08 AM »
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Quote from: Sir GuitarCozmo on December 20, 2013, 07:46:48 AM
My Three Sons of Bitches

Forgot this was mine to judge.  Never watched the show, but the title gave the biggest chuckle.

 :lol That was pretty funny.
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #2176 on: December 23, 2013, 08:10:00 AM »
:metal

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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #2177 on: December 23, 2013, 08:26:12 AM »
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #2178 on: December 23, 2013, 08:33:52 AM »
Janes Social Drinking/Drugging Habit

Green Luke Warm Pea Pods

Analog Over Ground

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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #2179 on: December 23, 2013, 08:34:41 AM »
Smell Garden

Compassion for the Machine

Jane's a Crack Ho

Pearl Necklace Jam

Smashing Yams
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #2180 on: December 23, 2013, 08:41:56 AM »
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I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means 'put down'.” - Bob Newhart
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #2181 on: December 23, 2013, 08:45:54 AM »
The Overly hyped...musically mediocre....lyrically lame Band.       (Think Dave Matthews ;))

R.E.M. Sleep Drive In             (DT)

In Dying Gray Scale
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #2182 on: December 23, 2013, 09:05:18 AM »
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #2183 on: December 23, 2013, 12:52:47 PM »
Nightmare Cinema  ;)

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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #2184 on: December 23, 2013, 01:00:40 PM »
OPA!(th)
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #2185 on: December 23, 2013, 01:40:26 PM »
Stinking Blumpkins

Nicky Lemons & The Migraines

Sambora

Three Inch Stubs

Type AB+





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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #2186 on: December 23, 2013, 10:54:55 PM »
Toe Jam...Pearl Jam
Kon-Tiki Pirates...STP
Manic Depression...Nirvana
Penis...3rd Eye Blind
Growing Peaches...Smashing Pumpkins
Blenderfoot...Radiohead
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #2187 on: December 23, 2013, 10:57:04 PM »
Disturbed Child (Rabbits are Scary!)
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #2188 on: December 24, 2013, 12:22:16 AM »
Quote from: TempusVox on December 23, 2013, 10:54:55 PM
Blenderfoot

... That would actually be an excellent name for a metal band. 
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #2189 on: December 24, 2013, 09:30:50 AM »
Deafdesert
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #2190 on: December 24, 2013, 10:11:18 AM »
Some of these would be pretty good names for a pretentious indie rock band.  Very good submissions all around, but somebody clearly knows me too well:

Quote from: jingle.boy on December 23, 2013, 08:34:41 AM
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #2191 on: December 24, 2013, 11:51:03 AM »
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #2192 on: December 24, 2013, 12:00:42 PM »
a menorah

Rudolph's shiny nose

Mrs. Claus

his dentures

Official Red Ryder Carbine-Action Two-Hundred-Shot Range Model Air Rifle

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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #2193 on: December 24, 2013, 12:20:09 PM »
A steamer.
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #2194 on: December 24, 2013, 01:33:55 PM »
A burning campfire.
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #2195 on: December 24, 2013, 05:39:18 PM »
Pearl necklace jam
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #2196 on: December 26, 2013, 10:08:39 AM »
Gag ball and butt plug

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Dried Chicken Bones and seven dominos
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #2197 on: December 26, 2013, 10:45:00 AM »
Quote from: kingshmegland on December 24, 2013, 12:20:09 PM
A steamer.

Just envisioning Santa leaving this had me giggling all day.  You're up King.
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #2198 on: December 26, 2013, 11:41:12 AM »
Standings:

jingle.boy - 23
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lonestar - 14
kingshmegland - 11
TempusVox - 8
BlobVanDam - 8
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Zydar - 6
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TheSilentHam - 2
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Jonnybaxy - 2
JayOctavarium - 2
Prog Snob - 2
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Lolzeez - 1
soundgarden - 1
Lucien - 1
MetalJunkie - 1

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I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means 'put down'.” - Bob Newhart
So wait, we're spelling it wrong and king is spelling it right? What is going on here? :lol -- BlobVanDam
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #2199 on: December 26, 2013, 12:06:04 PM »
Want your mother to have another, then give daddy Cialis...
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #2200 on: December 30, 2013, 12:06:50 PM »
Wondering what that glorious feeling is down south of the border Timmy?  Well, now you can have it for hours at a time. 

It's the secret to Barney's lovability with all the children.

Just make sure Pedo bear doesn't find the bottle.
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #2201 on: December 30, 2013, 02:37:50 PM »
The pills that daddy takes right before he "goes to the gym"....

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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #2202 on: December 30, 2013, 05:03:39 PM »
MOAR PLEAZE!!!!
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I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means 'put down'.” - Bob Newhart
So wait, we're spelling it wrong and king is spelling it right? What is going on here? :lol -- BlobVanDam
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #2203 on: December 30, 2013, 05:45:21 PM »
It's what has kept Bert and Ernie happy 'roommates' for all these years

Nothing makes house wife's cry harder or run faster than daddy taking one of these.

Ever wonder why Grandpa suddenly began to itch his crotch a lot? Now you have your answer.

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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #2204 on: December 30, 2013, 06:04:33 PM »
So try Cialis and stop Dora exploring for daddy's erection.

One, one erection!  HAHAHAAAAA! Two, two erections! HAHAHAAAAA!  Get daddy Cialis and let him be able to count his erections again.



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