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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #3010 on: November 22, 2021, 08:01:35 AM »
Rewinding videotapes for the poor.
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #3011 on: November 22, 2021, 08:08:25 AM »
Synchronized wedding dances

Feather shot put

Low jump

Mini putt
That's a word salad - and take it from me, I know word salad
I fear for the day when something happens on the right that is SO nuts that even Stadler says "That's crazy".
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #3012 on: November 22, 2021, 08:18:28 AM »
Long distance Lugi Launching

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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #3013 on: November 22, 2021, 06:48:55 PM »
Shake Weight Endurance Competition
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #3014 on: November 22, 2021, 06:53:20 PM »
Simply-fit board endurance

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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #3015 on: November 22, 2021, 07:14:59 PM »
BTBAM Round Endurance.
would have thought the same thing but seeing the OP was TAC i immediately thought Maiden or DT related
Winger Theater Forums........or WTF.  ;D
TAC got a higher score than me in the electronic round? Honestly, can I just drop out now? :lol

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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #3016 on: November 23, 2021, 12:17:10 AM »
Equestrian

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Listen! Do you smell something?

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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #3017 on: November 23, 2021, 04:54:47 AM »
The Marriage pentathlon:
Day 1: Wives
Mind-reading
Passive-aggressive behavour
Worrying
Over-reacting
Silent treatment
Day 2: Husbands
Can't this wait
One hand down the pants
Not Listening
Loading dishwashers
Changing lanes
That's a word salad - and take it from me, I know word salad
I fear for the day when something happens on the right that is SO nuts that even Stadler says "That's crazy".
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #3018 on: November 23, 2021, 07:30:11 AM »
Yeah, I don't see anyone beating the Marriage Pentathalon.  You win!   (Though TAC gets a special mention!)

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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #3019 on: November 23, 2021, 08:52:44 AM »
Yeah, I don't see anyone beating the Marriage Pentathalon.  You win!   (Though TAC gets a special mention!)

It was surely the "changing lanes" cherry on top that did it!

Standings:

jingle.boy   63
gmillerdrake   47
lonestar   25
Podaar   24
TempusVox 23
kingshmegland   22
Stadler  17
TAC 11
Sir GuitarCozmo   11
Cool Chris   11
TheSilentHam   10
masterthes 9
BlobVanDam   8
El Barto   7
Zydar   7
Snow Dog   7
JayOctavarium   6
TheLordOfTheStrings   5
MetalJunkie   5
Mister Gold   4
Jonnybaxy   4
LeeHarveyKennedy   5
Soupytwist 4
Jarlaxle 4
DebraKadabra   3
Master Cup-Zula   3
millahh   3
Prog Snob   3
Scorpion   3
vmadera 3
984759827   2
bout to crash   2
contest_sanity   2
FlyingBIZKIT   2
Jaffa   2
robwebster   2
Ruba   2
AngelBack 2
hefdaddy42 2
Cedar-redaC   1
chknptpie   1
der Ruhige Schinken   1
Fiery Winds   1
FlyingBIZKIT   1
Ħ   1
Jamesman   1
Lolzeez   1
Lucien   1
Pols Voice   1
Ravenheart   1
soundgarden   1
Super Star Wars   1
Indiscipline 1
Puppies_On_Acid 1

New Scene:

Unexpected Jeopardy categories
That's a word salad - and take it from me, I know word salad
I fear for the day when something happens on the right that is SO nuts that even Stadler says "That's crazy".
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #3020 on: November 23, 2021, 08:49:14 PM »
My Wife, The Tramp

Booger Types

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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #3021 on: November 23, 2021, 09:04:33 PM »
Grammy Winning Prog Bands

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Detroit Lions Super Bowl Victories
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I peed next to Ian Mosley and Mark Kelly
Derek Sherinian probably stands 10 feet away from the urinal, shoots from downtown, and announces loudly that he's making history.
Quote from: TAC, definitely not King
Thes sng is are sounds rally nece an I lyke tha sungar

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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #3022 on: November 23, 2021, 09:44:15 PM »
Famous Jewish sports heroes. (Don't come after me, it's from a movie.)
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #3023 on: November 23, 2021, 10:27:19 PM »
Refined Bloodletting Techniques

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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #3024 on: November 25, 2021, 05:10:53 AM »
Grammy Winning Prog Bands

Winner right here.  Honorable mention to the non-rhyming nursery rhymes though.

Load up a new scene, puppers.
That's a word salad - and take it from me, I know word salad
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #3025 on: November 25, 2021, 10:18:52 AM »
Woohoo, moving up in the standings!  :biggrin:

Standings:

jingle.boy   63
gmillerdrake   47
lonestar   25
Podaar   24
TempusVox 23
kingshmegland   22
Stadler  17
TAC 11
Sir GuitarCozmo   11
Cool Chris   11
TheSilentHam   10
masterthes 9
BlobVanDam   8
El Barto   7
Zydar   7
Snow Dog   7
JayOctavarium   6
TheLordOfTheStrings   5
MetalJunkie   5
Mister Gold   4
Jonnybaxy   4
LeeHarveyKennedy   5
Soupytwist 4
Jarlaxle 4
DebraKadabra   3
Master Cup-Zula   3
millahh   3
Prog Snob   3
Scorpion   3
vmadera 3
984759827   2
bout to crash   2
contest_sanity   2
FlyingBIZKIT   2
Jaffa   2
robwebster   2
Ruba   2
AngelBack 2
hefdaddy42 2
Puppies_On_Acid 2
Cedar-redaC   1
chknptpie   1
der Ruhige Schinken   1
Fiery Winds   1
FlyingBIZKIT   1
Ħ   1
Jamesman   1
Lolzeez   1
Lucien   1
Pols Voice   1
Ravenheart   1
soundgarden   1
Super Star Wars   1
Indiscipline 1



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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #3026 on: November 25, 2021, 01:06:04 PM »
Colosto Boy.  He can fill a bag.

Small Talk Woman.  Can bore people to death.
That's a word salad - and take it from me, I know word salad
I fear for the day when something happens on the right that is SO nuts that even Stadler says "That's crazy".
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Remember the mark of a great vocalist is if TAC hates them with a special passion

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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #3027 on: November 25, 2021, 01:09:06 PM »
Chief Hella Woke* ... Defender of Political Correctness.

*I have to give credit to an offline conversation with another DTF'r for this one
That's a word salad - and take it from me, I know word salad
I fear for the day when something happens on the right that is SO nuts that even Stadler says "That's crazy".
Quote from: Puppies_On_Acid
Remember the mark of a great vocalist is if TAC hates them with a special passion

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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #3028 on: November 26, 2021, 09:22:27 AM »
Gnat Man - Uncanny ability to annoy the sh%t out of everyone he comes in contact with    (inspired by real life events)
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #3029 on: November 26, 2021, 10:00:43 AM »
Super Con Man
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #3030 on: November 26, 2021, 10:24:32 AM »
Chief Hella Woke* ... Defender of Political Correctness.

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I just wrote - and deleted - a long post about Dancing With The Stars and the "wokeness" that is utterly permeating that show.

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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #3031 on: December 10, 2021, 11:27:04 AM »
WiFi Man...can only stay awake when he's near a free Wi-Fi source. Drives the staff at Starbucks crazy because he's always there but never drinks any coffee.
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #3032 on: December 10, 2021, 12:45:35 PM »
DTF-MAN... thread killer.
That's a word salad - and take it from me, I know word salad
I fear for the day when something happens on the right that is SO nuts that even Stadler says "That's crazy".
Quote from: Puppies_On_Acid
Remember the mark of a great vocalist is if TAC hates them with a special passion

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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #3033 on: December 10, 2021, 06:21:57 PM »
Gnat Man - Uncanny ability to annoy the sh%t out of everyone he comes in contact with    (inspired by real life events)
Sorry again for the late reply and holding up the thread

This one takes the victory, mostly because I think Gnat Man must frequent my house as well.  :lol

Take it away gmillerdrake! :metal
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I peed next to Ian Mosley and Mark Kelly
Derek Sherinian probably stands 10 feet away from the urinal, shoots from downtown, and announces loudly that he's making history.
Quote from: TAC, definitely not King
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #3034 on: December 10, 2021, 08:30:42 PM »
Cool ……thanks!

Standings:

jingle.boy   63
gmillerdrake   48
lonestar   25
Podaar   24
TempusVox 23
kingshmegland   22
Stadler  17
TAC 11
Sir GuitarCozmo   11
Cool Chris   11
TheSilentHam   10
masterthes 9
BlobVanDam   8
El Barto   7
Zydar   7
Snow Dog   7
JayOctavarium   6
TheLordOfTheStrings   5
MetalJunkie   5
Mister Gold   4
Jonnybaxy   4
LeeHarveyKennedy   5
Soupytwist 4
Jarlaxle 4
DebraKadabra   3
Master Cup-Zula   3
millahh   3
Prog Snob   3
Scorpion   3
vmadera 3
984759827   2
bout to crash   2
contest_sanity   2
FlyingBIZKIT   2
Jaffa   2
robwebster   2
Ruba   2
AngelBack 2
hefdaddy42 2
Puppies_On_Acid 2
Cedar-redaC   1
chknptpie   1
der Ruhige Schinken   1
Fiery Winds   1
FlyingBIZKIT   1
Ħ   1
Jamesman   1
Lolzeez   1
Lucien   1
Pols Voice   1
Ravenheart   1
soundgarden   1
Super Star Wars   1
Indiscipline 1



New Scene:

Things a surgeon can say to his patient and staff AND his wife.
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #3035 on: December 10, 2021, 08:32:15 PM »
"I'd like to fill that opening."
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would have thought the same thing but seeing the OP was TAC i immediately thought Maiden or DT related
Winger Theater Forums........or WTF.  ;D
TAC got a higher score than me in the electronic round? Honestly, can I just drop out now? :lol

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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #3036 on: December 10, 2021, 08:52:35 PM »
“I want to get a film of that…”

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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #3037 on: December 10, 2021, 08:54:30 PM »
"Wearing a mask will offer extra protection."
would have thought the same thing but seeing the OP was TAC i immediately thought Maiden or DT related
Winger Theater Forums........or WTF.  ;D
TAC got a higher score than me in the electronic round? Honestly, can I just drop out now? :lol

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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #3038 on: December 10, 2021, 08:57:50 PM »
I've never seen that part of the anatomy do that before.
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #3039 on: December 10, 2021, 09:00:43 PM »
"Did you eat garlic last night?"
would have thought the same thing but seeing the OP was TAC i immediately thought Maiden or DT related
Winger Theater Forums........or WTF.  ;D
TAC got a higher score than me in the electronic round? Honestly, can I just drop out now? :lol

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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #3040 on: December 11, 2021, 04:44:41 AM »
Let’s try and wrap this up quick so we can get home for dinner.

We’re gonna do THIS, again!?
That's a word salad - and take it from me, I know word salad
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #3041 on: December 11, 2021, 01:16:40 PM »
Open your mouth and say "Ahhhh"
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Derek Sherinian probably stands 10 feet away from the urinal, shoots from downtown, and announces loudly that he's making history.
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #3042 on: December 11, 2021, 06:59:42 PM »
That’s going on Instagram!
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #3043 on: December 11, 2021, 11:17:06 PM »
"Alright, I'm goin' in."
Listen! Do you smell something?

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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #3044 on: December 12, 2021, 12:01:38 AM »
I have to use such a long tool for this, the opening is very deep.
"Nostalgia is just the ability to forget the things that sucked" - Nelson DeMille, 'Up Country'