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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #805 on: June 26, 2013, 08:15:57 AM »
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #806 on: June 26, 2013, 08:16:58 AM »
Die Arie Ahh ... Would you like a glass of water?
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #807 on: June 26, 2013, 02:58:16 PM »
Jumping Bean ..... You can't stop me, you can only hope to contain me
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #808 on: June 26, 2013, 03:07:14 PM »
Super Mex's trusty sidekick, Hot Sauce- "Not my yob jefe...."
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #809 on: June 26, 2013, 03:32:20 PM »
Seniōr Michael......."I did all I could, it's not my fault"
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #810 on: June 26, 2013, 04:23:46 PM »
Justice Scalia -- "No my yob jefe..."
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"Owners of dogs will have noticed that, if you provide them with food and water and shelter and affection, they will think you are God. Whereas owners of cats are compelled to realize that, if you provide them with food and water and affection, they draw the conclusion that they are God.” — Christopher Hitchens

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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #811 on: June 26, 2013, 07:27:42 PM »
Quote from: gmillerdrake on June 24, 2013, 08:44:57 PM
Dirty Sanchez.........."That'll cost you $50"
Dirty Sanchez takes it!  :rollin
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #812 on: June 26, 2013, 08:30:39 PM »
Quote from: TheLordOfTheStrings on June 26, 2013, 07:27:42 PM
Quote from: gmillerdrake on June 24, 2013, 08:44:57 PM
Dirty Sanchez.........."That'll cost you $50"
Dirty Sanchez takes it!  :rollin

Woo Hoo :metal Mr. Sanchez finally earns a 'W'......ha ha ha

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Excuse(s) you can't "perform" in bed.....
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #813 on: June 26, 2013, 09:09:32 PM »
"How do you expect me to sport wood right after a dirty sanchez?"

"Sorry, I just fapped."

When the Mrs finally agrees to role play, and shows wanting to be "driven" like Miss Daisy.
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Quote from: Stadler on January 03, 2024, 10:00:00 AM
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #814 on: June 26, 2013, 09:36:34 PM »
Quote from: jingle.boy on June 26, 2013, 09:09:32 PM
"How do you expect me to sport wood right after a dirty sanchez?"

 :rollin :lol.....unreal Chad...that is great!
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #815 on: June 27, 2013, 06:33:09 AM »
Sorry, I just watched the 1 ton teen, there is not a chance in hell I'm getting this up.
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #816 on: June 27, 2013, 12:42:52 PM »
Sorry, I've got... herpes.

(isn't that everyone's excuse?)
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #817 on: June 27, 2013, 02:18:36 PM »
I don't understand this round(?)   ???
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"Owners of dogs will have noticed that, if you provide them with food and water and shelter and affection, they will think you are God. Whereas owners of cats are compelled to realize that, if you provide them with food and water and affection, they draw the conclusion that they are God.” — Christopher Hitchens

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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #818 on: June 27, 2013, 03:07:18 PM »
When your first offer of a 'menage' is from Patty and Selma Bouvier.

Husband:  What the hell honey?
Wife:  I thought you said yesterday this is what you wanted?
Husband:  No, I said I was looking forward to seeing my old pal Tom Boan.  His nick name is "Crusty"!
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Quote from: Stadler on January 03, 2024, 10:00:00 AM
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I fear for the day when something happens on the right that is SO nuts that even Stadler says "That's crazy".
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #819 on: June 27, 2013, 03:18:03 PM »
But Honey I Shrunk The Kids is on TV!
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #820 on: June 28, 2013, 02:05:35 AM »
What's wrong? You're my wife, that's what's wrong...
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #821 on: June 28, 2013, 04:41:41 PM »
Oooo, as tempting as that sounds Hon, my secretary already raised a blister this afternoon. Sorry.
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #822 on: June 29, 2013, 02:54:40 PM »
Bump for a few more submissions....
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #823 on: June 29, 2013, 03:26:52 PM »
DUDE! I'm 15!
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #824 on: June 29, 2013, 03:30:52 PM »
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #825 on: June 29, 2013, 08:18:09 PM »
Quote from: lonestar on June 28, 2013, 02:05:35 AM
What's wrong? You're my wife, that's what's wrong...
This may be the only 'real' answer, DA Winna'



Chad, I wanted to give the homage to 'Rusty Trombone' but couldn't pull the trigger
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #826 on: June 30, 2013, 07:59:27 AM »
Thanks man!!!

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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #827 on: June 30, 2013, 09:32:43 AM »
You're humans fed you taco meat last night?
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I just don't understand what they were trying to achieve with any part of the song, either individually or as a whole. You know what? It's the Platypus of Dream Theater songs. That bill doesn't go with that tail, or that strange little furry body, or those webbed feet, and oh god why does it have venomous spurs!? And then you find out it lays eggs too. The difference is that the Platypus is somehow functional despite being a crazy mishmash or leftover animal pieces

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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #828 on: June 30, 2013, 09:41:18 AM »
Three Mexicans in a Toyota were just here, weren't they?
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Remember the mark of a great vocalist is if TAC hates them with a special passion

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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #829 on: June 30, 2013, 05:06:47 PM »
Whew.....it smells and looks like Mr. Hudson got whiskey drunk again last night, huh?
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #830 on: July 01, 2013, 01:30:27 AM »
Woof woof. Arf. Woof.
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #831 on: July 01, 2013, 01:48:16 AM »
Enchiladas? You must have been in Mexican Man's trash last night, huh?
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #832 on: July 01, 2013, 06:01:41 PM »
Holy shit... I CAN TALK!
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #833 on: July 01, 2013, 07:23:38 PM »
Why Fido...that's a really cool new black and white tattoo....


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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #834 on: July 01, 2013, 07:42:49 PM »
That reminds me.  Honey!  We need to buy toilet paper!  We're almost out!
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #835 on: July 01, 2013, 08:05:09 PM »
Oh geez dude, really!?!?!  Wilnot's are the worst.  Squeeze a little more next time, will ya?
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #836 on: July 01, 2013, 08:17:00 PM »
I'm telling you man I have a nose for these things and you my friend have Distemper.
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #837 on: July 01, 2013, 08:24:02 PM »
Got a little dysentery, do ya?  I think I also saw a pocket watch up there.
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #838 on: July 01, 2013, 08:48:02 PM »
Why the hell is there two inches of a beaded necklace hanging out of your bunghole?
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #839 on: July 01, 2013, 10:02:39 PM »
Quote from: gmillerdrake on June 30, 2013, 05:06:47 PM
Whew.....it smells and looks like Mr. Hudson got whiskey drunk again last night, huh?

Yeah, "whiskey drunk" won it hands down. You're up man...
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