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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #665 on: June 06, 2013, 11:55:46 PM »
"I'm not usually very funny, but there was a stage and a mic and I had some free time, so I figured what the fuck."
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #666 on: June 07, 2013, 01:27:27 AM »
Ladies and Gentlemen, the President of the United States.....

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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #667 on: June 07, 2013, 09:44:23 AM »
Hi I'm *insert females name here*

Hey everyone! I'm Russell Kane!
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #668 on: June 07, 2013, 08:25:03 PM »
Hey, who here likes British humor?
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #669 on: June 07, 2013, 09:09:10 PM »

Evening everyone.  My name is Geoff Tate, and we're gonna do Operatione:Mindcrime tonight.  Who wants to record it on their cell phone?  Anyone?
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #670 on: June 08, 2013, 08:22:51 PM »
"So how about that Columbine shooting?"
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #671 on: June 08, 2013, 08:26:41 PM »
Thank you...thank you. Hello there, my name is Tad Cummings....I'm high on Meth and my breath is probably going to smell like that homeless man in the Alley's butt hole.
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #672 on: June 08, 2013, 08:26:42 PM »
"Good evening everyone!  I just flew in from LA and it was a long flight.  I'm well rested though."
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #673 on: June 08, 2013, 10:25:54 PM »
Hello there....yah.....ummm please excuse this large goiter and seeping fluid, I've bee in Tijuana the past three weeks and have ingested large quantities of Rum, Tequila and Syphylis.
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #674 on: June 09, 2013, 06:38:45 AM »
Am I a comedian??  Far from it. But I did stay at a Holiday Inn Express last night.
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #675 on: June 09, 2013, 02:41:45 PM »
Quote from: DebraKadabra on June 06, 2013, 11:55:46 PM
"I'm not usually very funny, but there was a stage and a mic and I had some free time, so I figured what the fuck."

There were some really good ones, but KM reference for the win.  :)
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #676 on: June 09, 2013, 04:12:25 PM »
Awesome! :victorydance:

Le standings....

jingle.boy - 6
kingshmegland - 5
TempusVox -4
lonestar- 3
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DebraKadabra - 2
Jarlaxle - 2
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BlobVanDam - 1
masterthes - 1
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With it coming up.... terrible Father's Day gifts.

*NOTE* This round will go until I get off work early Tuesday morning.
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #677 on: June 09, 2013, 04:22:39 PM »
Divorce papers.
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #678 on: June 09, 2013, 04:57:38 PM »
Paternity suit from High School girlfriend, 20 years later
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #679 on: June 09, 2013, 07:16:21 PM »
An appearance on the Maury Povich show.
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #680 on: June 09, 2013, 07:22:01 PM »
The clap.
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So wait, we're spelling it wrong and king is spelling it right? What is going on here? :lol -- BlobVanDam
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #681 on: June 09, 2013, 08:39:27 PM »
Glam Rock Cod Piece

Toupee

Cubs Tickets

Cleveland Browns Tickets

NY Jets Tickets

Dallas Cowboys Tickets

Case of Beano

6 Pack of Zima
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #682 on: June 09, 2013, 09:10:06 PM »
Turkey Bacon

Tateryche tickets

And, for what I promise is the last time....

Cleveland Steamer
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #683 on: June 09, 2013, 10:44:17 PM »
Too much teeth.
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #684 on: June 09, 2013, 10:50:33 PM »
Getting cornholed by three Mexicans in a Toyota on the interstate.




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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #685 on: June 09, 2013, 11:16:58 PM »
A happy grandfather's day card.
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #686 on: June 09, 2013, 11:18:31 PM »
A broken condom
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #687 on: June 10, 2013, 06:40:10 AM »
Quote from: gmillerdrake on June 09, 2013, 10:50:33 PM
Getting cornholed by three Mexicans in a Toyota on the interstate.

This may be the new go-to answer.

On topic:

A positive pregnancy test.

A Nickelback CD
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #688 on: June 10, 2013, 08:28:45 AM »
A case of Febreze

A bottle of Scope

A hearing aid


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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #689 on: June 10, 2013, 08:46:04 AM »
Ok, one last one because I couldn't resist.

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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #690 on: June 10, 2013, 09:50:33 AM »
A sex change operation.

Hair dye.
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #691 on: June 10, 2013, 10:43:13 AM »
A pack of Blonde Betty

Testicle piercing gift certificate
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #692 on: June 10, 2013, 10:59:36 AM »
Finding 'misplaced' or hidden paper work that confirms explicitly you are infertile, that your swimmers can't swim.
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #693 on: June 10, 2013, 11:33:48 AM »
Butt sex with a man named 'Big Jim'
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #694 on: June 10, 2013, 12:23:00 PM »
A 2-on-1 lap dance from Honey Boo-Boo's mom and that dance captain bitch.
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #695 on: June 10, 2013, 12:25:57 PM »
Boxing lessons from Mike Tyson
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #696 on: June 10, 2013, 04:37:13 PM »
Sponge Bob silk shorts.
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I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means 'put down'.” - Bob Newhart
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #697 on: June 10, 2013, 04:40:03 PM »
Twilight trilogy marathon on blu-ray

Your team signing Tim Tebow
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #698 on: June 10, 2013, 04:42:09 PM »
Quote from: jingle.boy on June 10, 2013, 04:40:03 PM
Twilight trilogy marathon on blu-ray

Your team signing Tim Tebow

Your mother.
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So wait, we're spelling it wrong and king is spelling it right? What is going on here? :lol -- BlobVanDam
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #699 on: June 10, 2013, 10:14:54 PM »
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