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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #140 on: April 15, 2013, 02:13:44 PM »
Wanna see my third nipple?
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I just don't understand what they were trying to achieve with any part of the song, either individually or as a whole. You know what? It's the Platypus of Dream Theater songs. That bill doesn't go with that tail, or that strange little furry body, or those webbed feet, and oh god why does it have venomous spurs!? And then you find out it lays eggs too. The difference is that the Platypus is somehow functional despite being a crazy mishmash or leftover animal pieces

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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #141 on: April 15, 2013, 02:14:52 PM »
My asshole's this big.
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #142 on: April 15, 2013, 02:33:48 PM »
Can you autograph my penis?
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #143 on: April 15, 2013, 04:03:37 PM »
Quote from: JayOctavarium on April 15, 2013, 02:13:44 PM
Wanna see my third nipple?

So you met Arnold Schwarzenegger? ;)
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I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means 'put down'.” - Bob Newhart
So wait, we're spelling it wrong and king is spelling it right? What is going on here? :lol -- BlobVanDam
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #144 on: April 16, 2013, 02:07:53 PM »
Hopefully I'm not too late...

I'm your biggest fan! :xbones
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #145 on: April 16, 2013, 02:17:22 PM »
Quote from: JayOctavarium on April 15, 2013, 02:13:44 PM
Wanna see my third nipple?

There's no way that Jay could have known this, but I just watched Man With the Golden Gun yesterday, so this was really unexpected and made me laugh harder than it would probably have otherwise. Winna!
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #146 on: April 16, 2013, 02:29:01 PM »
Quote from: Scorpion on April 16, 2013, 02:17:22 PM
Quote from: JayOctavarium on April 15, 2013, 02:13:44 PM
Wanna see my third nipple?

There's no way that Jay could have known this, but I just watched Man With the Golden Gun yesterday, so this was really unexpected and made me laugh harder than it would probably have otherwise. Winna!


I've never even seen that movie :lol   It just popped in my head!


Updated standings:

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kingshmegland - 2
El Barto - 1
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Ruba - 1
Zydar - 1
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Topic-  Last /worst thing you wanna  find when the doorbell rings at 2am
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I just don't understand what they were trying to achieve with any part of the song, either individually or as a whole. You know what? It's the Platypus of Dream Theater songs. That bill doesn't go with that tail, or that strange little furry body, or those webbed feet, and oh god why does it have venomous spurs!? And then you find out it lays eggs too. The difference is that the Platypus is somehow functional despite being a crazy mishmash or leftover animal pieces

-BlobVanDam on "Scarred"

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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #147 on: April 16, 2013, 02:32:35 PM »
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #148 on: April 16, 2013, 02:38:16 PM »
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #149 on: April 16, 2013, 02:59:20 PM »
Landshark

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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #150 on: April 16, 2013, 03:22:19 PM »
A bag on fire at your doorstep.


(Old Fogies know where I'm going with this)
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So wait, we're spelling it wrong and king is spelling it right? What is going on here? :lol -- BlobVanDam
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #151 on: April 16, 2013, 05:08:19 PM »
Quote from: kingshmegland on April 16, 2013, 03:22:19 PM
A bag on fire at your doorstep.
:lol

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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #152 on: April 16, 2013, 07:36:30 PM »
Quote from: jingle.boy on April 16, 2013, 02:59:20 PM
Landshark
:lol



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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #153 on: April 16, 2013, 09:14:31 PM »
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Hello!  Let me tell you about Bedeceived.

:icy:
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #154 on: April 17, 2013, 12:10:25 AM »
"Baby, look who I brought home from the bar..."
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #155 on: April 17, 2013, 03:34:31 AM »
"Have you accepted Jesus Christ as your lord and saviour?"
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #156 on: April 17, 2013, 06:49:20 AM »
"Ha, made you get up!!!"
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #157 on: April 17, 2013, 06:54:51 AM »
Do you have that, "Not so fresh feeling?"
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #158 on: April 17, 2013, 01:57:47 PM »
Quote from: jingle.boy on April 16, 2013, 02:59:20 PM
Gary Busey

Winner


I've been watching Celb Apprentice All Stars....  Gary Busey... some of those expressions... nightmares....


Now the only way to make it better would be a pic of Gary Busey's head on Baby Harry Potter's body. With the scar.


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I just don't understand what they were trying to achieve with any part of the song, either individually or as a whole. You know what? It's the Platypus of Dream Theater songs. That bill doesn't go with that tail, or that strange little furry body, or those webbed feet, and oh god why does it have venomous spurs!? And then you find out it lays eggs too. The difference is that the Platypus is somehow functional despite being a crazy mishmash or leftover animal pieces

-BlobVanDam on "Scarred"

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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #159 on: April 17, 2013, 02:03:55 PM »
:happydance:

Updated standings:

jingle.boy - 4
Scorpion - 3
kingshmegland - 2
El Barto - 1
lonestar - 1
Ruba - 1
Zydar - 1
bout to crash- 1
J8VRM- 1

What you wouldn't expect to hear from a Wal-Mart greeter.
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #160 on: April 17, 2013, 02:06:20 PM »
Are you SURE that you want to shop here?
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #161 on: April 17, 2013, 02:07:20 PM »
Shirt and shoes, no service.
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #162 on: April 17, 2013, 02:30:53 PM »
"make sure you shirt your dick if your dick ticks!"


Not from a greeter but was said to me by the (now former) bearded woman that works at my local WallyWorld.



(I had just bought a Dickies shirt)
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I just don't understand what they were trying to achieve with any part of the song, either individually or as a whole. You know what? It's the Platypus of Dream Theater songs. That bill doesn't go with that tail, or that strange little furry body, or those webbed feet, and oh god why does it have venomous spurs!? And then you find out it lays eggs too. The difference is that the Platypus is somehow functional despite being a crazy mishmash or leftover animal pieces

-BlobVanDam on "Scarred"

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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #163 on: April 17, 2013, 03:13:12 PM »
Welcome to Wal Mart.  Save Money...by shit.


Welcome to Mal Mart.  Don't forget our Always Low Prices, from stuff made by 5 year old children in China.
« Last Edit: April 18, 2013, 06:16:54 AM by kingshmegland »
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #164 on: April 17, 2013, 05:15:40 PM »
Greetings! I would like to bestow upon you a most cordial welcome to our facility. Please take this headset with you to learn more about some of the sights you will encounter on your exciting journey to America's Epicentre.
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #165 on: April 17, 2013, 07:15:23 PM »
YOU SHALL NOT PASS!!!!!!!
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #166 on: April 17, 2013, 07:20:29 PM »
"We need you to sign this.  It's a disclaimer stating that you might be photographed and picture uploaded onto Peopleofwalmart.com.  Walmart cannot be held liable for any ridicule you might be subjected to."
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #167 on: April 17, 2013, 07:59:48 PM »
It's a beautiful day in the neighborhood
A beautiful day for a neighbor
Would you be mine?
Could you be mine?
Please won't you be... my neighbor?
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #168 on: April 17, 2013, 08:16:35 PM »
Happy Vlasto Day!!!
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #169 on: April 18, 2013, 03:21:35 AM »
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #170 on: April 19, 2013, 09:59:06 AM »
Shit... forgot this was mine to judge.  While the Vlasto Day one would be the most unexpected, this gave me the best giggle.

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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #171 on: April 19, 2013, 02:08:08 PM »
Hi,you are the father.
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #172 on: April 19, 2013, 08:33:35 PM »
Wow, wasn't expecting that! Thanks jingle.boy!

Updated standings:

jingle.boy - 4
Scorpion - 3
kingshmegland - 2
El Barto - 1
lonestar - 1
Ruba - 1
Zydar - 1
bout to crash- 1
J8VRM- 1
Jarlaxle - 1

Ill-advised business names and slogans.

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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #173 on: April 19, 2013, 08:55:08 PM »
Sneed's Feed and Seed (Formerly Chuck's)
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #174 on: April 19, 2013, 09:35:07 PM »
Hones Otto's Used Johns (formerly Honest John's Used Autos).
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