Scenes From A Hat: Round 2

Started by lonestar, March 28, 2013, 08:29:56 AM

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Podaar

You're sitting too far away from the keyboard. Here, let me push your stool in for ya.

gmillerdrake

This one time, at band camp......

Sir GuitarCozmo

There's a reason they call us trombone players "Boners".

Lucien

Quote from: Podaar on July 19, 2013, 08:54:52 AM
You're sitting too far away from the keyboard. Here, let me push your stool in for ya.

What the shit

Sir GuitarCozmo


Lucien


Sir GuitarCozmo


Podaar


gmillerdrake

No... No that was great Miss Baker. But I said "Why don't you try it in Falsetto.....not why don't you try fellatio".

jonnybaxy

Quote from: gmillerdrake on July 18, 2013, 08:08:55 PM
This may seem odd to you, but your lips seem perfectly suited to Play this rusty trombone.

I'd suggest we begin with a thorough lesson in the rhythm method.

It's a tough instrument that requires hours of late night practice, but the 'skin flute' is quite rewarding when stroked properly. Here.... Try mine.


Winner! Skin flue made my laugh a lot  :lol

gmillerdrake

Quote from: jonnybaxy on July 19, 2013, 12:56:28 PM
Quote from: gmillerdrake on July 18, 2013, 08:08:55 PM
This may seem odd to you, but your lips seem perfectly suited to Play this rusty trombone.

I'd suggest we begin with a thorough lesson in the rhythm method.

It's a tough instrument that requires hours of late night practice, but the 'skin flute' is quite rewarding when stroked properly. Here.... Try mine.


Winner! Skin flue made my laugh a lot  :lol

Hey....thanks ! There were some great ones in that round



Standings:

jingle.boy - 10
gmillerdrake - 5
lonestar - 5
kingshmegland - 5
TheLordOfTheStrings - 5
TempusVox - 4
Podaar - 4
Scorpion - 3
DebraKadabra - 2
Jarlaxle - 2
bout to crash- 2
Sir GuitarCozmo-2
TheSilentHam - 2
BlobVanDam - 2
Ruba - 2
El Barto - 1
Zydar - 1
J8VRM- 1
Lolzeez- 1
masterthes - 1
soundgarden - 1
Jonnybaxy - 1

New Scene....

Best excuse when getting caught watching your Sister In Law undress.....

jingle.boy

Whoops!  Sorry, was just looking for some cans.  Seems like I found 'em.

THIS ISN'T THE GARAGE!!!

Just like the old days, huh?

Guess I can scratch this off the ole bucket list.

David Backes dared me.
Quote from: Jamesman42 on September 20, 2024, 12:38:03 PM
Quote from: TAC on September 19, 2024, 05:23:01 PMHow is this even possible? Are we playing or what, people??
So I just checked, and, uh, you are one of the two who haven't sent.
Quote from: Puppies_On_Acid on September 20, 2024, 12:46:33 PMTim's roulette police card is hereby revoked!

Podaar

I'm your brother-in-law's twin brother. Haha, that's funny that you thought I was him.

masterthes

I thought you were my wife. You two look so much alike. Except you have bigger boobs, and a way nicer ass

gmillerdrake

Bump for last minute entries. Will pic tonight when I arrive home from out of town.

King Postwhore

Man, I was just about to tell her never where white in the fall.
"I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means 'put down'." - Bon Newhart.

TempusVox

No...I guess that mole my wife has on her ass isn't hereditary after all. Thanks for helping me clear that up.

gmillerdrake

Quote from: TempusVox on July 21, 2013, 04:40:15 PM
No...I guess that mole my wife has on her ass isn't hereditary after all. Thanks for helping me clear that up.

Winner.....nice one Mr. Vox.......

TempusVox

#998
Thanks Sir Drake.....



Standings:

jingle.boy - 10
TempusVox - 5
gmillerdrake - 5
lonestar - 5
kingshmegland - 5
TheLordOfTheStrings - 5
Podaar - 4
Scorpion - 3
DebraKadabra - 2
Jarlaxle - 2
bout to crash- 2
Sir GuitarCozmo-2
TheSilentHam - 2
BlobVanDam - 2
Ruba - 2
El Barto - 1
Zydar - 1
J8VRM- 1
Lolzeez- 1
masterthes - 1
soundgarden - 1
Jonnybaxy - 1

The scene...  Things you shouldn't say during your drivers license road test.

jingle.boy

Hey, does my breath smell like your wife?

17th time is a charm, right?

Fuck, I really gotta move out from that pineapple under the sea!

Here, have a toke.
Quote from: Jamesman42 on September 20, 2024, 12:38:03 PM
Quote from: TAC on September 19, 2024, 05:23:01 PMHow is this even possible? Are we playing or what, people??
So I just checked, and, uh, you are one of the two who haven't sent.
Quote from: Puppies_On_Acid on September 20, 2024, 12:46:33 PMTim's roulette police card is hereby revoked!

King Postwhore

Right on Red?!  Only if you're dead!
"I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means 'put down'." - Bon Newhart.

CodyWanKenobi

Do you mind if we stop at a liquor store real quick?
My latest concept album "IV: Timber" IS OUT NOW!
linktree = STARCOMMANDStudios

King Postwhore

My dad told me to pull my pants down when I drove stick.
"I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means 'put down'." - Bon Newhart.

gmillerdrake

By the way, you should know speed limit signs are just suggestions.

How about I parallel park this mother  :censored then we hop in the back seat and you practice on my stick shift?

Do you think three hours is long enough for two shots of Jagermeister and a Long Island Ice tea to wear off?

gmillerdrake

Hey instructor....I don't know if you noticed but I inadvertently piggy backed on King and Strings ideas. That's gotta be worth someth........SQUIRREL!!!

Jaffa


CodyWanKenobi

Quote from: Jaffa on July 22, 2013, 07:43:47 PM
Quote from: jingle.boy on July 22, 2013, 06:34:17 PM
Hey, does my breath smell like your wife?

Holy shit  :rollin :rollin :rollin
Definitely hilarious, but what does that have to do with someone's driving lesson??
My latest concept album "IV: Timber" IS OUT NOW!
linktree = STARCOMMANDStudios

Jaffa

No idea.  I think that's a large part of why it made me laugh so much.

CodyWanKenobi

My latest concept album "IV: Timber" IS OUT NOW!
linktree = STARCOMMANDStudios

JonnyM93

Why the hell does this car have a third pedal???

CodyWanKenobi

My latest concept album "IV: Timber" IS OUT NOW!
linktree = STARCOMMANDStudios

jingle.boy

Oh thank god I got a chick.  I can't parallel park worth shit either.
Quote from: Jamesman42 on September 20, 2024, 12:38:03 PM
Quote from: TAC on September 19, 2024, 05:23:01 PMHow is this even possible? Are we playing or what, people??
So I just checked, and, uh, you are one of the two who haven't sent.
Quote from: Puppies_On_Acid on September 20, 2024, 12:46:33 PMTim's roulette police card is hereby revoked!

JonnyM93

Could you hold the wheel for a sec?

-Pulls out phone and starts texting-

King Postwhore

I can crack this car up since my dad saved a lot with Geico!!
"I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means 'put down'." - Bon Newhart.

jonnybaxy

I hope you teach how to drive drunk....