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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #1785 on: October 23, 2013, 12:48:46 PM »
Hope you got your fill of metal, cause it's 24/7 Karen Carpenter up here...... (kill me please)

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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #1786 on: October 23, 2013, 01:45:47 PM »
You twerk even once, you're going to the basement.
That's a word salad - and take it from me, I know word salad
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #1787 on: October 23, 2013, 02:05:18 PM »
Dude....you are SO LUCKY she was only your cousin by marriage.

Due to a recent shut down in the Heavenly Legislature....you have to pick one, would you like a Halo or Wings?

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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #1788 on: October 23, 2013, 02:17:34 PM »
Finally! We haven't seen someone here in a LONG time. Our estate is a lot less populated than I thought it would be by now.
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #1789 on: October 23, 2013, 02:39:06 PM »
I know you thought you weren't going to make it here, but I'll spot you the J-Lo years as your own personal hell, Mr. Affleck.
That's a word salad - and take it from me, I know word salad
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #1790 on: October 23, 2013, 03:11:06 PM »
You?!?! I gotta talk to the board, they'll let any fuckstick in here now...

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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #1791 on: October 23, 2013, 04:49:07 PM »
kingshmegland?!  More like burn in hell!!
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #1792 on: October 23, 2013, 04:53:18 PM »
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #1793 on: October 23, 2013, 04:58:31 PM »
Who said the gates were made of pearls:zydar:
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #1794 on: October 23, 2013, 05:00:11 PM »
To get in you have to watch Miley Cyrus perform live.
I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means 'put down'.” - Bob Newhart
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #1795 on: October 24, 2013, 12:15:41 AM »
You twerk even once, you're going to the basement.

So true. Chad is the winner!
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #1796 on: October 24, 2013, 08:18:31 AM »
Cool!  Will get a scene up later today when I'm not on my iPad.
That's a word salad - and take it from me, I know word salad
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #1797 on: October 24, 2013, 12:26:12 PM »
New Scene: The worse possible scene ideas!

GO!
I just don't understand what they were trying to achieve with any part of the song, either individually or as a whole. You know what? It's the Platypus of Dream Theater songs. That bill doesn't go with that tail, or that strange little furry body, or those webbed feet, and oh god why does it have venomous spurs!? And then you find out it lays eggs too. The difference is that the Platypus is somehow functional despite being a crazy mishmash or leftover animal pieces

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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #1798 on: October 24, 2013, 06:32:19 PM »
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Today's scene - "Gentlemen... please put your hands together and welcome to the stage ____________"

Bad stripper names.
That's a word salad - and take it from me, I know word salad
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #1799 on: October 24, 2013, 06:44:15 PM »
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #1800 on: October 25, 2013, 02:17:32 AM »
Zydar and his amazing, dancing penis.
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #1801 on: October 25, 2013, 02:26:05 AM »
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #1802 on: October 25, 2013, 07:06:11 AM »
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #1803 on: October 25, 2013, 08:00:44 AM »
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #1804 on: October 25, 2013, 08:23:09 AM »
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #1805 on: October 25, 2013, 08:24:42 AM »
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #1806 on: October 25, 2013, 08:41:15 AM »
The Randy Rancor!!!!!


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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #1807 on: October 25, 2013, 08:51:29 AM »
Ophelia Leggs
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #1808 on: October 25, 2013, 08:55:45 AM »
"Amanda Reconwith"

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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #1809 on: October 25, 2013, 09:00:31 AM »
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #1810 on: October 25, 2013, 09:02:18 AM »
Rupaul
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #1811 on: October 25, 2013, 09:02:58 AM »
Olympia Eenus

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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #1812 on: October 25, 2013, 10:09:40 AM »
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #1813 on: October 25, 2013, 10:21:58 AM »
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #1814 on: October 25, 2013, 10:27:00 AM »
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #1815 on: October 25, 2013, 11:02:57 AM »
Hey dude slow the fuck down so we can finish together at the same time.  :biggrin:
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #1816 on: October 25, 2013, 12:53:37 PM »
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #1817 on: October 25, 2013, 04:48:10 PM »
Please welcome CHLAMYDIASAURUS!!!
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #1818 on: October 25, 2013, 04:50:32 PM »
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #1819 on: October 26, 2013, 12:34:39 AM »
Please welcome CHLAMYDIASAURUS!!!

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