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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #2975 on: October 09, 2021, 08:47:09 PM »
Cool! Thanks Tim!


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gmillerdrake   47
lonestar   25
Podaar   24
TempusVox 23
kingshmegland   22
Stadler  16
TAC 11
Sir GuitarCozmo   11
Cool Chris   11
TheSilentHam   10
masterthes 9
BlobVanDam   8
El Barto   7
Zydar   7
Snow Dog   7
JayOctavarium   6
TheLordOfTheStrings   5
MetalJunkie   5
Mister Gold   4
Jonnybaxy   4
LeeHarveyKennedy   5
Soupytwist 4
Jarlaxle 4
DebraKadabra   3
Master Cup-Zula   3
millahh   3
Prog Snob   3
Scorpion   3
vmadera 3
984759827   2
bout to crash   2
contest_sanity   2
FlyingBIZKIT   2
Jaffa   2
robwebster   2
Ruba   2
AngelBack 2
Cedar-redaC   1
chknptpie   1
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Fiery Winds   1
FlyingBIZKIT   1
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #2976 on: October 09, 2021, 08:49:39 PM »
Plutonium
That's a word salad - and take it from me, I know word salad
I fear for the day when something happens on the right that is SO nuts that even Stadler says "That's crazy".
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #2977 on: October 09, 2021, 08:51:23 PM »
Your wife
would have thought the same thing but seeing the OP was TAC i immediately thought Maiden or DT related
Winger Theater Forums........or WTF.  ;D
TAC got a higher score than me in the electronic round? Honestly, can I just drop out now? :lol

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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #2978 on: October 09, 2021, 08:52:08 PM »
A condom
would have thought the same thing but seeing the OP was TAC i immediately thought Maiden or DT related
Winger Theater Forums........or WTF.  ;D
TAC got a higher score than me in the electronic round? Honestly, can I just drop out now? :lol

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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #2979 on: October 09, 2021, 08:53:37 PM »
Sriracha, 3 yards of twine, and some cardboard from the recycling bin.
That's a word salad - and take it from me, I know word salad
I fear for the day when something happens on the right that is SO nuts that even Stadler says "That's crazy".
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #2980 on: October 09, 2021, 08:59:52 PM »
Heavy duty trash bags, a shovel, and bleach.
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #2981 on: October 10, 2021, 03:48:48 AM »
Vagisil

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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #2982 on: October 10, 2021, 04:41:09 AM »
a burrow
Hey dude slow the fuck down so we can finish together at the same time.  :biggrin:
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #2983 on: October 10, 2021, 07:15:12 AM »
The remote for you TV
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #2984 on: October 10, 2021, 09:46:51 AM »
Your cat.
That's a word salad - and take it from me, I know word salad
I fear for the day when something happens on the right that is SO nuts that even Stadler says "That's crazy".
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #2985 on: October 10, 2021, 10:19:34 AM »
Your DTF login info.

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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #2986 on: October 10, 2021, 11:37:43 AM »
Sriracha, 3 yards of twine, and some cardboard from the recycling bin.

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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #2987 on: October 10, 2021, 09:44:58 PM »
Your Mankini.
That's a word salad - and take it from me, I know word salad
I fear for the day when something happens on the right that is SO nuts that even Stadler says "That's crazy".
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Remember the mark of a great vocalist is if TAC hates them with a special passion

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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #2988 on: October 11, 2021, 06:13:32 AM »
"Religion poisons everything” — Christopher Hitchens

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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #2989 on: October 11, 2021, 06:25:36 AM »
Shields

Oh, ffs.  I clicked the link, and now I have no doubt my FB feed will be filled with these kinds of recommendations!   >:(

Gregg.... :evilmonkey:
That's a word salad - and take it from me, I know word salad
I fear for the day when something happens on the right that is SO nuts that even Stadler says "That's crazy".
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Remember the mark of a great vocalist is if TAC hates them with a special passion

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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #2990 on: October 11, 2021, 08:05:55 AM »
Heavy duty trash bags, a shovel, and bleach.

Given the implication of these items.....that would be an odd request.

You're up!
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #2991 on: October 11, 2021, 08:07:51 AM »
I hate little kids.

Are you playing the game, or are you stating truth!  :) :) :)
Yes.
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #2992 on: October 12, 2021, 09:29:26 AM »
Heavy duty trash bags, a shovel, and bleach.

Given the implication of these items.....that would be an odd request.

You're up!

C'mon Puppy......
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #2993 on: October 12, 2021, 08:17:28 PM »
Next Scene:

Unusual things for a neighbor to ask to borrow.


An idea for the next round of Scenes From A Hat on DTF..

would have thought the same thing but seeing the OP was TAC i immediately thought Maiden or DT related
Winger Theater Forums........or WTF.  ;D
TAC got a higher score than me in the electronic round? Honestly, can I just drop out now? :lol

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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #2994 on: October 13, 2021, 05:49:26 AM »
Unusual things for a neighbor to ask to borrow.

Thread defibrillator


At home COVID-19 test kit


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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #2995 on: October 14, 2021, 11:01:07 AM »
Heavy duty trash bags, a shovel, and bleach.

Given the implication of these items.....that would be an odd request.

You're up!

C'mon Puppy......
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #2996 on: October 14, 2021, 04:09:39 PM »
Standings:

jingle.boy   62
gmillerdrake   47
lonestar   25
Podaar   24
TempusVox 23
kingshmegland   22
Stadler  16
TAC 11
Sir GuitarCozmo   11
Cool Chris   11
TheSilentHam   10
masterthes 9
BlobVanDam   8
El Barto   7
Zydar   7
Snow Dog   7
JayOctavarium   6
TheLordOfTheStrings   5
MetalJunkie   5
Mister Gold   4
Jonnybaxy   4
LeeHarveyKennedy   5
Soupytwist 4
Jarlaxle 4
DebraKadabra   3
Master Cup-Zula   3
millahh   3
Prog Snob   3
Scorpion   3
vmadera 3
984759827   2
bout to crash   2
contest_sanity   2
FlyingBIZKIT   2
Jaffa   2
robwebster   2
Ruba   2
AngelBack 2
hefdaddy42 2
Cedar-redaC   1
chknptpie   1
der Ruhige Schinken   1
Fiery Winds   1
FlyingBIZKIT   1
Ħ   1
Jamesman   1
Lolzeez   1
Lucien   1
Pols Voice   1
Ravenheart   1
soundgarden   1
Super Star Wars   1
Indiscipline 1
Puppies_On_Acid 1



New Scene:

Good news, but told in the worst possible way.
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Thes sng is are sounds rally nece an I lyke tha sungar

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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #2997 on: October 14, 2021, 04:15:16 PM »
You find your wife in bed with some dude but says his dick is an inch shorter than yours.
would have thought the same thing but seeing the OP was TAC i immediately thought Maiden or DT related
Winger Theater Forums........or WTF.  ;D
TAC got a higher score than me in the electronic round? Honestly, can I just drop out now? :lol

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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #2998 on: October 14, 2021, 04:16:52 PM »
You find your wife in bed with some dude but says his dick is an inch shorter than yours.
I suppose that could also count as bad news, told in the best possible way.  :lol
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #2999 on: October 14, 2021, 08:45:58 PM »
Six women offer to give you a blowjob, but one of them is a cannibal.
That's a word salad - and take it from me, I know word salad
I fear for the day when something happens on the right that is SO nuts that even Stadler says "That's crazy".
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #3000 on: October 15, 2021, 05:01:45 AM »
"I'm pregnant...but you're not the father."

"Religion poisons everything” — Christopher Hitchens

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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #3001 on: October 15, 2021, 07:58:59 AM »
"So, you know how we promote from within right? Well, over the weekend, (upper management person) got into a car accident. Horrible accident, decapitated people everywhere. At least 10 people died and 20 others injured. This means that ( any middle management person) would get that position. However, they all decided to go sky diving over the weekend and the parachutes did not open. They landed on top of a group of old people that were doing yoga at the park. it was horrible. But that means you are the next in line so congratulations on your new upper management position!"

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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #3002 on: October 15, 2021, 08:24:52 AM »
"Hi honey, it's your wife.  I'm in Cancun with Raul the pool boy and I'm not coming home.  Oh, by the way, your half of the Lotto is on the table in the kitchen!"



<Airplane with big banner hanging off the back flying over the Super Bowl>:  "Jingle, your herpes test came back negative!"

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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #3003 on: October 15, 2021, 08:28:55 AM »
Maury Povich:  "You ARE the father"
Also Maury Povich: "You are NOT the father"

Reader's choice as to which fits the theme.
That's a word salad - and take it from me, I know word salad
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #3004 on: October 15, 2021, 08:40:07 AM »
"Hi honey, it's your wife.  I'm in Cancun with Raul the pool boy and I'm not coming home.  Oh, by the way, your half of the Lotto is on the table in the kitchen!"

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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #3005 on: October 15, 2021, 03:58:50 PM »
Any of the Raider's personnel, players, or fans reading the Monday morning sports section.
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #3006 on: November 17, 2021, 09:36:42 PM »
"Hi honey, it's your wife.  I'm in Cancun with Raul the pool boy and I'm not coming home.  Oh, by the way, your half of the Lotto is on the table in the kitchen!"



<Airplane with big banner hanging off the back flying over the Super Bowl>:  "Jingle, your herpes test came back negative!"
Turns out I forgot all about this thread  :facepalm: Apologies all around.

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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #3007 on: November 22, 2021, 07:07:07 AM »
Standings:

jingle.boy   62
gmillerdrake   47
lonestar   25
Podaar   24
TempusVox 23
kingshmegland   22
Stadler  17
TAC 11
Sir GuitarCozmo   11
Cool Chris   11
TheSilentHam   10
masterthes 9
BlobVanDam   8
El Barto   7
Zydar   7
Snow Dog   7
JayOctavarium   6
TheLordOfTheStrings   5
MetalJunkie   5
Mister Gold   4
Jonnybaxy   4
LeeHarveyKennedy   5
Soupytwist 4
Jarlaxle 4
DebraKadabra   3
Master Cup-Zula   3
millahh   3
Prog Snob   3
Scorpion   3
vmadera 3
984759827   2
bout to crash   2
contest_sanity   2
FlyingBIZKIT   2
Jaffa   2
robwebster   2
Ruba   2
AngelBack 2
hefdaddy42 2
Cedar-redaC   1
chknptpie   1
der Ruhige Schinken   1
Fiery Winds   1
FlyingBIZKIT   1
Ħ   1
Jamesman   1
Lolzeez   1
Lucien   1
Pols Voice   1
Ravenheart   1
soundgarden   1
Super Star Wars   1
Indiscipline 1
Puppies_On_Acid 1



New Scene:

So, I understand that 3-on-3 basketball and surfing are going to be new events in the Tokyo Olympics.  What are some Olympic events we WOULDN'T want to see? 

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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #3008 on: November 22, 2021, 07:27:31 AM »
Intense typing - who can type the faster.
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #3009 on: November 22, 2021, 07:58:43 AM »
Projectile diarrhoea
That's a word salad - and take it from me, I know word salad
I fear for the day when something happens on the right that is SO nuts that even Stadler says "That's crazy".
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Remember the mark of a great vocalist is if TAC hates them with a special passion