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jingle.boy

#175
April 20, 2013, 06:59:53 AM
Springfield Heights Institute of Technology

City Morgue: You kill 'em, we chill 'em.
City Morgue: You stab 'em, we slab 'em.

Abortion Clinic: You rape 'em, we scrape 'em.
Quote from: Jamesman42 on September 20, 2024, 12:38:03 PM
Quote from: TAC on September 19, 2024, 05:23:01 PMHow is this even possible? Are we playing or what, people??
So I just checked, and, uh, you are one of the two who haven't sent.
Quote from: Puppies_On_Acid on September 20, 2024, 12:46:33 PMTim's roulette police card is hereby revoked!

King Postwhore

#176
April 20, 2013, 07:03:28 AM
Manscape.  Where man meets lawn.


"I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means 'put down'." - Bon Newhart.

jonnybaxy

#177
April 20, 2013, 07:06:57 AM
Nike's sex dolls: Just do it.

King Postwhore

#178
April 20, 2013, 07:08:58 AM
Bump And Grind Auto Body.
"I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means 'put down'." - Bon Newhart.

BlobVanDam

#179
April 20, 2013, 07:10:13 AM
The Count's Blood Bank: We'll Bleed You Dry

Monica's Sperm Bank and Dairy Products: Get a Mouthful!

King Postwhore

#180
April 20, 2013, 01:32:13 PM
Peter Pan's Abortion Clinic.


We'll "Hook" you in.
"I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means 'put down'." - Bon Newhart.

Jarlaxle

#181
April 21, 2013, 12:46:12 AM
Quote from: kingshmegland on April 20, 2013, 01:32:13 PM
Peter Pan's Abortion Clinic.


We'll "Hook" you in.

Winner!

King Postwhore

#182
April 21, 2013, 03:54:16 AM
Thank you!!

Updated standings:

jingle.boy - 4
Scorpion - 3
kingshmegland - 3
El Barto - 1
lonestar - 1
Ruba - 1
Zydar - 1
bout to crash- 1
J8VRM- 1
Jarlaxle - 1

Fat Albert walks into McDonalds and says.........
"I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means 'put down'." - Bon Newhart.

jingle.boy

#183
April 21, 2013, 07:26:16 AM
Fat Albert "I'll have #1, a #2, a #3, a #4, a #6, a #7, a #8, a #9, and a #10."
Cashier: "What would you like to drink sir?"
Fat Albert: "Diet coke."
Quote from: Jamesman42 on September 20, 2024, 12:38:03 PM
Quote from: TAC on September 19, 2024, 05:23:01 PMHow is this even possible? Are we playing or what, people??
So I just checked, and, uh, you are one of the two who haven't sent.
Quote from: Puppies_On_Acid on September 20, 2024, 12:46:33 PMTim's roulette police card is hereby revoked!

lonestar

#184
April 21, 2013, 07:44:33 AM
Gimme 4 big macs............... and all your money motherfuckers......... don't fuck with me bitch!!!!!

jingle.boy

#185
April 21, 2013, 07:50:37 AM
Quote from: lonestar on April 21, 2013, 07:44:33 AM
Gimme 4 big macs............... and all your money motherfuckers......... don't fuck with me bitch!!!!!

^times got tough for Fat Albert and the gang?  :lol


A side salad!?!?!?  What the???  Salad is food's food... it's the food that my food eats.

No you will not grill my chicken... you're gonna drop that piece of fucking foul in a vat of hot boiling fat.
Quote from: Jamesman42 on September 20, 2024, 12:38:03 PM
Quote from: TAC on September 19, 2024, 05:23:01 PMHow is this even possible? Are we playing or what, people??
So I just checked, and, uh, you are one of the two who haven't sent.
Quote from: Puppies_On_Acid on September 20, 2024, 12:46:33 PMTim's roulette police card is hereby revoked!

DebraKadabra

#186
April 21, 2013, 07:37:50 PM
Quote from: kingshmegland on April 21, 2013, 03:54:16 AM
Fat Albert walks into McDonalds and says.........

HEY HEY HEY!!!!

Jarlaxle

#187
April 21, 2013, 09:14:29 PM
"Can you supersize my supersize, and then supersize it again?"

FA: "I'll get 17 double-down sandwhiches and a Dr. Pepper."
Cashier: "Sir, this is not KFC."
FA: "RACIST!"

King Postwhore

#188
April 23, 2013, 06:42:32 PM
Bump.
"I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means 'put down'." - Bon Newhart.

King Postwhore

#189
April 24, 2013, 01:44:42 PM
Quote from: Jarlaxle on April 21, 2013, 09:14:29 PM
"Can you supersize my supersize, and then supersize it again?"


Winna!!
"I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means 'put down'." - Bon Newhart.

Jarlaxle

#190
April 24, 2013, 08:02:40 PM
Updated standings:

jingle.boy - 4
Scorpion - 3
kingshmegland - 3
Jarlaxle - 2
El Barto - 1
lonestar - 1
Ruba - 1
Zydar - 1
bout to crash- 1
J8VRM- 1

Awkward things you hear your grandma say:

jingle.boy

#191
April 24, 2013, 08:44:14 PM
Tit mouse.

Pull my finger sonny.

When you come over for dinner on Sunday, bring some C batteries.  My vibrator is dying.
Quote from: Jamesman42 on September 20, 2024, 12:38:03 PM
Quote from: TAC on September 19, 2024, 05:23:01 PMHow is this even possible? Are we playing or what, people??
So I just checked, and, uh, you are one of the two who haven't sent.
Quote from: Puppies_On_Acid on September 20, 2024, 12:46:33 PMTim's roulette police card is hereby revoked!

MetalJunkie

#192
April 24, 2013, 09:06:57 PM
This is a true story. My uncle, probably four or so at the time, was embarrassed to strip down in front of his grandmother so she could help him with his bath. Her response? "Oh hush. I've had worse things in my mouth."

King Postwhore

#193
April 25, 2013, 02:36:24 PM
"Wherever you be let your wind go free, if you hold it in it will be the death of me. "  -Yvonne Callahan  My grandmother. :lol
"I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means 'put down'." - Bon Newhart.

jonnybaxy

#194
April 25, 2013, 04:56:09 PM
I'm not your real grandmother,.

King Postwhore

#195
April 25, 2013, 07:22:52 PM
"That mother fucker wouldn't walk me across the street!"
"I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means 'put down'." - Bon Newhart.

?

#196
April 26, 2013, 02:37:21 AM
Quote from: Jarlaxle on April 24, 2013, 08:02:40 PM
Awkward things you hear your grandma say:
"I am your father."

Lolzeez

#197
April 26, 2013, 02:38:38 AM
I have a cock.

masterthes

#198
April 26, 2013, 03:01:42 AM
titty sprinkles

Zydar

#199
April 26, 2013, 03:05:15 AM
"It's Vlasto day!"

King Postwhore

#200
April 26, 2013, 06:07:07 AM
Do these tassles make me look fat?!
"I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means 'put down'." - Bon Newhart.

Jarlaxle

#201
April 26, 2013, 06:25:43 PM
Quote from: Lolzeez on April 26, 2013, 02:38:38 AM
I have a cock.
:lol I don't know why this made my laugh so hard. Winner!

Lolzeez

#202
April 26, 2013, 10:25:41 PM
Woot!


jingle.boy - 4
Scorpion - 3
kingshmegland - 3
Jarlaxle - 2
El Barto - 1
lonestar - 1
Ruba - 1
Zydar - 1
bout to crash- 1
J8VRM- 1
Lolzeez- 1

If dogs could talk,what would they say?

JayOctavarium

#203
April 26, 2013, 10:33:14 PM
fuck you

DebraKadabra

#204
April 26, 2013, 11:52:36 PM
I'll bet you're jealous 'cause I can lick my balls and you can't.

TheSilentHam

#205
April 27, 2013, 12:15:26 AM
 :rollin

BlobVanDam

#206
April 27, 2013, 12:21:09 AM
You gonna eat that vomit, or can I have it?

OH HEY, JOHN. COME AND SMELL THIS BITCH'S ASS. IT'S FUCKING AMAZING, DUDE! THE BEST THING I'VE SMELLED SINCE THE LAST THING I JUST SMELLED. OH HEY, IS THAT DEAD RAT I SMELL IN THERE? OH NICE, I NEVER GET TO EAT THOSE! OH MAN, LET'S HUMP.

King Postwhore

#207
April 27, 2013, 02:46:57 AM
Man, I have human breath this morning.
"I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means 'put down'." - Bon Newhart.

Ruba

#208
April 27, 2013, 04:33:25 AM
Gotta admit that I'm a little but confused
Sometimes it seems to me as if I'm just being used

jingle.boy

#209
April 27, 2013, 04:34:14 AM
THE HUMANS ARE HOME!!!!  THE HUMANS ARE HOME!!!!  OH BLESSED JOY!!!!  I HAVEN'T SEEN YOU IN LIKE, 35 MINUTES!!  WAIT, MY TAIL!!!  WHAT'S THAT BACK THERE!!!  GOTTA GET IT!!!  OH, YOU'RE HOME!!  COME HERE, LET ME LICK YOUR FACE OFF!!!!

Squirrel!
Quote from: Jamesman42 on September 20, 2024, 12:38:03 PM
Quote from: TAC on September 19, 2024, 05:23:01 PMHow is this even possible? Are we playing or what, people??
So I just checked, and, uh, you are one of the two who haven't sent.
Quote from: Puppies_On_Acid on September 20, 2024, 12:46:33 PMTim's roulette police card is hereby revoked!
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