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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #1190 on: August 14, 2013, 10:11:03 AM »
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #1191 on: August 14, 2013, 10:26:30 AM »
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #1192 on: August 14, 2013, 02:59:31 PM »
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #1193 on: August 14, 2013, 03:25:15 PM »
Sounds of Silence:  Art Shuts the Hell Up!
That's a word salad - and take it from me, I know word salad
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #1194 on: August 14, 2013, 03:33:29 PM »
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #1195 on: August 14, 2013, 03:42:29 PM »
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #1196 on: August 14, 2013, 04:08:12 PM »
Scar Burrow FIRE!
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #1197 on: August 15, 2013, 12:26:39 AM »
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #1198 on: August 15, 2013, 12:51:07 AM »
Yeah, that would have been mine too.

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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #1199 on: August 15, 2013, 10:40:20 AM »
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #1200 on: August 15, 2013, 10:51:27 AM »
I don't care how moist it makes it! I don't like oysters in it!

Christ, I can't eat it now. Gramma had her grubby mitts all over it.
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #1201 on: August 15, 2013, 11:10:42 AM »
I don't care if you don't like it...put those antlers on and get down there!

Even if you add chocolate chips...it's still gonna smell and taste horrible
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #1202 on: August 15, 2013, 11:13:16 AM »
Sorry Hon, I just had to invite Aunt Edna. She's been so lonely since Debb died.
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #1203 on: August 15, 2013, 11:46:08 AM »
If you won't help me stuff it and then make sure it's juiced every hour I'll just go ask our neighbor if he will do it.

I didn't really think it'd be that much fun sitting on a strange mans lap

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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #1204 on: August 15, 2013, 11:51:47 AM »
Tofurky's never quite done it for me, the way real meat can.
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #1205 on: August 15, 2013, 12:01:47 PM »
Humour me.  I know it's not the tastiest thing in the world, but the least you could do is put this in your mouth once a year!
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #1206 on: August 15, 2013, 01:14:49 PM »
Please, for me....go downstairs and try my sisters muffin? It'll upset her if you don't and you never know....you may like it so much you'll want her muffin in your mouth more often.

I didn't think that pie would taste so good....with the dis colored crust and all but by gosh....that's a nice tasting pie.
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #1207 on: August 15, 2013, 01:30:17 PM »
Shit woman, your mask scared the crap out of me!!!! (Halloween counts, right?)


I just love the way the cheap stuff jiggles.


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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #1208 on: August 15, 2013, 01:39:09 PM »
Oops sorry about your red nose....I should have warned you.

Sure why not, what do I care if a bunch of midgets are throwing balls at me?
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #1209 on: August 15, 2013, 01:57:29 PM »
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #1210 on: August 15, 2013, 02:05:49 PM »
They're a little lumpy.  I always liked my Mom's better.

Geez... he only comes once a year, and it's down a chimney?

Nice package!

I know it's a little salty, but swallow it dammit!
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #1211 on: August 15, 2013, 02:21:11 PM »
They're a little lumpy.  I always liked my Mom's better.


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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #1212 on: August 15, 2013, 02:22:29 PM »
If I'm lying you can throw a snowball on my face

Why are your cheeks so rosy and red?

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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #1213 on: August 15, 2013, 03:19:24 PM »
Cranberries?!



I love it in the can.
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #1214 on: August 15, 2013, 03:58:34 PM »
Time for Santa to go back up the chimney.
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #1215 on: August 15, 2013, 04:03:05 PM »
You fruit cake.
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #1216 on: August 15, 2013, 04:11:35 PM »
A little powder on the balls will liven up this dish.
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #1217 on: August 15, 2013, 04:17:10 PM »
Shit!  Take it out before it explodes in there!

It's alright... not quite as fresh as last year though.

Look at the size of that sack! 
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« Reply #1218 on: August 15, 2013, 04:21:47 PM »
but honey. You're not wearing green!
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #1219 on: August 15, 2013, 05:58:22 PM »
I know it's my dad in disguise but i'll play along anyway.

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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #1220 on: August 15, 2013, 06:37:58 PM »
'Honey, could you help me wrap this for the kids?'
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #1221 on: August 15, 2013, 06:42:12 PM »
'Honey, could you help me wrap this for the kids?'
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #1222 on: August 15, 2013, 06:47:20 PM »
Hang on, i gotta dig in deep for the giblets.

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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #1223 on: August 15, 2013, 07:09:15 PM »
Go wake the kids up! I want them to see the white christmas!

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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #1224 on: August 15, 2013, 07:39:21 PM »
Go wake the kids up! I want them to see the white christmas!


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I just don't understand what they were trying to achieve with any part of the song, either individually or as a whole. You know what? It's the Platypus of Dream Theater songs. That bill doesn't go with that tail, or that strange little furry body, or those webbed feet, and oh god why does it have venomous spurs!? And then you find out it lays eggs too. The difference is that the Platypus is somehow functional despite being a crazy mishmash or leftover animal pieces

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