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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #735 on: June 12, 2013, 09:00:04 AM »
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Quote from: jingle.boy on June 12, 2013, 08:45:11 AM
I think I'm most disturbed that you recognized her instantly!

I'm not sure how to feel about you knowing that I was correct--almost instantly. But, I'm feeling a little stirring...you know...down there. *nods suggestively*

I was only assuming you knew you were correct.  As for that stirring...

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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #736 on: June 12, 2013, 09:29:13 AM »
 :omg: You look just like George Costanza
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #737 on: June 12, 2013, 09:32:09 AM »
Edit, my bad...
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #738 on: June 12, 2013, 11:16:04 AM »
Yeah!

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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #739 on: June 12, 2013, 11:48:28 AM »
"MOOOOOOOOOOOON RIVEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERRR!!!!!!!!!!!!"
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #740 on: June 12, 2013, 03:05:29 PM »
Quote from: lonestar on June 12, 2013, 11:48:28 AM
"MOOOOOOOOOOOON RIVEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERRR!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Ya ever do time doc?   :biggrin:

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Me:  Come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, now touch me babe!


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Too all the girls I've loved before....


Oh yeah honey, right there!  Don't stop.
Oooooh-oooh that smell!  Can't you smell that smell???   :(
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #741 on: June 12, 2013, 04:25:40 PM »
Standing at the urinal in the stadium toilet. "OOOOOOOOoooooh, sweet mystery of life at last I've found you!"
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #742 on: June 12, 2013, 05:57:02 PM »
When a police officer asked for your license and reregistration.
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #743 on: June 12, 2013, 05:57:26 PM »
Break into 'Jessie's Girl' while shagging your wife.....

Break into 'You Down with O.P.P' while shagging your neighbors wife....

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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #744 on: June 13, 2013, 08:32:39 PM »
At a Red Cross Flood Shelter..."If it keeps on rainin', the levee's gonna break..."

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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #745 on: June 14, 2013, 03:04:00 AM »
Not many responses, but that's okay cause we have a winner!

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Break into 'Jessie's Girl' while shagging your wife.....

Da winnah!
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #746 on: June 14, 2013, 07:05:03 AM »
Quote from: TheLordOfTheStrings on June 14, 2013, 03:04:00 AM
Not many responses, but that's okay cause we have a winner!

Quote from: gmillerdrake on June 12, 2013, 05:57:26 PM
Break into 'Jessie's Girl' while shagging your wife.....

Da winnah!

Sweet... :metal  I was beginning to think I'd never get on the board....


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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #747 on: June 14, 2013, 07:08:30 AM »
"Stay off the Interstate."

"Your pecker is too small Son. If your ever going to please someone you're going to need to use your tongue effectively. Here, I'll show you."

"You only need to wear a rubber when it rains."

"A cork is just as effective!"

"You can practice on the pig." Which is usually followed by: "Hang on Son! She's headed for the rhubarb!"
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #748 on: June 14, 2013, 07:26:04 AM »
If you're gonna use apple pie, wait until it's cooled down a little.

Sweetheart, one day you'll find a lack of gag reflex will be a wonderful tool to get what you want.

Always remember son ... TWO in the pink; ONE in the stink.

Smell's like fish; tastes like chicken.
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #749 on: June 14, 2013, 07:28:56 AM »
And remember, use the chloroform THEN pull down your pants. If you do it the other way around, you're getting 15 years.


Never ask for proof of age. It's called plausible deniability.


If it turns out she is pre-op, just pay her and leave quietly without making a scene.

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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #750 on: June 14, 2013, 11:23:08 AM »
Remember son when climaxing write your name in Old English Text on her flat stomach.
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #751 on: June 14, 2013, 11:27:42 AM »
"And above all else son, never forget... when the red river's a-flowin, always take the brown road home"
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #752 on: June 14, 2013, 12:57:14 PM »
Music on your first time?  Sure sweetie, nothing wrong with that.
Which song?  Doesn't really matter.
No, not that one... at least, not unless his name actually is "Jesse".
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #753 on: June 14, 2013, 05:02:03 PM »
You say his name is Zydar?  I'm sorry, there is nothing I can say to prepare you.
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #754 on: June 16, 2013, 08:25:46 AM »
Quote from: TheLordOfTheStrings on June 14, 2013, 11:27:42 AM
"And above all else son, never forget... when the red river's a-flowin, always take the brown road home"

Every entry was funny....but this sounds more like some sort of perverted fortune cookie....this is the Winner!!!!
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #755 on: June 16, 2013, 12:51:48 PM »

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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #756 on: June 16, 2013, 12:55:44 PM »
The Fudgepacker
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #757 on: June 16, 2013, 01:44:37 PM »
The Wallet.
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #758 on: June 16, 2013, 06:17:11 PM »
The Jakalope
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #759 on: June 16, 2013, 06:21:25 PM »
Paul Lynde.
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #760 on: June 16, 2013, 06:44:08 PM »
The Priest
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #761 on: June 16, 2013, 09:02:48 PM »
The Clap

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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #762 on: June 16, 2013, 09:54:54 PM »
The Ratt


The Monkey


The Beatle


The Drummer


The Black Guy
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #763 on: June 16, 2013, 10:04:26 PM »
The Pastor

The Unic

The 'Stub'
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #764 on: June 16, 2013, 11:09:22 PM »
The DTFer
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #765 on: June 16, 2013, 11:42:19 PM »
Quote from: BlobVanDam on June 16, 2013, 09:54:54 PM
The Black Guy
Bahahahaha! This is hilarious! I can just picture the drummer up there with just a black painted face.  :rollin :rollin

You win.
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #766 on: June 17, 2013, 06:39:33 PM »
The musician.  :\
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #767 on: June 17, 2013, 07:42:11 PM »
The Talent   :yeahright
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #768 on: June 18, 2013, 06:22:18 AM »
I just missed it.  My submission would've been "The Jew".

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The musician.  :\
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #769 on: June 19, 2013, 08:26:57 AM »
Thanks, TheLordOfTheStrings!

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