Author Topic: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2 (Read 167281 times)

King Postwhore · « **Reply #1995 on:** November 21, 2013, 06:52:57 AM »

If you follow the moles on his ass I think it's a map to buried treasure!

jingle.boy · « **Reply #1996 on:** November 21, 2013, 07:05:36 AM »

Nice circumcision Gene, but he came in for a hernia.

So, I'm pushing and I'm digging up there during this colonoscopy, and I'm thinking, "what the hell is an Optimus Prime action figure doing up here?"

gmillerdrake · « **Reply #1997 on:** November 21, 2013, 07:35:15 AM »

There's no way this fella lives past next Tuesday.....

lonestar · « **Reply #1998 on:** November 21, 2013, 09:07:54 AM »

I'll finish in a bit, the game's on...

gmillerdrake · « **Reply #1999 on:** November 21, 2013, 07:48:04 PM »

Be honest....have you ever seen someone bleed that much from an accidental femoral puncture? Next time I'll remove my hands from the cavity when I sneeze.

Lucien · « **Reply #2000 on:** November 21, 2013, 07:57:20 PM »

ALL OF THESE

gmillerdrake · « **Reply #2001 on:** November 22, 2013, 01:13:13 PM »

Well once I had him opened up I could see everything was fine but I removed his testicles anyway....

King Postwhore · « **Reply #2002 on:** November 22, 2013, 05:27:45 PM »

If you lean him this way it looks like the cover to Octavartium.

BlobVanDam · « **Reply #2003 on:** November 23, 2013, 07:28:25 AM »

Quote from: jingle.boy on November 21, 2013, 07:05:36 AM

So, I'm pushing and I'm digging up there during this colonoscopy, and I'm thinking, "what the hell is an Optimus Prime action figure doing up here?"

Nice try.

Quote from: gmillerdrake on November 21, 2013, 07:48:04 PM

Be honest....have you ever seen someone bleed that much from an accidental femoral puncture? Next time I'll remove my hands from the cavity when I sneeze.

Quote from: gmillerdrake on November 22, 2013, 01:13:13 PM

Well once I had him opened up I could see everything was fine but I removed his testicles anyway....

I can't choose between these two. You win.

gmillerdrake · « **Reply #2004 on:** November 23, 2013, 09:35:59 AM »

Thanks Mr. BVD!

Standings
jingle.boy - 19
gmillerdrake - 17
lonestar - 13
kingshmegland - 8
TempusVox - 8
BlobVanDam - 8
Sir GuitarCozmo - 6
Zydar - 6
TheLordOfTheStrings - 5
Podaar - 5
masterthes - 3
Scorpion - 3
DebraKadabra - 2
Jarlaxle - 2
bout to crash - 2
TheSilentHam - 2
Ruba - 2
Jonnybaxy - 2
JayOctavarium - 2
El Barto - 1
Lolzeez - 1
soundgarden - 1
Lucien - 1
MetalJunkie - 1

New scene - First reactions/statement you say/do when you meet your hideous blind date.

jingle.boy · « **Reply #2005 on:** November 23, 2013, 09:44:25 AM »

Chino was wrong. This app sucks!

My eyes! The goggles do nothing.

Zydar · « **Reply #2006 on:** November 23, 2013, 09:45:27 AM »

If you're not into chloroform rags we are not a match.

Prog Snob · « **Reply #2007 on:** November 23, 2013, 10:06:11 AM »

Yeah, I made it clear that I wasn't into beastiality.

lonestar · « **Reply #2008 on:** November 23, 2013, 03:21:45 PM »

Ok, gotta be honest. If you still have your uvula I'm outta here.

Onno · « **Reply #2009 on:** November 23, 2013, 04:26:15 PM »

EXTERMINATE! EXTERMINATE!

King Postwhore · « **Reply #2010 on:** November 23, 2013, 04:45:38 PM »

Wow a real life Pizza The Hut!

lonestar · « **Reply #2011 on:** November 23, 2013, 07:00:18 PM »

Huh, so that's what my own puke taste like..

King Postwhore · « **Reply #2012 on:** November 23, 2013, 08:04:21 PM »

I wish I was blind.

jingle.boy · « **Reply #2013 on:** November 23, 2013, 10:02:04 PM »

Uh, no. My name's Mike Oxlong. I don't know who Jim is.

gmillerdrake · « **Reply #2014 on:** November 25, 2013, 07:33:15 AM »

I'll take a few more before making the call......

Prog Snob · « **Reply #2015 on:** November 25, 2013, 07:46:02 AM »

Your father lets you leave the kennel looking like that?

jingle.boy · « **Reply #2016 on:** November 25, 2013, 07:49:10 AM »

Ah, so that's what a collapsed lung looks like.

Prog Snob · « **Reply #2017 on:** November 25, 2013, 07:57:19 AM »

At least one of us shaved for the occasion.

jingle.boy · « **Reply #2018 on:** November 25, 2013, 08:05:47 AM »

Podaar · « **Reply #2019 on:** November 25, 2013, 08:12:01 AM »

I know, let me guess: You've got a great personality.

Prog Snob · « **Reply #2020 on:** November 25, 2013, 08:18:15 AM »

I know they say what is on the inside matters most but I don't have the time to wade through all of the flaps to see what's inside.

BlobVanDam · « **Reply #2021 on:** November 25, 2013, 08:22:32 AM »

I know you're blind and all, but I just can't sit here and pretend. You're ugly as all hell and I can't stand the sight of you. Since you can't see yourself anyway, nobody has ever had to face up to telling you the truth, but I'm sorry, someone had to say it. You may not have to see your face, but unfortunately I do. I would actually rather kiss your seeing eye dog at this point.

King Postwhore · « **Reply #2022 on:** November 25, 2013, 11:02:13 AM »

Hey! Aren't you the lady that does those commercials for the Christian Children's Fund?

gmillerdrake · « **Reply #2023 on:** November 25, 2013, 12:10:20 PM »

Quote from: Prog Snob on November 25, 2013, 07:57:19 AM

At least one of us shaved for the occasion.

This late entry took it. You're up Prog Snob!

Prog Snob · « **Reply #2024 on:** November 25, 2013, 12:32:32 PM »

Thanks gmillerdrake!

Standings
jingle.boy - 19
gmillerdrake - 17
lonestar - 13
kingshmegland - 8
TempusVox - 8
BlobVanDam - 8
Sir GuitarCozmo - 6
Zydar - 6
TheLordOfTheStrings - 5
Podaar - 5
masterthes - 3
Scorpion - 3
DebraKadabra - 2
Jarlaxle - 2
bout to crash - 2
TheSilentHam - 2
Ruba - 2
Jonnybaxy - 2
JayOctavarium - 2
El Barto - 1
Lolzeez - 1
soundgarden - 1
Lucien - 1
MetalJunkie - 1
Prog Snob - 1

New scene - You're asked to be John Petrucci's guitar tech. What is one thing that you would be afraid to accidentally say during the interview?

jingle.boy · « **Reply #2025 on:** November 25, 2013, 12:51:21 PM »

That Mick Mars was a genius on the axe.

You really should just stick to 6 strings.

Hope you don't pork up like Yngvie.

gmillerdrake · « **Reply #2026 on:** November 25, 2013, 12:53:10 PM »

Could I bother you with a request.....might you rub and then smoke my Chicken?

So do you $hit in the woods?

jingle.boy · « **Reply #2027 on:** November 25, 2013, 01:00:22 PM »

Seriously, why won't you guys just let Kevin back in the band?

gmillerdrake · « **Reply #2028 on:** November 25, 2013, 01:26:15 PM »

Don't you think it's about time you admit Katrina was your fault for shredding at four thousand beats per milli second?

What's John Myung like in bed?

Do you think PED's should be banned in professional music?

lonestar · « **Reply #2029 on:** November 25, 2013, 01:51:19 PM »

Boxers, briefs, or commando

News: The Gift of Music official video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fae4FQ4McSY

Author Topic: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2 (Read 167281 times)