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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #35 on: March 31, 2013, 07:13:19 PM »
Que 70's Porn Music.
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I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means 'put down'.” - Bob Newhart
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #36 on: April 01, 2013, 10:13:42 AM »
Quote from: jingle.boy on March 31, 2013, 07:00:47 PM
Calling Dr. Daniels.  Doctor Jack Daniels!

Winna! You're up.
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #37 on: April 01, 2013, 10:40:45 AM »
Scoreboard:

jingle.boy - 1
El Barto - 1
lonestar - 1
Scorpion - 1
Ruba - 1

Unusual welcoming from a fast food drive thru attendant
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #38 on: April 01, 2013, 10:42:33 AM »
Would you like my special sauce with that?
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I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means 'put down'.” - Bob Newhart
So wait, we're spelling it wrong and king is spelling it right? What is going on here? :lol -- BlobVanDam
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #39 on: April 01, 2013, 10:58:04 AM »
To be honest, these burgers suck. The roll is dry, the beef is tough and I'm not even going to go to the fillings. What if you go and eat somewhere else tonight?
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #40 on: April 01, 2013, 11:37:48 AM »
I hope you don't mind.  I just smoked a bowl and have the munchies, BAD.  Your burger looked so good...  I only took one bite.
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #41 on: April 01, 2013, 11:43:13 AM »
Welcome to shit burger home of the shit burger can I take your order?
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I just don't understand what they were trying to achieve with any part of the song, either individually or as a whole. You know what? It's the Platypus of Dream Theater songs. That bill doesn't go with that tail, or that strange little furry body, or those webbed feet, and oh god why does it have venomous spurs!? And then you find out it lays eggs too. The difference is that the Platypus is somehow functional despite being a crazy mishmash or leftover animal pieces

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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #42 on: April 01, 2013, 11:45:12 AM »
I'll be with you in just a sec...  (turning behind him) Dude, how many times do I have to tell you: COVER your sneeze, NOT all over the lettuce!
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #43 on: April 01, 2013, 11:55:41 AM »
Where's the beef?
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #44 on: April 01, 2013, 03:48:17 PM »
Welcome to 5 Guys where 5 guys handle your meat.
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I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means 'put down'.” - Bob Newhart
So wait, we're spelling it wrong and king is spelling it right? What is going on here? :lol -- BlobVanDam
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #45 on: April 02, 2013, 01:16:48 AM »
Ya want a chicken burger, eh? Lemme just pluck this hen first, eh?
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #46 on: April 02, 2013, 05:50:30 AM »
Quote from: kingshmegland on April 01, 2013, 03:48:17 PM
Welcome to 5 Guys where 5 guys handle your meat.

And King is on the board.
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #47 on: April 02, 2013, 06:24:21 AM »
Scoreboard:

jingle.boy - 1
El Barto - 1
lonestar - 1
Scorpion - 1
Ruba - 1
kingshmegland - 1


Pillow talk for crabs.
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I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means 'put down'.” - Bob Newhart
So wait, we're spelling it wrong and king is spelling it right? What is going on here? :lol -- BlobVanDam
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #48 on: April 02, 2013, 06:31:13 AM »
You might wanna check for crabs.
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #49 on: April 02, 2013, 06:37:35 AM »
Sorry honey, I'm feeling a little crusty today.

:axeman:
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #50 on: April 02, 2013, 06:47:01 AM »
I'm sorry I pinched ya.
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #51 on: April 02, 2013, 08:24:49 AM »
I don't know if I can compete with Jingle's.
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #52 on: April 02, 2013, 08:30:12 AM »
No sexytime? Crabby bitch.
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #53 on: April 03, 2013, 10:08:21 AM »
Quote from: Scorpion on April 02, 2013, 08:30:12 AM
No sexytime? Crabby bitch.

Winna!  Scorp is up!
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #54 on: April 03, 2013, 10:18:12 AM »
First person with two points. TAKE THAT SUCKAZ

Scorpion - 2
jingle.boy - 1
El Barto - 1
lonestar - 1
Ruba - 1
kingshmegland - 1

Unexpected final words of an epitaph.
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #55 on: April 03, 2013, 10:20:21 AM »
Titty sprinkles.
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #56 on: April 03, 2013, 10:24:29 AM »
Live long and prosper.  \\ //

And that is why I'll never be able to hear ZZ Top's "Pearl Necklace" without shedding a tear or two.

You can now truly rest in peace Ron.  I cleared your browser history.
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #57 on: April 03, 2013, 10:28:08 AM »
Here lies Al with his hand in his pants and the TV buried with him.
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I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means 'put down'.” - Bob Newhart
So wait, we're spelling it wrong and king is spelling it right? What is going on here? :lol -- BlobVanDam
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #58 on: April 03, 2013, 10:42:45 AM »
Hmmm... maybe it was loaded after all

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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #59 on: April 03, 2013, 12:23:37 PM »
I told you I was sick.
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #60 on: April 03, 2013, 12:50:19 PM »
Here lies an asshole.
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I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means 'put down'.” - Bob Newhart
So wait, we're spelling it wrong and king is spelling it right? What is going on here? :lol -- BlobVanDam
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #61 on: April 03, 2013, 01:24:06 PM »
Help! I'm buried alive.  Get me out of here. Hurry!
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #62 on: April 03, 2013, 01:28:47 PM »
So long suckers!
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #63 on: April 03, 2013, 02:04:30 PM »
"Remember that death is not the end, but only a transition."

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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #64 on: April 03, 2013, 02:58:06 PM »
Quote from: Onno on April 03, 2013, 02:04:30 PM
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I just don't understand what they were trying to achieve with any part of the song, either individually or as a whole. You know what? It's the Platypus of Dream Theater songs. That bill doesn't go with that tail, or that strange little furry body, or those webbed feet, and oh god why does it have venomous spurs!? And then you find out it lays eggs too. The difference is that the Platypus is somehow functional despite being a crazy mishmash or leftover animal pieces

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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #65 on: April 03, 2013, 04:13:29 PM »
"TAKE THAT SUCKAZ"
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #66 on: April 04, 2013, 12:30:51 AM »
"Kill Mary? She's a risk. And get the priest as well".
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #67 on: April 04, 2013, 12:38:44 AM »
Quote from: Zydar on April 04, 2013, 12:30:51 AM
"Kill Mary? She's a risk. And get the priest as well".

Thank god I wasn't drinking anything  :rollin.
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #68 on: April 04, 2013, 01:12:51 AM »
He lived as long as his schlong
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #69 on: April 04, 2013, 04:21:34 AM »
Here I lay, broken hearted...
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