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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #910 on: July 09, 2013, 10:41:01 AM »
"I vow to respect the sanctity of your toothbrush..."
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #911 on: July 09, 2013, 10:55:15 AM »
Maria...ever since I saw how quickly you bounced back from that beating I gave you with a crow bar and bare knuckles on our first date for mouthin' off to me....I knew you were the one.
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #912 on: July 09, 2013, 11:31:39 AM »
I vow to always use a saddle when I mount you..
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #913 on: July 09, 2013, 05:32:40 PM »
So can we have sex NOW?!
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #914 on: July 09, 2013, 07:04:14 PM »
Quote from: Ruba on July 09, 2013, 10:01:16 AM
"My ex's was bigger than yours, but because you are such a tender and caring man, I can forgive you."

Or, on the other hand,

"You're a gigantic dick, but you also have a gigantic dick, so..."
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #915 on: July 09, 2013, 07:42:54 PM »
"I think I'm at the wrong wedding now I actually look upon your face."
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Hey dude slow the fuck down so we can finish together at the same time.  :biggrin:
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #916 on: July 09, 2013, 08:10:12 PM »
That's funny....you don't look like a Druish Princess
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #917 on: July 09, 2013, 08:45:53 PM »
And I promise to love, honor and cherish you as long as:
you always take out the trash, put the toilet seat down, give up watching sports, rub my feet every night, never look at another woman, don't be jealous or possessive, no man-cave, no poker nights, forsake video games, NO MAKIE SAMICHES, movie watching ratio will be 4.25 dramas per each action or comedy,  no run-on sentences, let me initiate sex on my schedule and don't get mad when I call out “Zydar” during,.... and above all no Metal and definitely NO Prog
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #918 on: July 09, 2013, 09:49:32 PM »
I, (name), take you (name), to be my (wife/husband), to have and to hold from this day forward, for better or for worse, for richer, for poorer,  in sickness and in health, unless of course you spend too much of our money, at which point I will toss your sorry ass out on the street; or such time that you're really barfey sick, cause thats just too gross, and I don't think I could ever love you, let alone kiss you after I saw you throwing up.
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #919 on: July 09, 2013, 11:05:30 PM »
Quote from: TheSilentHam on July 09, 2013, 08:45:53 PM
And I promise to love, honor and cherish you as long as:
you always take out the trash, put the toilet seat down, give up watching sports, rub my feet every night, never look at another woman, don't be jealous or possessive, no man-cave, no poker nights, forsake video games, NO MAKIE SAMICHES, movie watching ratio will be 4.25 dramas per each action or comedy,  no run-on sentences, let me initiate sex on my schedule and don't get mad when I call out “Zydar” during,.... and above all no Metal and definitely NO Prog

This couldn't be the wife of anyone here!   :omg:
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #920 on: July 10, 2013, 07:08:36 AM »
*BRAaaaAAAaaaAAAAAP* Heh, heh...pardon me. Where was I? Oh yea!

Do you Joan promise to take this man as your lawfully wedded...
« Last Edit: July 10, 2013, 12:01:05 PM by Podaar »
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #921 on: July 10, 2013, 11:58:27 AM »
Who are you again?
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #922 on: July 10, 2013, 12:43:30 PM »
A West Virginia Wedding:


Sister, this is the most happiest day of my life. Now no one will look twice when I take you for a ride.
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #923 on: July 10, 2013, 02:02:36 PM »
Quote from: Podaar on July 09, 2013, 10:41:01 AM
"I vow to respect the sanctity of your toothbrush..."

Judo victory!
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #924 on: July 10, 2013, 02:34:32 PM »
Schweet!

The Stand-outs

jingle.boy - 9
lonestar - 5
kingshmegland - 5
TheLordOfTheStrings - 5
gmillerdrake - 4
TempusVox -4
Podaar - 4
Scorpion - 3
DebraKadabra - 2
Jarlaxle - 2
bout to crash- 2
Sir GuitarCozmo-2
TheSilentHam - 2
BlobVanDam - 2
El Barto - 1
Ruba - 1
Zydar - 1
J8VRM- 1
Lolzeez- 1
masterthes - 1
soundgarden - 1

The Scene: Bad ways to respond when someone confesses something private and embarrassing.
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #925 on: July 10, 2013, 02:39:13 PM »
Me too!

Wait... Now it's on Facebook.

Well that's nothing man. Have you heard the story about me and three Mexicans?

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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #926 on: July 10, 2013, 02:47:14 PM »
Oooooooooh......Really?

Man, I feel so much better about myself now. Thank you.
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #927 on: July 10, 2013, 02:51:38 PM »
Not sure if video responses are allowed, but this was the first thing that popped into my head:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HoDatWF292s
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #928 on: July 10, 2013, 02:52:38 PM »
That's nothing compared to what your spouse told me.

What am I, flypaper for freaks!?!?

Don't mean to be rude, but am I supposed to give a flying fuck?

I think I just sharted.

It sounded like English, but I didn't understand a word you just said.

I know I stayed at a Holiday Inn Express last night, but how am I supposed to help you with THAT!?

That's great, mind if I press play now?
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #929 on: July 10, 2013, 05:11:34 PM »
Hmmm, I could write a concept album on that!

Cool story bro.
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #930 on: July 10, 2013, 05:45:02 PM »
Look on the bright side; at least it's Vlasto Day!
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #931 on: July 10, 2013, 08:59:46 PM »
I've got the weirdest boner right now
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #932 on: July 10, 2013, 09:43:02 PM »
I'm sorry....what'd you say? I was too busy picturing you naked holding a slinky....
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #933 on: July 11, 2013, 12:20:39 AM »
...DUDE WHAT THE FUCK?!?!?!
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #934 on: July 11, 2013, 12:27:11 AM »
Sorry, what did you say? I was on this conference call with my office.


Oh, that's nothing. Zydar does that to everyone.


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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #935 on: July 11, 2013, 12:28:05 AM »
:zydar:
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #936 on: July 11, 2013, 01:50:09 AM »
Blah blah blah blah.....god will you just shut the fuck up already...
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #937 on: July 11, 2013, 07:31:39 AM »
Oh man, all the entries this round are hilarious. :lol It makes it really difficult to choose...you all are winners in my book. That's why I decided to go to the bench and have Mrs. Podaar choose.

Quote from: Ruba on July 10, 2013, 02:39:13 PM
Wait... Now it's on Facebook.

Take it away Ruba!
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #938 on: July 11, 2013, 01:03:51 PM »
Niiiice.

Standings:
jingle.boy - 9
lonestar - 5
kingshmegland - 5
TheLordOfTheStrings - 5
gmillerdrake - 4
TempusVox -4
Podaar - 4
Scorpion - 3
DebraKadabra - 2
Jarlaxle - 2
bout to crash- 2
Sir GuitarCozmo-2
TheSilentHam - 2
BlobVanDam - 2
Ruba - 2
El Barto - 1
Zydar - 1
J8VRM- 1
Lolzeez- 1
masterthes - 1
soundgarden - 1

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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #939 on: July 11, 2013, 03:29:54 PM »
Dream Theater sweeps Grammy Awards.

Michael Bay wins best director.

Londoners voted "World's Most Beautiful Smiles"

Peter North appointed as next Pope.
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #940 on: July 11, 2013, 06:17:15 PM »
"Rolling stones to do another tour!!" ... Oh.. wait, that's actually happening
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #941 on: July 11, 2013, 06:22:07 PM »
Three Mexicans in a Toyota have been elected to the U.S. Supreme Court
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #942 on: July 11, 2013, 06:54:56 PM »
Sanchez cleans up his act and is voted 'Peoples' most sexy man alive
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #943 on: July 11, 2013, 06:58:05 PM »
Quote from: jingle.boy on July 11, 2013, 03:29:54 PM
Peter North appointed as next Pope.
Promises all new approach for baptisms.
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #944 on: July 11, 2013, 07:42:50 PM »
Quote from: El Barto on July 11, 2013, 06:58:05 PM
Quote from: jingle.boy on July 11, 2013, 03:29:54 PM
Peter North appointed as next Pope.
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And new elements for communion
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