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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #1015 on: July 23, 2013, 09:14:22 AM »
Ummm... Why are there three Mexicans in the back seat?
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #1016 on: July 23, 2013, 09:17:00 AM »
Roads?! Where we're going we don't need roads

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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #1017 on: July 23, 2013, 09:21:09 AM »
Have you ever been in a Turkish prison?

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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #1018 on: July 23, 2013, 09:27:02 AM »
You mind if we pick up this prostitute?

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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #1019 on: July 23, 2013, 09:48:07 AM »
You ever see Death Race 2000?

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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #1020 on: July 23, 2013, 09:59:51 AM »
Hold my beer...

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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #1021 on: July 23, 2013, 10:04:01 AM »
Hold my hand?  I'm scared.
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #1022 on: July 23, 2013, 10:06:23 AM »
I'd suggest definately buckling up.... And maybe wearing a helmet. Oh, and a good solid prayer wouldn't hurt either.....this didn't go so well last time.
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #1023 on: July 23, 2013, 10:22:33 AM »
This thing corners like it's on rails.

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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #1024 on: July 23, 2013, 10:37:03 AM »
***Softly whispers and holds eyes tighly shut as he sits in the drivers seat****

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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #1025 on: July 23, 2013, 10:39:01 AM »
You ever have that 'my day can't get any worse' feeling?  Yeah, I'm not having that feeling right now.

*as hangs up cell phone*.  Sorry, just wrapping up a call with the suicide hotline.  Ready?
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #1026 on: July 23, 2013, 11:21:16 AM »
You hungry? There's a McD's right around the corner, I'm gonna hit the drive through....

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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #1027 on: July 23, 2013, 12:52:58 PM »
I have no ideas for this scene, but I wanted to tell you that my driver's license road test will be tomorrow - thanks to all of you for letting me know what to say there :lol

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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #1028 on: July 23, 2013, 02:04:37 PM »
Everybody survived! ROOAAAAAAAARRRRR!

E: did I misquote this one? :facepalm: it wasn't funny at all then.
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #1029 on: July 24, 2013, 04:11:28 PM »
Do you think three hours is long enough for two shots of Jagermeister and a Long Island Ice tea to wear off?

Several were very clever, but there can be only one!!

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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #1030 on: July 24, 2013, 07:00:03 PM »
Do you think three hours is long enough for two shots of Jagermeister and a Long Island Ice tea to wear off?

Several were very clever, but there can be only one!!

Winna Winna, Chicken Dinna!!

Alright!!  :metal There were some great ones in there. Thanks!




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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #1031 on: July 24, 2013, 07:40:43 PM »
"Hey doc, sooo how would one go about removing one of those toy plastic army men from ones colon?"
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #1032 on: July 24, 2013, 07:43:36 PM »
" Umm doc, three Mexicans dropped me off here for my appointment, and I was wondering, is it possible to be allergic to semen?"
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #1033 on: July 24, 2013, 07:51:49 PM »
"Look I'm not gonna lie to you, I do a LOT of crack."

"I sued the shit out of my last doctor."

"Ohhh doc! Hang on, I gotta fart realllll bad!"
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #1034 on: July 24, 2013, 09:42:15 PM »
<it has to be done>

Dr.:  Drop your shorts and bend over.
Me: No...we don't have to, I mean, maybe I just haven't been doing enough calisthenics...you know, my kidneys feel a lot better now, maybe if I just bent over like this every morning......  Moon Riiiver.  Whew...ever serve time, Doc?
Dr.: Breathe easy.
Me:  Yeah...breathe easy... Ahh!! Using the whole fist, Doc?!

<sorry, you were just asking for it!  Ok, on to the original material now>

Cancer risk?  No I'm not... but my pal Hef told me you give him the most delicious colonoscopy last week.  So, that's why I'm here.  Ready to hit pay dirt?

You're never gonna believe this doc... million to one shot.  Million to one.  Ever do fusilli art?

Any changes since my last checkup?  I've been having these weird hallucinations every so often.  Why, just last week a rooster told me that Dwight Gooden walked 88 batters in '96.  And you know what?  HE WAS RIGHT!

Is it weird that I find myself sobbing uncontrollably at the acting masterpiece that Kurt Russell delivers in Big Trouble in Little China?
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #1035 on: July 26, 2013, 06:12:53 AM »
Bump. Need some more entries...
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #1036 on: July 26, 2013, 06:18:51 AM »
I gave myself a prostate exam last night, so you don't have to!

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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #1037 on: July 28, 2013, 06:20:10 PM »
This is all the entries? Hmm.....
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #1038 on: July 28, 2013, 06:33:37 PM »
Doc.  Have you ever had that not so fresh feeling?
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #1039 on: July 29, 2013, 07:03:37 AM »
I gave myself a prostate exam last night, so you don't have to!

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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #1040 on: July 29, 2013, 07:43:34 AM »
I'm going with shoving your own digits in your bung hole.......Winner!

Whatever floats your boat Gary. 

p.s.  Seems sig-worthy.
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #1041 on: July 29, 2013, 08:38:56 AM »
I'm going with shoving your own digits in your bung hole.......Winner!

Whatever floats your boat Gary. 

p.s.  Seems sig-worthy.

I feel a special sort of honor....even if it involves fingers in dark places.   :lol
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #1042 on: July 29, 2013, 09:16:16 AM »
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #1043 on: July 29, 2013, 09:23:17 AM »
Damn Asian limo drivers!

Sorry, I took Viagara 3 hours ago.

She opened a bag of Lays as we parked, and it's true... I couldn't eat just one!

But, Dream Theater tickets went on sale at 10am this morning too!
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #1044 on: July 29, 2013, 09:25:30 AM »
I just finished watching an entire season of Whose Line is it Anyway.
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #1045 on: July 29, 2013, 09:38:15 AM »
Sorry.....that traffic nearly killed me.

I'd have gotten here sooner but three Mexicans asked me to explain what cornholed meant, I thought it easier just to demonstrate.

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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #1046 on: July 29, 2013, 09:42:56 AM »
Had to wait for The Volt to charge.

Really needed to wash my hands solidly after performing my own prostate exam.
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #1047 on: July 29, 2013, 10:35:45 AM »
Sorry I was late.  I was dead tired.
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #1048 on: July 29, 2013, 10:58:05 AM »
Man, that online course on 'How to swindle a widower' just wouldn't end.......so, anyone seen the bereaved Mrs. Jackson?

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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #1049 on: July 29, 2013, 07:44:24 PM »
My hamster died and I had to plan his funeral.

Your whole family is made up of chronic liars; I thought you guys had lied about this too.

Is it Spring forward or Spring back?

I mean he's dead, does it really matter if any of us are on time?

Man, the line at Starbucks was a real bitch!

Sorry I'm late, I'll make sure I'm early to the next one,  okay?

Is it Fall forward or Fall back?

I drove to the place I'd rather be by mistake.

Damn, I was hoping this would be over by the time I got here.
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