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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #700 on: June 10, 2013, 10:43:01 PM »
*buzzer sound*
 
While there were some really good ones, this one takes it:
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #701 on: June 11, 2013, 12:57:11 AM »
Agreed, timing was perfect!!!
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #702 on: June 11, 2013, 05:38:43 AM »
mmmmm... King's misery is my victory!!!  :takesbow:

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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #703 on: June 11, 2013, 06:24:41 AM »
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #704 on: June 11, 2013, 06:38:06 AM »
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #705 on: June 11, 2013, 07:11:08 AM »
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #706 on: June 11, 2013, 07:34:04 AM »
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #707 on: June 11, 2013, 08:10:49 AM »
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #708 on: June 11, 2013, 08:27:15 AM »
General Managing for Dummies - by Bill Belichick
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #709 on: June 11, 2013, 08:30:15 AM »
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #710 on: June 11, 2013, 09:03:08 AM »
Quote from: lonestar on June 11, 2013, 08:30:15 AM
Surprise Buttseks for Dummies, by Wrong Hole Williams

Surprise MF!!
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #711 on: June 11, 2013, 09:17:52 AM »
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #712 on: June 11, 2013, 11:16:10 AM »
Chad you son of a ....... :lol

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Ball scratching for Dummies.
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #713 on: June 11, 2013, 11:23:54 AM »
How to avoid being corn holed by three Mexicans on the Interstate for Dummies
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #714 on: June 11, 2013, 11:24:48 AM »
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #715 on: June 11, 2013, 11:39:03 AM »
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #716 on: June 11, 2013, 11:47:18 AM »
Quote from: masterthes on June 11, 2013, 11:39:03 AM
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That's twice now masterthes....you're ninja suit is extra dark today. Logged back on to post something similar.  :justjen
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #717 on: June 11, 2013, 12:07:36 PM »
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #718 on: June 11, 2013, 12:15:22 PM »
Breaking Wind for Dummies, with special chapter dedicated to 'Silent but Deadly'
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #719 on: June 11, 2013, 12:16:33 PM »
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #720 on: June 11, 2013, 12:26:18 PM »
Quote from: gmillerdrake on June 11, 2013, 11:23:54 AM
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #721 on: June 11, 2013, 12:33:00 PM »
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #722 on: June 11, 2013, 12:40:06 PM »
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #723 on: June 11, 2013, 12:40:49 PM »
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #724 on: June 11, 2013, 12:48:48 PM »
Crash Test Dummies for Dummies.
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #725 on: June 11, 2013, 12:49:07 PM »
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #726 on: June 11, 2013, 12:55:39 PM »
Dyslexia for Dumys.
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #727 on: June 11, 2013, 03:24:20 PM »
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #728 on: June 11, 2013, 03:35:34 PM »
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #729 on: June 11, 2013, 03:42:55 PM »
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I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means 'put down'.” - Bob Newhart
So wait, we're spelling it wrong and king is spelling it right? What is going on here? :lol -- BlobVanDam
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #730 on: June 12, 2013, 05:02:06 AM »
Being an asshole for Dummies. By Geoff Tate.

Ding-a-ding-dang-my-dang-a-long-ling-long for Dummies. By Gibby Haynes and Al Jourgensen.
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #731 on: June 12, 2013, 08:01:19 AM »
Probably okay to post the pic inline, but figured I'd be safe and post the link.

https://i.imgur.com/bYeVgIx.jpg
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #732 on: June 12, 2013, 08:17:34 AM »
Quote from: Sir GuitarCozmo on June 12, 2013, 08:01:19 AM
Probably okay to post the pic inline, but figured I'd be safe and post the link.

https://i.imgur.com/bYeVgIx.jpg

Sasha Grey aught to know!  ;)
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #733 on: June 12, 2013, 08:45:11 AM »
Quote from: Podaar on June 12, 2013, 08:17:34 AM
Quote from: Sir GuitarCozmo on June 12, 2013, 08:01:19 AM
Probably okay to post the pic inline, but figured I'd be safe and post the link.

https://i.imgur.com/bYeVgIx.jpg

Shasha Grey aught to know!  ;)

I think I'm most disturbed that you recognized her instantly!

King was close, and might have had the bounce-back victory if he'd gone with the flip-side, and "Contract Signings for Dummies".

Here's your winner.

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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #734 on: June 12, 2013, 08:56:44 AM »
Quote from: jingle.boy on June 12, 2013, 08:45:11 AM
I think I'm most disturbed that you recognized her instantly!

I'm not sure how to feel about you knowing that I was correct--almost instantly. But, I'm feeling a little stirring...you know...down there. *nods suggestively*
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