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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #770 on: June 19, 2013, 08:32:28 AM »
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #771 on: June 19, 2013, 08:37:27 AM »
PMS Woman

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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #772 on: June 19, 2013, 08:52:30 AM »
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #773 on: June 19, 2013, 09:20:45 AM »
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #774 on: June 19, 2013, 09:46:06 AM »
Quote from: gmillerdrake on June 19, 2013, 09:20:45 AM

The Wealking and his sidekick Sissy Pants


Who's catch phrase is, "Wah, wah, sissy, la-la."

Sorry for the assist, but I couldn't help myself.

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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #775 on: June 19, 2013, 10:00:29 AM »
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #776 on: June 19, 2013, 11:05:25 AM »
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #777 on: June 19, 2013, 11:55:09 AM »
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"Owners of dogs will have noticed that, if you provide them with food and water and shelter and affection, they will think you are God. Whereas owners of cats are compelled to realize that, if you provide them with food and water and affection, they draw the conclusion that they are God.” — Christopher Hitchens

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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #778 on: June 19, 2013, 12:53:31 PM »
Mexican Man, Mexican Man
Does whatever a Mexican can
That's not much, but he's still cool
And he takes up more than 50% of your school
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #779 on: June 19, 2013, 12:54:43 PM »
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Mexican Man, Mexican Man
Does whatever a Mexican can
That's not much, but he's still cool
And he takes up more than 50% of your school
Watch out! Here comes the Mexican Man!

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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #780 on: June 19, 2013, 01:47:11 PM »
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #781 on: June 19, 2013, 02:13:05 PM »
The Underwhelming Hack

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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #782 on: June 19, 2013, 02:23:45 PM »
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #783 on: June 19, 2013, 02:31:16 PM »
Polka-Dot Man, Detective Comics #300

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Polka-Dot_Man
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #784 on: June 19, 2013, 03:15:50 PM »
 Dr. Octogenarian
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"Owners of dogs will have noticed that, if you provide them with food and water and shelter and affection, they will think you are God. Whereas owners of cats are compelled to realize that, if you provide them with food and water and affection, they draw the conclusion that they are God.” — Christopher Hitchens

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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #785 on: June 19, 2013, 03:32:28 PM »
Captain Exercise Richard Simmons

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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #786 on: June 19, 2013, 05:00:04 PM »
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #787 on: June 19, 2013, 05:03:37 PM »
Couch Potato Man.  Defender of the Remote!
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #788 on: June 19, 2013, 10:40:11 PM »
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #789 on: June 19, 2013, 11:52:36 PM »
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I just don't understand what they were trying to achieve with any part of the song, either individually or as a whole. You know what? It's the Platypus of Dream Theater songs. That bill doesn't go with that tail, or that strange little furry body, or those webbed feet, and oh god why does it have venomous spurs!? And then you find out it lays eggs too. The difference is that the Platypus is somehow functional despite being a crazy mishmash or leftover animal pieces

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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #790 on: June 20, 2013, 09:43:28 AM »
Quote from: Podaar on June 19, 2013, 02:31:16 PM
Polka-Dot Man, Detective Comics #300

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Polka-Dot_Man


It is worth noting that my suggestion of Matter Eater Lad was a real superhero:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Matter-Eater_Lad



Ziggy Turgidson and the League of Hong Kong Daredevils
Super Baby Daddy
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #791 on: June 20, 2013, 03:30:00 PM »
The Incredible Sulk - Cries, whines, mopes, and bitches all day, every day.

Long Toenail Man - Able to climb virtually anything, after he takes off his shoes and socks.

Part-Time Job Boy- Has a part-time job that keeps him busy whenever trouble strikes. Sort of like Clark Kent. He's never around when trouble strikes either, but "Part-Time Job Boy" doesn't show up as an alter ego, hero.

Sweat Girl - Sweats profusely, constantly; to the point of amused distraction; which confuses enemies.

STD Woman - Armed with and ready to spread virtually every STD throughout the city as needed. HPV, Herpes, even crabs...she's got it all.

The Genital Wart - Is it a life sized genital wart that looks human, or a deformed human that looks like a genital wart? Who knows? Who cares!?? The Genital Wart hangs around with STD Woman regularly.

The Ear Hair- Mild, mannered "sixty-something" , Harold Krempcheck. Wears a red and blue spandex suit with a head piece that covers his entire head and face with the exception of his ears, which sprout around 6 inches of nasty, ear-wax-ridden, grayish-yellow ear hair.  Sweat Girl thinks he's "Nasty as fuck!"
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #792 on: June 24, 2013, 05:52:50 AM »
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #793 on: June 24, 2013, 07:59:57 AM »
Quote from: TheLordOfTheStrings on June 19, 2013, 12:53:31 PM
Mexican Man, Mexican Man
Does whatever a Mexican can
That's not much, but he's still cool
And he takes up more than 50% of your school
Watch out! Here comes the Mexican Man!

This doesn't seem to be from anything else from what I can tell, so I have to go with this gem. You win.
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #794 on: June 24, 2013, 04:56:32 PM »
My friend and I made that song up in the 8th grade! hahaha.

Wow, that's three times in a row! I'm on fire. hahaha.

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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #795 on: June 24, 2013, 05:01:55 PM »
Mustachio Psyduck. "Psy ay ay ay ay ay Ay, caramba! "

GOD that's bad.
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I just don't understand what they were trying to achieve with any part of the song, either individually or as a whole. You know what? It's the Platypus of Dream Theater songs. That bill doesn't go with that tail, or that strange little furry body, or those webbed feet, and oh god why does it have venomous spurs!? And then you find out it lays eggs too. The difference is that the Platypus is somehow functional despite being a crazy mishmash or leftover animal pieces

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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #796 on: June 24, 2013, 05:04:45 PM »
A nice long 20 min day...Time for a break!
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #797 on: June 24, 2013, 05:35:24 PM »
The Sombrero Shadow: Time for a Siesta Smackdown!
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #798 on: June 24, 2013, 05:36:57 PM »
one for all, and all for Juan!
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #799 on: June 24, 2013, 05:48:42 PM »
The Cunning Linguist, whose catchphrase is

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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #800 on: June 24, 2013, 05:59:04 PM »
El Emen Opee.  Whose catchphrase is 'Now you'll come an sing with ME!"
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #801 on: June 24, 2013, 08:44:57 PM »
Dirty Sanchez.........."That'll cost you $50"

Rusty Trombone........"You wanna touch my skin flute?"
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #802 on: June 24, 2013, 09:11:44 PM »
Poncho Pinyata........."me no hablo"
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #803 on: June 24, 2013, 09:23:46 PM »
Meximus Prime - "Transform and cross the border!"

El Stinko - "oops!"

Mex Luthor - "Kryp-to-niiiite!"

Mex Lightyear - "To America, and beyond!"

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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #804 on: June 26, 2013, 08:03:13 AM »
Obesos Blanco Hijo de Puta - "Les take our cunt-ree back."
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