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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #945 on: July 11, 2013, 09:18:05 PM »
Bush was right!

Putin nominated for Ethics in Politics award.
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #946 on: July 11, 2013, 11:58:22 PM »
Finnish people are the most social and positive in the world

Russia is the least corrupt country in the world

Hugh Syme creates a Dream Theater album cover DTF members are happy with
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #947 on: July 12, 2013, 05:18:11 AM »
Jingle.boy wins a Roulette!

The Leafs win the Cup!

Tate puts on an amazing show!
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #948 on: July 12, 2013, 07:19:52 AM »
North Korea shuts down all nuclear weapons
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #949 on: July 12, 2013, 07:40:40 AM »
Firearms now illegal in Texas

Communism Proven to be a good idea

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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #950 on: July 12, 2013, 07:55:43 AM »
Quote from: gmillerdrake on July 11, 2013, 07:42:50 PM
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #951 on: July 12, 2013, 09:35:02 AM »
Quote from: Podaar on July 12, 2013, 07:55:43 AM
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Ready to add pearls to their necklaces.
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #952 on: July 12, 2013, 01:18:24 PM »
Many good ones, hard to decide, but I chose this:

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Putin nominated for Ethics in Politics award.

Chad, you're up!
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #953 on: July 12, 2013, 01:29:59 PM »
Sweet!  Can't buy a win over in the caption thread, but first to 10 over here.  :footloose:

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jingle.boy - 10
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kingshmegland - 5
TheLordOfTheStrings - 5
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Scorpion - 3
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #954 on: July 12, 2013, 01:31:57 PM »
I was at Starbucks, using their wifi, browsing DTF
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I just don't understand what they were trying to achieve with any part of the song, either individually or as a whole. You know what? It's the Platypus of Dream Theater songs. That bill doesn't go with that tail, or that strange little furry body, or those webbed feet, and oh god why does it have venomous spurs!? And then you find out it lays eggs too. The difference is that the Platypus is somehow functional despite being a crazy mishmash or leftover animal pieces

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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #955 on: July 12, 2013, 01:32:54 PM »
"NOBODY knew what time it was!!!!!"   :omg:
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #956 on: July 12, 2013, 01:34:02 PM »
"I encountered three Mexicans who were driving a Toyota..."
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #957 on: July 12, 2013, 03:05:59 PM »
Quote from: ? on July 12, 2013, 01:34:02 PM
"I encountered three Mexicans who were driving a Toyota..."
Totally ninja'd

I had a run in with somebody named Dirty Sanchez
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #958 on: July 12, 2013, 05:34:19 PM »
I got a Cleaveland steamer  :(
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #959 on: July 12, 2013, 05:35:36 PM »
I lost track of time because I was blowin' random strangers for crack money.
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #960 on: July 12, 2013, 05:39:14 PM »
I was at zydars! :zydar:
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #961 on: July 12, 2013, 08:56:08 PM »
"Sorry, I had to run to the store to get some milk for my new born son".
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #962 on: July 12, 2013, 10:02:49 PM »
Sorry Dad. I was on the way home when I noticed this trombone wedged between a gutter and bush. It was pretty rusty...so I really put some effort into buffing it...really started stroking it, sometimes with long strokes...some quick. I got a little bloody but that did t stop me I plunged on through until I could blow on that thing and wiggle my fingers until it made the most sensational sound.
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #963 on: July 14, 2013, 11:04:18 AM »
Quote from: jonnybaxy on July 12, 2013, 05:39:14 PM
I was at zydars! :zydar:

Zydar always hits the spot.  Winner!
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #964 on: July 17, 2013, 12:22:18 PM »
Sorry guys, on holiday :)

 Standings:
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lonestar - 5
 kingshmegland - 5
TheLordOfTheStrings - 5
 gmillerdrake - 4
TempusVox - 4
Podaar - 4
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El Barto - 1
Zydar - 1
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Lolzeez- 1
masterthes - 1
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Jonnybaxy - 1

Worst thing to hear from your music teacher
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #965 on: July 17, 2013, 12:36:39 PM »
"Rebecca Black is a better singer than you."

"You don't have the right tooooneeee!"

"Don't worry, maybe you'll get to join Limp Bizkit someday..."
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #966 on: July 17, 2013, 01:06:41 PM »
I like to play around with A minor.
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #967 on: July 17, 2013, 01:07:01 PM »
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #968 on: July 17, 2013, 01:11:32 PM »
Hi, new student.  My name is Hakan, but you can call me Zydar.  Lets start over hear on my couch.
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #969 on: July 17, 2013, 01:22:58 PM »
To hit that F#, you're going to need to twist your sack like this!
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #970 on: July 17, 2013, 01:26:14 PM »
That sounded great! You could be the next Justin Bieber!!
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #971 on: July 17, 2013, 01:27:52 PM »
I like Nickelback.
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #972 on: July 17, 2013, 01:34:17 PM »
You start by grabbing both ends of the shaft tenderly.  Then lick both the top and bottom of the wood gently to get it all moist and glistening.  Finally, put your lips around it and blow slowly, but firmly.  The bassoon is the instrument of champions.
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #973 on: July 17, 2013, 01:38:21 PM »
Quote from: jingle.boy on July 17, 2013, 01:34:17 PM
You start by grabbing both ends of the shaft tenderly.  Then lick both the top and bottom of the wood gently to get it all moist and glistening.  Finally, put your lips around it and blow slowly, but firmly.  The bassoon is the instrument of champions.

I quivered.
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #974 on: July 18, 2013, 04:15:35 PM »
Quote from: Sir GuitarCozmo on July 17, 2013, 01:06:41 PM
I like to play around with A minor.

So much win
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #975 on: July 18, 2013, 05:49:19 PM »
With a lot more practice you could one day be as good as my best student... Tay Zonday.
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #976 on: July 18, 2013, 06:06:56 PM »
Let me help you loosen your vocal chords.
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #977 on: July 18, 2013, 06:27:52 PM »
i recieved all my training from three Mexicans in a Toyota
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #978 on: July 18, 2013, 09:08:55 PM »
This may seem odd to you, but your lips seem perfectly suited to Play this rusty trombone.

I'd suggest we begin with a thorough lesson in the rhythm method.

It's a tough instrument that requires hours of late night practice, but the 'skin flute' is quite rewarding when stroked properly. Here.... Try mine.

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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #979 on: July 18, 2013, 09:11:57 PM »
And here, we have this massive organ.

Mind if I take off that G string?
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