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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #875 on: July 05, 2013, 06:14:08 AM »
Quote from: lonestar on July 04, 2013, 01:30:40 PM
I may not be your husband, but I did stay at a Holiday Inn Express last night.....

Hopefully they cleaned the sheets for ya.  Winner!
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #876 on: July 05, 2013, 10:21:52 AM »
Thanks man with the jinglers....

The standings...

jingle.boy - 8
lonestar - 5
kingshmegland - 5
TheLordOfTheStrings - 5
TempusVox -4
gmillerdrake - 3
Scorpion - 3
DebraKadabra - 2
Jarlaxle - 2
bout to crash- 2
Sir GuitarCozmo-2
TheSilentHam - 2
Podaar - 2
BlobVanDam - 2
El Barto - 1
Ruba - 1
Zydar - 1
J8VRM- 1
Lolzeez- 1
masterthes - 1
soundgarden - 1




New scene: Really bad ideas for "spicing up" a marriage....
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #877 on: July 05, 2013, 10:28:09 AM »
Jalapeño flavored lube....

Bringing home three Mexicans you found walking on the highway to 'join in'

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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #878 on: July 05, 2013, 10:28:48 AM »
Red Hot Chilli Pepper condoms.
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #879 on: July 05, 2013, 10:33:32 AM »
Hun, I brought my high school girlfriend who was great in bed to sit in and watch, give some pointers to you.
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #880 on: July 05, 2013, 12:43:43 PM »
Inviting Mandingo over for a three-way.

Mounting handle-bars on the headboard.

Eucalyptus K Y Gel
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #881 on: July 05, 2013, 12:55:27 PM »
The Mrs. suggesting a double ended "sausage"

The Mrs. suggesting an outing with all her girlfriends to go see The Dancing Bear

Role playing - Zed and "The Gimp"

Whipped cream, chocolate sauce and wasabi
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #882 on: July 05, 2013, 12:57:33 PM »
Okay.. Spice Girl's first album in the CD player? Check. Mango/Lime salsa inside your pussy? Check. The speedo Pedro wore while representing Mexico during the 1996 Olympics? Check. Okay senorita... Give me my sombrero.. I'm going in.
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #883 on: July 05, 2013, 03:29:52 PM »
Honey, I really want to get horny, let's watch a Teletubby episode first.
« Last Edit: July 05, 2013, 06:26:06 PM by kingshmegland »
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #884 on: July 05, 2013, 06:05:54 PM »
Quote from: kingshmegland on July 05, 2013, 03:29:52 PM
Honey, I really want to get horny, let's watch a Teletubby episode fist.

:justshootme:
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #885 on: July 05, 2013, 06:26:30 PM »
Quote from: Lucien on July 05, 2013, 06:05:54 PM
Quote from: kingshmegland on July 05, 2013, 03:29:52 PM
Honey, I really want to get horny, let's watch a Teletubby episode fist.

:justshootme:

See, it's a winner! :lol
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #886 on: July 06, 2013, 03:21:27 PM »
Quote from: Podaar on July 05, 2013, 12:43:43 PM

Mounting handle-bars on the headboard.

Winner, mainly because I have to try this someday. You're up man....
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #887 on: July 07, 2013, 11:45:40 AM »
Thanks Lonestar! When you try out the handle-bars, remember to sing out, "Born to be wiiiiild!"

The standings...

jingle.boy - 8
lonestar - 5
kingshmegland - 5
TheLordOfTheStrings - 5
TempusVox -4
gmillerdrake - 3
Scorpion - 3
Podaar - 3
DebraKadabra - 2
Jarlaxle - 2
bout to crash- 2
Sir GuitarCozmo-2
TheSilentHam - 2
BlobVanDam - 2
El Barto - 1
Ruba - 1
Zydar - 1
J8VRM- 1
Lolzeez- 1
masterthes - 1
soundgarden - 1

Scene: Pet names for your spouse that aren't appropriate for general public consumption.
« Last Edit: July 07, 2013, 11:51:35 AM by Podaar »
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #888 on: July 07, 2013, 12:05:20 PM »
Mail order bride

Smelly snapper

Hairy butt
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #889 on: July 07, 2013, 12:17:15 PM »
Cum junkie
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #890 on: July 07, 2013, 12:38:32 PM »
semen guzzling whore bag  :heart
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #891 on: July 07, 2013, 02:05:15 PM »
smile Rag

"clean yoself up bitch"
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #892 on: July 07, 2013, 02:43:37 PM »
And this is my other ride.
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #893 on: July 07, 2013, 03:29:35 PM »
Tootie booty

Knick knack knockers

Prison Guard with Benefits

Erection Climber

Semen Prospector

smile Whiz

Cum Catcher
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #894 on: July 07, 2013, 06:19:54 PM »
Backdoor Bitch

Cum Guzzler

Titty Sprinkles
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #895 on: July 07, 2013, 08:37:23 PM »
Mistress Inducer

Joy Killer

Semen Vacuum

Hey you

Woman (said in your best drunken red neck voice, arm half raised to smack)
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #896 on: July 07, 2013, 09:22:41 PM »
Boskette
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #897 on: July 08, 2013, 07:15:05 AM »
The not-so-silent Ham.

Pooper trooper

Chin splash

Pearl
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #898 on: July 08, 2013, 11:50:38 AM »
I'll keep this round open for a few more hours. I'm still hoping to get some contributions from the 'not-so-usual-suspects'.
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #899 on: July 08, 2013, 01:55:45 PM »
My 2nd best wife.

smile sock.
 
(this round is just a pool of curses and disgusting-ness  :lol )
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #900 on: July 08, 2013, 03:09:43 PM »
This one sounded the most likely to be an accidental pet name.
Quote from: gmillerdrake on July 07, 2013, 03:29:35 PM
Tootie booty

Winner. gmillerdrake, you're up.



On a personal note: There were a number of downright offensive (dare I say misogynistic) entries here. I sincerely hope some of you don't have significant-others.    :-[
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #901 on: July 08, 2013, 04:58:35 PM »
Awesome!!! thanks..

The standings...

jingle.boy - 8
lonestar - 5
kingshmegland - 5
TheLordOfTheStrings - 5
gmillerdrake - 4
TempusVox -4
Scorpion - 3
Podaar - 3
DebraKadabra - 2
Jarlaxle - 2
bout to crash- 2
Sir GuitarCozmo-2
TheSilentHam - 2
BlobVanDam - 2
El Barto - 1
Ruba - 1
Zydar - 1
J8VRM- 1
Lolzeez- 1
masterthes - 1
soundgarden - 1


Scene:
     Alternate uses for everyday Items...
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #902 on: July 08, 2013, 05:02:23 PM »
Woman: Hmmmm, can't seem to find my dildo.. I guess I'll just have to use my copy of Metropolis Pt. 2: Scenes From A Memory instead...
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #903 on: July 08, 2013, 08:56:43 PM »
No kindling for the fire?  Use tampons - absorb fast; burn slow

Spilled milk. Tampax will sop up a whole carton
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #904 on: July 09, 2013, 04:31:24 AM »
Chainsaw: a pubic hair trimmer
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #905 on: July 09, 2013, 07:56:30 AM »
Using a paper-hole punch to remove a skin tag on your eyelid.
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #906 on: July 09, 2013, 08:46:41 AM »
Your spouse's toothbrush to itch that hemorrhoid.

Duct tape for any and everything.

Your cat to untangle headphone cords.
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #907 on: July 09, 2013, 09:19:40 AM »
Quote from: jingle.boy on July 09, 2013, 08:46:41 AM
Your spouse's toothbrush to itch that hemorrhoid

 :rollin No need for further submissions!! This is just wrong and hilarious at once. Your up Chad.
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #908 on: July 09, 2013, 09:44:13 AM »
Coolio.

Le standings...

jingle.boy - 9
lonestar - 5
kingshmegland - 5
TheLordOfTheStrings - 5
gmillerdrake - 4
TempusVox -4
Scorpion - 3
Podaar - 3
DebraKadabra - 2
Jarlaxle - 2
bout to crash- 2
Sir GuitarCozmo-2
TheSilentHam - 2
BlobVanDam - 2
El Barto - 1
Ruba - 1
Zydar - 1
J8VRM- 1
Lolzeez- 1
masterthes - 1
soundgarden - 1

Today's scene...

Something you wouldn't expect to hear in wedding vows.
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #909 on: July 09, 2013, 10:01:16 AM »
"My ex's was bigger than yours, but because you are such a tender and caring man, I can forgive you."
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