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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #1225 on: August 15, 2013, 07:41:20 PM »
Ok, where am I supposed to put this massive cucumber?
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #1226 on: August 15, 2013, 07:43:20 PM »
Honey, our priest wants to fill little Johny with joy for the holidays.
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #1227 on: August 15, 2013, 08:26:10 PM »
Dad, that's a really beautiful pearl necklace you gave mom.  All the beads line up nicely, perfectly sized... it's a work of art really.  I wish my boyfriend would take as much care and effort into such a thoughtful gift.
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #1228 on: August 15, 2013, 09:35:24 PM »
Quote from: jingle.boy on August 15, 2013, 08:26:10 PM
Dad, that's a really beautiful pearl necklace you gave mom.  All the beads line up nicely, perfectly sized... it's a work of art really.  I wish my boyfriend would take as much care and effort into such a thoughtful gift.

....oh thanks sweetie, but SUPRISE!!!! Here's one for you too.....
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #1229 on: August 16, 2013, 01:57:08 AM »
Come on, smile, i'd love to show this video to my parents.
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #1230 on: August 16, 2013, 02:04:08 AM »
Next time we should invite grandma, she'd love it.
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #1231 on: August 16, 2013, 06:38:12 AM »
I had initially wanted to do "Rejected State Mottos" as the theme, but figured that wasn't really fair to non-US people.  I'm so glad I changed it to this one.  :lol

Oh, holy shit.  So many false starts on this one.  Every time I thought I knew which one it was gonna be you sick fuckers outdid yourselves.  Well done.

Quote from: jingle.boy on August 15, 2013, 08:26:10 PM
Dad, that's a really beautiful pearl necklace you gave mom.  All the beads line up nicely, perfectly sized... it's a work of art really.  I wish my boyfriend would take as much care and effort into such a thoughtful gift.

I saw this last night and knew it was a winner.

Until I woke up this morning and saw this:

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Quote from: jingle.boy on August 15, 2013, 08:26:10 PM
Dad, that's a really beautiful pearl necklace you gave mom.  All the beads line up nicely, perfectly sized... it's a work of art really.  I wish my boyfriend would take as much care and effort into such a thoughtful gift.

....oh thanks sweetie, but SUPRISE!!!! Here's one for you too.....

:rollin :rollin :rollin :rollin

I totally lost my shit.  WINNER!!!
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #1232 on: August 16, 2013, 07:24:14 AM »


Gaaaaaaaaryyyyyyyy!!!!!
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #1233 on: August 16, 2013, 07:28:18 AM »
 :lol



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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #1234 on: August 16, 2013, 08:28:39 AM »
:ninja:

 Sorry Chad......  :biggrin:

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New scene: Inappropriate/strange/etc ways to begin a Eulogy.
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #1235 on: August 16, 2013, 08:32:27 AM »
I didn't know this Patrick but I had an hour to kill and passed this funeral home so what the fuck.
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #1236 on: August 16, 2013, 08:37:40 AM »
Dad used to give the best blow jobs...
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #1237 on: August 16, 2013, 08:46:26 AM »
Quote from: senecadawg2 on August 16, 2013, 08:37:40 AM
Dad used to give the best blow jobs...

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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #1238 on: August 16, 2013, 09:47:19 AM »
What do you mean my dick's hanging out...




OK, let's get this bullshit over with so I can get a fucking drink in me....
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #1239 on: August 16, 2013, 11:50:18 AM »
Anyone know if this place validates?

I knew Sanchez all my life.  We were best pals since grade 2.  Even back then, he was always dirty.

Alan was a good man, despite his suicide at the age of 23 after claiming bankruptcy.  Ironic that his catchphrase was "live long and prosper".

Guess now's as good a time as any to confess that I've been schtupping his wife for the last 3 years.

Owen lost his gag reflex at the tender age of 14.  Please don't ask me how I know this.

Anyone else as baked as me right now?
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #1240 on: August 16, 2013, 12:15:23 PM »
The proper girl in the hat just eye fucked the shit outta me.
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #1241 on: August 16, 2013, 12:22:04 PM »
If he could see himself now, he'd probably laugh. He never looked this good in life.
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #1242 on: August 16, 2013, 01:06:52 PM »
I'll always remember the good times I had with Jack, like the other day when I was squeezing the life out of him when I found out he was sleeping with my wife
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #1243 on: August 16, 2013, 03:48:45 PM »
Medium rare, please
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #1244 on: August 16, 2013, 04:21:16 PM »
Let me start by reading you all the definition of necrophilia............
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #1245 on: August 16, 2013, 04:24:00 PM »
Watch this!
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #1246 on: August 16, 2013, 04:28:50 PM »
Oooohhh,  maaan!!! Who just ripped one?  Nope.... wait... false alarm.  It's the corpse.
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #1247 on: August 16, 2013, 04:31:53 PM »
Just look how peaceful she is with her beautiful Cardassian complexion.
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #1248 on: August 16, 2013, 10:56:41 PM »
"I never liked Bill, and him laying here in this casket next to me, gives a whole new meaning to the term 'dick in a box'.."
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #1249 on: August 18, 2013, 09:34:12 PM »
Quote from: lonestar on August 16, 2013, 09:47:19 AM
OK, let's get this bullshit over with so I can get a fucking drink in me....

Only because the chances are this phrase may have actually been uttered to begin a Eulogy...somewhere, at some time in history. Winner!
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #1250 on: August 18, 2013, 11:51:26 PM »
Sweet, thanks Gary!!!

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lonestar - 7
TempusVox - 5
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TheLordOfTheStrings - 5
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El Barto - 1
Lolzeez - 1
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OK, next scene...... Worst response to when I wife/girlfriend ask "do I look fat in these?"

Besides "yes" of course... :p
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #1251 on: August 19, 2013, 12:01:59 AM »
"Define 'fat'." 
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #1252 on: August 19, 2013, 12:41:14 AM »
No, you look actually a lot fatter without these!

No sweety, not fat, just ugly.

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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #1253 on: August 19, 2013, 04:25:42 AM »
Where?
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #1254 on: August 19, 2013, 04:35:32 AM »
DON'T MAKE ME LOOK, YOU FUGLY WHALE


Of course you don't look fat, honey. You'd have to lose 100lbs to be merely "fat".


If you have to ask, you know the answer already, porker.

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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #1255 on: August 19, 2013, 04:37:58 AM »
*touches butt*
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #1256 on: August 19, 2013, 04:51:13 AM »






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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #1257 on: August 19, 2013, 05:31:38 AM »
Only when you walk in those jeans.  Otherwise you're good.
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #1258 on: August 19, 2013, 05:35:28 AM »
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I fear for the day when something happens on the right that is SO nuts that even Stadler says "That's crazy".
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #1259 on: August 19, 2013, 05:51:18 AM »
Do bears shit in the woods?

Let me just say, I could probably do my marathon training just to get around you
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