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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #1960 on: November 18, 2013, 03:22:41 PM »
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Winner... every time I envision a buddy of mine calling me "Buttons", I start envisioning how I'm gonna sucker punch him.
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #1961 on: November 18, 2013, 03:28:34 PM »
Hehe, it was actually a nickname I used for a salad cook I worked with. He had the same reaction. :lol



I'll post something when I get home from work.
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #1962 on: November 19, 2013, 03:50:57 PM »
I just had an Animaniacs flashback
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #1963 on: November 19, 2013, 07:51:59 PM »
Quote from: masterthes on November 19, 2013, 03:50:57 PM
I just had an Animaniacs flashback

That's where the nickname initially came from, the dog...."silly buttons...."



OK, the scene....

Strange/inappropriate things to say when the priest feeds you the host (that wafer at communion that represents the body of christ)
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #1964 on: November 19, 2013, 07:55:34 PM »
This is cooked medium rare....right?

This isn't the a$$ or balls is it?

Could I get a couple more of those....I had a long...fun...weekend in Vegas.

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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #1965 on: November 19, 2013, 08:17:05 PM »
"The body of Christ... Less filling, but tastes great."
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #1966 on: November 19, 2013, 08:18:26 PM »
-slaps out of hand-

bitch bring me a sandwich
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I just don't understand what they were trying to achieve with any part of the song, either individually or as a whole. You know what? It's the Platypus of Dream Theater songs. That bill doesn't go with that tail, or that strange little furry body, or those webbed feet, and oh god why does it have venomous spurs!? And then you find out it lays eggs too. The difference is that the Platypus is somehow functional despite being a crazy mishmash or leftover animal pieces

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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #1967 on: November 19, 2013, 08:21:41 PM »
Is this Kosher?
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #1968 on: November 19, 2013, 08:22:56 PM »
Ughhhh.....I got a toenail.....
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #1969 on: November 19, 2013, 08:28:11 PM »
You look like the boy that opened his mouth for me last night.
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #1970 on: November 19, 2013, 08:32:16 PM »
Wait Padre...this is a dried nipple!
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #1971 on: November 19, 2013, 08:32:46 PM »
Quote from: kingshmegland on November 19, 2013, 08:28:11 PM
You look like the boy that opened his mouth for me last night.

:slowclap:   Disturbing. Very disturbing.  ;)
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #1972 on: November 19, 2013, 08:33:51 PM »
That hit the spot! How about a bit of John the Baptist for dessert?
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #1973 on: November 19, 2013, 08:35:05 PM »
Quote from: gmillerdrake on November 19, 2013, 08:32:46 PM
Quote from: kingshmegland on November 19, 2013, 08:28:11 PM
You look like the boy that opened his mouth for me last night.

:slowclap:   Disturbing. Very disturbing.  ;)

But wait!



Is all your other orifices as good looking as this one?
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #1974 on: November 19, 2013, 08:37:37 PM »
Betcha can't eat just one
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #1975 on: November 19, 2013, 08:42:33 PM »
If you can burp the alphabet I'll give you another one.
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #1976 on: November 19, 2013, 08:56:48 PM »
Tastes like chicken. OH MY GOD JESUS WAS A CHICKEN
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #1977 on: November 19, 2013, 09:23:27 PM »
Quote from: Lucien on November 19, 2013, 08:56:48 PM
Tastes like chicken. OH MY GOD JESUS WAS A CHICKEN

:lol :lol
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I just don't understand what they were trying to achieve with any part of the song, either individually or as a whole. You know what? It's the Platypus of Dream Theater songs. That bill doesn't go with that tail, or that strange little furry body, or those webbed feet, and oh god why does it have venomous spurs!? And then you find out it lays eggs too. The difference is that the Platypus is somehow functional despite being a crazy mishmash or leftover animal pieces

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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #1978 on: November 19, 2013, 10:11:02 PM »
"Father is it a sin to have sex before you take communion?"

"Only if you block the aisle."
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #1979 on: November 20, 2013, 12:00:45 AM »
"No thanks.  Got any Satan cakes?"
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #1980 on: November 20, 2013, 12:12:54 AM »
Is this gluten free? I can't digest Jesus unless he's gluten free!

I hope the Kool-aid man brings in the wine.

What part of christ's body is this? I'm not eating it if it's the weiner.

Hey Father, how about later we get together and you can put my body in your mouth instead.

I have a terrible bug, so this is going through me today.
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #1981 on: November 20, 2013, 03:59:13 AM »
Sure why not? I'm so hungry I'd eat just about anything right now.
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #1982 on: November 20, 2013, 04:05:14 AM »
I don't really know who Jesus is, but somebody mentioned wine, and then we all stood up, so I thought "what the fuck ?"
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #1983 on: November 20, 2013, 04:10:59 AM »
Hey father, you ever play "front-hand, back-hand"?
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #1984 on: November 20, 2013, 05:40:00 AM »
Hey, Father ... Wanna speed this up a bit?  The 9rs are kicking off in 30 minutes.
« Last Edit: November 20, 2013, 05:45:47 AM by jingle.boy »
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #1985 on: November 20, 2013, 05:44:55 AM »
Quote from: Jaffa on November 20, 2013, 12:00:45 AM
"No thanks.  Got any Satan cakes?"

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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #1986 on: November 20, 2013, 06:18:17 AM »
Father,  boxers or briefs under the robe?
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #1987 on: November 20, 2013, 06:25:18 AM »
Father, there's a couple of things about our Lord and Saviour that I hope you can clear up for me.  Was his middle name really "Horatio", and why did he tap dance so much?
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Quote from: Stadler on January 03, 2024, 10:00:00 AM
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #1988 on: November 20, 2013, 06:31:56 AM »
Quote from: pastor
...this is my body, which is broken for you: this do in remembrance of me...

So Jesus really was a cracka...
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #1989 on: November 20, 2013, 06:34:12 AM »
Oh yeah, I want Jesus in and around my mouth then I'm going to swallow all of it.
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #1990 on: November 20, 2013, 09:38:35 AM »
Quote from: jingle.boy on November 20, 2013, 05:40:00 AM
Hey, Father ... Wanna speed this up a bit?  The 9rs are kicking off in 30 minutes.

Playing up to my affections, close, but Blob nailed this one...

Quote from: BlobVanDam on November 20, 2013, 12:12:54 AM
Is this gluten free? I can't digest Jesus unless he's gluten free!

I hope the Kool-aid man brings in the wine.

Pick one, they were both brilliant. Your up animator....
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #1991 on: November 21, 2013, 05:53:01 AM »
Thanks chef!

It doesn't look like you updated the standings after you won, so I added a point for you (someone correct me if that's wrong)

Standings
jingle.boy - 19
gmillerdrake - 16
lonestar - 13
kingshmegland - 8
TempusVox - 8
BlobVanDam - 8
Sir GuitarCozmo - 6
Zydar - 6
TheLordOfTheStrings - 5
Podaar - 5
masterthes - 3
Scorpion - 3
DebraKadabra - 2
Jarlaxle - 2
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TheSilentHam - 2
Ruba - 2
Jonnybaxy - 2
JayOctavarium - 2
El Barto - 1
Lolzeez - 1
soundgarden - 1
Lucien - 1
MetalJunkie - 1

New scene - Things you don't want to hear your surgeon/doctor say behind your back to another doctor.
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #1992 on: November 21, 2013, 06:07:55 AM »
"Okay doc, he's all closed up and finished.  Wait...where does that go?"



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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #1993 on: November 21, 2013, 06:17:03 AM »
Hey is it me or does his ass look like a coin slot?
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #1994 on: November 21, 2013, 06:36:12 AM »
Oh yeah, I do it all the time.  Anesthetic kills the gag reflex.
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Quote from: hefdaddy42 on November 04, 2021, 06:14:36 AM
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Remember the mark of a great vocalist is if TAC hates them with a special passion
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