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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #980 on: July 19, 2013, 09:54:52 AM »
You're sitting too far away from the keyboard. Here, let me push your stool in for ya.
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #981 on: July 19, 2013, 11:16:31 AM »
This one time, at band camp......
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #982 on: July 19, 2013, 11:22:48 AM »
There's a reason they call us trombone players "Boners".
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #983 on: July 19, 2013, 11:25:04 AM »
Quote from: Podaar on July 19, 2013, 09:54:52 AM
You're sitting too far away from the keyboard. Here, let me push your stool in for ya.

What the shit
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #984 on: July 19, 2013, 11:25:37 AM »
Literally.
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #985 on: July 19, 2013, 11:27:59 AM »
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #986 on: July 19, 2013, 11:32:36 AM »
Quote from: Lucien on July 19, 2013, 11:27:59 AM
Quote from: Sir GuitarCozmo on July 19, 2013, 11:25:37 AM
Literally.

I assumed that.

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Something you'd like to get off your chest?
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #987 on: July 19, 2013, 11:35:26 AM »
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #988 on: July 19, 2013, 01:35:46 PM »
No... No that was great Miss Baker. But I said "Why don't you try it in Falsetto.....not why don't you try fellatio".
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #989 on: July 19, 2013, 01:56:28 PM »
Quote from: gmillerdrake on July 18, 2013, 09:08:55 PM
This may seem odd to you, but your lips seem perfectly suited to Play this rusty trombone.

I'd suggest we begin with a thorough lesson in the rhythm method.

It's a tough instrument that requires hours of late night practice, but the 'skin flute' is quite rewarding when stroked properly. Here.... Try mine.


Winner! Skin flue made my laugh a lot  :lol
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #990 on: July 19, 2013, 02:36:02 PM »
Quote from: jonnybaxy on July 19, 2013, 01:56:28 PM
Quote from: gmillerdrake on July 18, 2013, 09:08:55 PM
This may seem odd to you, but your lips seem perfectly suited to Play this rusty trombone.

I'd suggest we begin with a thorough lesson in the rhythm method.

It's a tough instrument that requires hours of late night practice, but the 'skin flute' is quite rewarding when stroked properly. Here.... Try mine.


Winner! Skin flue made my laugh a lot  :lol

Hey....thanks ! There were some great ones in that round



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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #991 on: July 19, 2013, 03:06:15 PM »
Whoops!  Sorry, was just looking for some cans.  Seems like I found 'em.

THIS ISN'T THE GARAGE!!!

Just like the old days, huh?

Guess I can scratch this off the ole bucket list.

David Backes dared me.
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #992 on: July 19, 2013, 03:12:51 PM »
I'm your brother-in-law's twin brother. Haha, that's funny that you thought I was him.
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #993 on: July 19, 2013, 04:42:34 PM »
I thought you were my wife. You two look so much alike. Except you have bigger boobs, and a way nicer ass
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #994 on: July 21, 2013, 09:03:12 AM »
Bump for last minute entries. Will pic tonight when I arrive home from out of town.
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #995 on: July 21, 2013, 02:34:40 PM »
Man, I was just about to tell her never where white in the fall.
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #996 on: July 21, 2013, 05:40:15 PM »
No...I guess that mole my wife has on her ass isn't hereditary after all. Thanks for helping me clear that up.
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #997 on: July 21, 2013, 07:49:01 PM »
Quote from: TempusVox on July 21, 2013, 05:40:15 PM
No...I guess that mole my wife has on her ass isn't hereditary after all. Thanks for helping me clear that up.

Winner.....nice one Mr. Vox.......
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #998 on: July 22, 2013, 07:13:52 PM »
Thanks Sir Drake.....



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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #999 on: July 22, 2013, 07:34:17 PM »
Hey, does my breath smell like your wife?

17th time is a charm, right?

Fuck, I really gotta move out from that pineapple under the sea!

Here, have a toke.
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #1000 on: July 22, 2013, 08:05:06 PM »
Right on Red?!  Only if you're dead!
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #1001 on: July 22, 2013, 08:13:02 PM »
Do you mind if we stop at a liquor store real quick?
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #1002 on: July 22, 2013, 08:19:40 PM »
My dad told me to pull my pants down when I drove stick.
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #1003 on: July 22, 2013, 08:19:56 PM »
By the way, you should know speed limit signs are just suggestions.

How about I parallel park this mother  :censored then we hop in the back seat and you practice on my stick shift?

Do you think three hours is long enough for two shots of Jagermeister and a Long Island Ice tea to wear off?
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #1004 on: July 22, 2013, 08:29:57 PM »
Hey instructor....I don't know if you noticed but I inadvertently piggy backed on King and Strings ideas. That's gotta be worth someth........SQUIRREL!!!
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #1005 on: July 22, 2013, 08:43:47 PM »
Quote from: jingle.boy on July 22, 2013, 07:34:17 PM
Hey, does my breath smell like your wife?

Holy shit  :rollin :rollin :rollin
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #1006 on: July 22, 2013, 08:57:38 PM »
Quote from: Jaffa on July 22, 2013, 08:43:47 PM
Quote from: jingle.boy on July 22, 2013, 07:34:17 PM
Hey, does my breath smell like your wife?

Holy shit  :rollin :rollin :rollin
Definitely hilarious, but what does that have to do with someone's driving lesson??
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #1007 on: July 22, 2013, 09:26:09 PM »
No idea.  I think that's a large part of why it made me laugh so much.
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #1008 on: July 22, 2013, 11:28:59 PM »
 :lol
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #1009 on: July 23, 2013, 12:08:46 AM »
Why the hell does this car have a third pedal???
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #1010 on: July 23, 2013, 12:10:27 AM »
 :rollin :rollin :rollin
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #1011 on: July 23, 2013, 04:47:42 AM »
Oh thank god I got a chick.  I can't parallel park worth shit either.
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #1012 on: July 23, 2013, 07:06:18 AM »
Could you hold the wheel for a sec?

-Pulls out phone and starts texting-
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #1013 on: July 23, 2013, 07:37:07 AM »
I can crack this car up since my dad saved a lot with Geico!!
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #1014 on: July 23, 2013, 07:47:40 AM »
I hope you teach how to drive drunk....

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