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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #560 on: May 30, 2013, 10:46:28 AM »
I tend to get homicidal when I don't get my way, so can I start tomorrow?
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #561 on: May 30, 2013, 11:06:02 AM »
So who do I have to  :censored in order to run this joint?
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #562 on: May 30, 2013, 11:23:09 AM »
Dude, pull my finger......




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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #563 on: May 30, 2013, 11:38:55 AM »
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I just don't understand what they were trying to achieve with any part of the song, either individually or as a whole. You know what? It's the Platypus of Dream Theater songs. That bill doesn't go with that tail, or that strange little furry body, or those webbed feet, and oh god why does it have venomous spurs!? And then you find out it lays eggs too. The difference is that the Platypus is somehow functional despite being a crazy mishmash or leftover animal pieces

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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #564 on: May 30, 2013, 11:40:46 AM »
*pant* Hey, *pant* if any cops show up here *pant* asking for me, I was *pant* never here, okay? *pant*
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #565 on: May 30, 2013, 11:43:32 AM »
Yeah nice to meet you as well....listen, before we start let me tell you I've never slept with a girl as flexible as your daughter....
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #566 on: May 30, 2013, 11:52:43 AM »
"..and I can play up to ten billion notes per second, but people usually die, so I like to just shred it up around eight thousand.."
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #567 on: May 30, 2013, 11:53:54 AM »
Dude, wanna smoke some bud?








(come to think of it, I've had a few bosses where that would have gotten me the job)
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #568 on: May 30, 2013, 11:54:26 AM »
Quote from: BlobVanDam on May 30, 2013, 06:49:54 AM
Quote from: Sir GuitarCozmo on May 30, 2013, 06:44:39 AM
I'm here for the gangbang.

Unless the interview is for Zydar. Then you've probably got the job.


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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #569 on: May 30, 2013, 01:11:29 PM »
My greatest weakness???

Probably beastiality
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #570 on: May 30, 2013, 01:15:37 PM »
My greatest strength?

Probably bestiality
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #571 on: May 30, 2013, 03:22:28 PM »
I can lift 70 pounds with my penis.
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #572 on: May 30, 2013, 04:47:47 PM »
"Oh, so you're THE boss!! Nice to meet you!! my name is Mike Litoris and I'm the madafaka who's gonna own your business when you SUDDENLY die"
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #573 on: May 30, 2013, 06:45:58 PM »
The only reference your getting from me is my  :censored in your  :censored
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #574 on: May 31, 2013, 01:15:25 AM »
Dude, who cut your hair?
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #575 on: May 31, 2013, 05:27:35 AM »
The 1-2 post from seneca and soundgarden had me :lol'g the most.  So, who to give it to... the first one, or the thief who stole the idea right from after him.


hhhmmmm....
























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Probably bestiality
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #576 on: May 31, 2013, 08:56:45 AM »
Woot, to the thief goes the spoils!

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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #577 on: May 31, 2013, 09:37:31 AM »
Happy Vlasto Day!

Did you just fart?

Titty sprinkles
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #578 on: May 31, 2013, 09:42:38 AM »
When hugging a child, always make sure their parents are present.

Man I love that new Queensryche album, Frequency Unknown.

Turkey bacon is the bomb.
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #579 on: May 31, 2013, 09:43:45 AM »
Damn, I got the weirdest boner
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #580 on: May 31, 2013, 10:33:44 AM »
Have you ever had the not so fresh feeling?
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #581 on: May 31, 2013, 10:36:47 AM »
"During awkward silences I always imagine the other person's naked..."
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #582 on: May 31, 2013, 11:03:09 AM »
Before I hit 'send' on this email...can someone give me an accurate definition of "child pron"?
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #583 on: May 31, 2013, 12:23:05 PM »
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I just don't understand what they were trying to achieve with any part of the song, either individually or as a whole. You know what? It's the Platypus of Dream Theater songs. That bill doesn't go with that tail, or that strange little furry body, or those webbed feet, and oh god why does it have venomous spurs!? And then you find out it lays eggs too. The difference is that the Platypus is somehow functional despite being a crazy mishmash or leftover animal pieces

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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #584 on: May 31, 2013, 12:31:36 PM »
Milk it baby, MILK IT!!!

<That's both a 'scene', and a comment to Jay.>
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #585 on: May 31, 2013, 01:26:21 PM »
They say human flesh is delicious
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #586 on: May 31, 2013, 01:30:06 PM »
...so, do you know what a Cleveland Steamer is?
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #587 on: May 31, 2013, 01:42:07 PM »
Quote from: Podaar on May 31, 2013, 01:30:06 PM
...so, do you know what a Cleveland Steamer is?

I think it's what you do after playing a rusty trombone
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Quote from: Stadler on January 03, 2024, 10:00:00 AM
That's a word salad - and take it from me, I know word salad
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #588 on: May 31, 2013, 02:31:48 PM »
Quote from: jingle.boy on May 31, 2013, 01:42:07 PM
Quote from: Podaar on May 31, 2013, 01:30:06 PM
...so, do you know what a Cleveland Steamer is?

I think it's what you do after playing a rusty trombone

.....in preparation for the Dirty Sanchez
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #589 on: May 31, 2013, 02:35:12 PM »
 :rollin

You guys... :lol
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #590 on: May 31, 2013, 04:11:20 PM »
can you give my my suppository?

so... How many people have YOU killed?
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #591 on: May 31, 2013, 04:25:01 PM »
Do you people spit or swallow?
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #592 on: May 31, 2013, 04:57:37 PM »
Is it possible to have a "No Pants Friday" at the workplace?
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #593 on: May 31, 2013, 05:12:39 PM »
"So I was in the middle of shagging this elderly woman in an alley the other day, and you'll never guess who I ran into!"
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #594 on: May 31, 2013, 05:35:12 PM »
What's black and blue, and hates sex?
That's right, the 10 year old in my trunk!




Have you seen my dildo recently? I could have sworn I left it somewhere around here.
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