Another true pick up line I used.
I was at a sorority party. It was a nut and bolt event. You paid $5 to get in and drink heir beer, They handed out a bolt to the guys. Different sizes and painted differently. So you would go around and talk to the girls and find the matching nut, (You get the pub right?) and try to hook up. Well, I heard a conversation from three girls talking and here how it went as I walked by.
Girl #1 - It's not the size, it's how they use it.
Well that got my attention!
Girl #2 - It's not the wand it's the magic in it.
Now I'm all excited.
Girl #3 - It's not the ocean, it's the motion.
Now all 3 girls bust out laughing and see me giggle. So they have these sly looks on their faces and ask me my name, Not even asking for my bolt. Well I answered as only a man could,
I said, "Hi, my name it Tidal Wave.
Got 3 phone numbers that night.