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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #70 on: April 04, 2013, 05:57:40 AM »
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I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means 'put down'.” - Bob Newhart
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #71 on: April 04, 2013, 09:32:33 AM »
Quote from: DebraKadabra on April 03, 2013, 12:23:37 PM
I told you I was sick.
This really made me LOL.
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #72 on: April 04, 2013, 09:45:36 AM »
Lots of great one, but Zydar takes it for me. You're up, bud!
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #73 on: April 04, 2013, 09:51:50 AM »
Sweet!

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You're at a restaurant when you spot a fly in your soup. You let the waiter know about this, and his response is....
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #74 on: April 04, 2013, 10:53:09 AM »
You found Jeff Goldblum in your soup?!
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I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means 'put down'.” - Bob Newhart
So wait, we're spelling it wrong and king is spelling it right? What is going on here? :lol -- BlobVanDam
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #75 on: April 04, 2013, 10:59:05 AM »
Noooooooooooooooooo! Slinky, I'm sorry! I just wanted to show you my workplace, it was never meant to end this way!
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #76 on: April 04, 2013, 11:02:59 AM »
Would you like some hornet honeywheat bread with that soup?
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I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means 'put down'.” - Bob Newhart
So wait, we're spelling it wrong and king is spelling it right? What is going on here? :lol -- BlobVanDam
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #77 on: April 04, 2013, 12:17:37 PM »
<throws soup up in the air>. Fly!  Be free!
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #78 on: April 04, 2013, 12:22:46 PM »
Yes, I see... I will take care of it.  Sir, would you please back away from this man's soup?  You know it will rust your zipper.
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #79 on: April 04, 2013, 12:26:54 PM »
Quote from: jingle.boy on April 04, 2013, 12:17:37 PM
<throws soup up in the air>. Fly Now  Be free!

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I just don't understand what they were trying to achieve with any part of the song, either individually or as a whole. You know what? It's the Platypus of Dream Theater songs. That bill doesn't go with that tail, or that strange little furry body, or those webbed feet, and oh god why does it have venomous spurs!? And then you find out it lays eggs too. The difference is that the Platypus is somehow functional despite being a crazy mishmash or leftover animal pieces

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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #80 on: April 04, 2013, 12:34:01 PM »
"He's doing the backstroke."

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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #81 on: April 04, 2013, 12:49:15 PM »
"I'm sorry, we were all out of peas."
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #82 on: April 04, 2013, 02:45:34 PM »
Well, I'll just use my hands to get those little critters out!  Bon appetit!!!
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So wait, we're spelling it wrong and king is spelling it right? What is going on here? :lol -- BlobVanDam
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #83 on: April 04, 2013, 06:58:24 PM »
Only one?
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #84 on: April 05, 2013, 05:28:35 AM »
<in a French accent> Would you prefer something else?  Perhaps a cockroach?
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #85 on: April 05, 2013, 06:27:28 AM »
I'm sorry sir, you must have gotten the anteater special by mistake
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #86 on: April 05, 2013, 10:02:42 AM »
Many great ones, but jingle.chad wins with this:

Quote from: jingle.boy on April 04, 2013, 12:17:37 PM
<throws soup up in the air>. Fly!  Be free!

You're up :tup
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #87 on: April 05, 2013, 11:23:51 AM »
Beauty.  Hopefully you understood this was the inspiration for that 'scene'.

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An unexpected announcement by your flight captain.
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #88 on: April 05, 2013, 11:34:57 AM »
Attention passengers, have you ever had that not so fresh feeling?  Well look towards your TV for this in flight infomercial.
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So wait, we're spelling it wrong and king is spelling it right? What is going on here? :lol -- BlobVanDam
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #89 on: April 05, 2013, 12:06:21 PM »
"This is much more fun than being the captain of the Costa Concordia."
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #90 on: April 05, 2013, 12:39:43 PM »
If you look to the right you will see the ocean about 200 feet from you.
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I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means 'put down'.” - Bob Newhart
So wait, we're spelling it wrong and king is spelling it right? What is going on here? :lol -- BlobVanDam
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #91 on: April 05, 2013, 12:41:33 PM »
Ladies and gentlemen, this is your captain speaking. We have reached a cruising altitude of 35,000 feet and will now begin our in-flight movie: Twilight. For an alternate selection, please step outside on the wing for a special screening of "Bye Bye Birdie".
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #92 on: April 05, 2013, 03:21:23 PM »
If you can believe this folks, I just joined the mile high club but since I didn't put the auto pilot on we will be 45 minutes late to our destination and out of fuel.  Sorry for the inconvenience.
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I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means 'put down'.” - Bob Newhart
So wait, we're spelling it wrong and king is spelling it right? What is going on here? :lol -- BlobVanDam
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #93 on: April 05, 2013, 04:10:59 PM »
"Hello? Eh... this is your captain speaking. There's absolutely no cause for alarm."
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #94 on: April 05, 2013, 04:19:01 PM »
This is the captain.  Please take your air masks and place them on your face.  I just had a burrito.
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I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means 'put down'.” - Bob Newhart
So wait, we're spelling it wrong and king is spelling it right? What is going on here? :lol -- BlobVanDam
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #95 on: April 05, 2013, 04:48:36 PM »
Me and my officers will be beaming down to a hostile area shortly. I will require a man in a red shirt to accompany us, preferably one who will not be significantly missed should something unfortunate happen.
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #96 on: April 05, 2013, 07:42:29 PM »
Go strap yourselves in. I'm going to make the jump to light speed.
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #97 on: April 05, 2013, 08:17:27 PM »
"I don't mean to alarm anyone but... is there anyone on board who can fly a plane?"
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #98 on: April 05, 2013, 08:20:52 PM »
Does anyone on board like movies about gladiators?
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #99 on: April 05, 2013, 08:45:57 PM »
Pardon the interruption folks, but we are currently going to plaid
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #100 on: April 05, 2013, 08:55:06 PM »
And if you look to your right, you'll see a clown on a unicycle.
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #101 on: April 06, 2013, 06:40:06 PM »
Oh man, I can't believe I've missed this thread. Will probably contribute soon but right now just  :lol
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #102 on: April 06, 2013, 09:06:03 PM »
Quote from: kingshmegland on April 05, 2013, 04:19:01 PM
This is the captain.  Please take your air masks and place them on your face.  I just had a burrito.

Winner!
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #103 on: April 07, 2013, 04:35:47 AM »
Sweet.

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4 out of 5 dentist prefer......
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So wait, we're spelling it wrong and king is spelling it right? What is going on here? :lol -- BlobVanDam
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #104 on: April 07, 2013, 04:40:18 AM »
Police Academy II... it's an absolute classic.
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Remember the mark of a great vocalist is if TAC hates them with a special passion
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