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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #1120 on: August 12, 2013, 10:58:54 AM »
Through megaphone: "GO AHEAD AND SHOOT THEM! I DON'T GIVE A FUCK!"

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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #1121 on: August 12, 2013, 11:04:12 AM »
Can we pick up the pace here dude, my wife is ovulating and I gotta go 'take her temperature'.

Need any more up there?  My teenagers are pissing me right the fuck off lately.  Be a peach and let me send 'em up.
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #1122 on: August 12, 2013, 03:18:06 PM »
We're sending three Mexicans that came out of the back of a Toyota to negotiate

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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #1123 on: August 12, 2013, 05:26:38 PM »
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #1124 on: August 12, 2013, 05:38:40 PM »
"One of your hostages has SARS.  Just thought you'd like to know."
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #1125 on: August 12, 2013, 05:41:14 PM »
"I Promise Michael Anthony will be in Van Halen again!!  I can make it happen!"


I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means 'put down'.” - Bob Newhart
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #1126 on: August 12, 2013, 06:42:00 PM »
Right... That's it... If you're not out here in 5 seconds... I'm telling your mother!



*to other cop* send in the jersey shore cast... He'll blow his own brains out in 5 seconds.


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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #1127 on: August 12, 2013, 06:50:39 PM »
*on a megaphone* OKAY, JOHN. GO AHEAD AND PLAY THE SOLO FROM STREAM OF CONSCIOUSNESS!
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #1128 on: August 12, 2013, 09:46:06 PM »
"Excuse me ma'am, please let them go"


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I AM A GUY
You're a fucking stupid bitch.
I just don't understand what they were trying to achieve with any part of the song, either individually or as a whole. You know what? It's the Platypus of Dream Theater songs. That bill doesn't go with that tail, or that strange little furry body, or those webbed feet, and oh god why does it have venomous spurs!? And then you find out it lays eggs too. The difference is that the Platypus is somehow functional despite being a crazy mishmash or leftover animal pieces

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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #1129 on: August 13, 2013, 12:14:05 AM »
Release the hostages and we will give you guns and crack.
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #1131 on: August 13, 2013, 07:14:46 AM »

Through megaphone: "GO AHEAD AND SHOOT THEM! I DON'T GIVE A FUCK!"

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I don't see this one being overtaken....it got me good. You da' winner Jay!
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #1132 on: August 13, 2013, 08:14:41 AM »





 

Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2

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I just don't understand what they were trying to achieve with any part of the song, either individually or as a whole. You know what? It's the Platypus of Dream Theater songs. That bill doesn't go with that tail, or that strange little furry body, or those webbed feet, and oh god why does it have venomous spurs!? And then you find out it lays eggs too. The difference is that the Platypus is somehow functional despite being a crazy mishmash or leftover animal pieces

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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #1133 on: August 13, 2013, 09:28:32 AM »
The most unusually / awkward musical supergroups

(members can be alive or dead, any genres, eras, etc)
I just don't understand what they were trying to achieve with any part of the song, either individually or as a whole. You know what? It's the Platypus of Dream Theater songs. That bill doesn't go with that tail, or that strange little furry body, or those webbed feet, and oh god why does it have venomous spurs!? And then you find out it lays eggs too. The difference is that the Platypus is somehow functional despite being a crazy mishmash or leftover animal pieces

-BlobVanDam on "Scarred"

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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #1134 on: August 13, 2013, 09:44:29 AM »
Noel Gallagher, Phil Collins, Peter Gabriel, Stu Hamm, the drummer from the bad "Final Countdown" cover video, and Malcolm Young.

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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #1135 on: August 13, 2013, 10:04:31 AM »
"Implosion" - nothing more awkward than a band who will never make it on stage......
Tommy Lee, Ritchie Blackmore, Eddie Van Halen, Axl Rose, Gene Simmons

"Coke Blocked" - except for maybe a band that is unlikely to even survive until the show.
Steven Adler, Ozzy Osbourne, Keith Richards, Ace Frehley, Duff McKagan
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #1136 on: August 13, 2013, 10:46:04 AM »
Crosby, Stills, Nash and Akerfeldt

Emerson, LaBrie and Palmer

The Allman-Doobie Brothers

KC and The Steve Miller Band

Manfred Mann's Earth Wind and Fire.

Danger Danger Night Ranger

Skid Row Slaughter

The Police Warrant

Sammy Hagar & David Lee Roth
That's a word salad - and take it from me, I know word salad
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #1137 on: August 13, 2013, 10:54:53 AM »
The Offspryngwie Malmsteen?

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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #1138 on: August 13, 2013, 11:05:30 AM »

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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #1139 on: August 13, 2013, 11:47:40 AM »
Nickebachman Turner Overdrive
That's a word salad - and take it from me, I know word salad
I fear for the day when something happens on the right that is SO nuts that even Stadler says "That's crazy".
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #1140 on: August 13, 2013, 11:54:44 AM »
Sting Crimson
Alan Partridge Project
Moody Tools
Porcupine Glee
Slayer & Garfunkel
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #1141 on: August 13, 2013, 12:00:27 PM »
The Pantera Bread company.
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #1142 on: August 13, 2013, 12:09:57 PM »
Lars Ulrich on drums + Sid vicious on bass + chad kroeger on guitar + lil wayne singing


Or adrenaline mob

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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #1143 on: August 13, 2013, 12:11:56 PM »
Chicago Trivium Authority
"Owners of dogs will have noticed that, if you provide them with food and water and shelter and affection, they will think you are God. Whereas owners of cats are compelled to realize that, if you provide them with food and water and affection, they draw the conclusion that they are God.” — Christopher Hitchens

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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #1144 on: August 13, 2013, 12:14:03 PM »
Lars Ulrich on drums + Sid vicious on bass + chad kroeger on guitar + lil wayne singing


Or adrenaline mob
:rollin  :tup

Lars Ulrich + Justin Bieber + Miles Davis + Skrillex
Bring Me The Mozart
Mötorclaptön
Cannibal Corpse + One Direction
Backstreet Corpse
Slice Girls (Bloodbath + Spice Girls)
Iron Madonna
Jeff Hanneman + B.B. King + Rebecca Black + Phil Collins
Lou Reed + Metallica
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #1145 on: August 13, 2013, 12:14:46 PM »
Alannah Myles Davis
Joss Stone Temple Pilots
Bill Haley and the Frehley's Comets
Darryl Hall and John 5
Rebecca Black Label Society
Firehouse of Pain
Great White Zombie
King's X of Leon
Mr. Biggie Smalls
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #1146 on: August 13, 2013, 12:17:12 PM »
Cannibal Doors
U2 Unlimited
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #1147 on: August 13, 2013, 12:18:20 PM »
Haha. Someone remembers 2 Unlimited.

I loved their stuff when I was younger.

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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #1148 on: August 13, 2013, 12:20:35 PM »
Megadef Leppard
Blackmore's Night Ranger
Bon Journey
Creedance Clearwater Rhapsody
Rattsody of Fire

Only King could mis-spell a LETTER.
Yep. I think the only party in the MP/DT situation that hasn't moved on is DTF.

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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #1149 on: August 13, 2013, 12:21:30 PM »
Kotowboy: There's no limit  :coolio
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #1150 on: August 13, 2013, 12:34:23 PM »
Al Green Day
Spyro Gwar
Right Said Frederic Chopin
Destiny's Children of Bodom
NWA Speedwagon
Loverboyz II Men
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #1151 on: August 13, 2013, 12:39:06 PM »
System of a Dream Theater
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #1152 on: August 13, 2013, 12:44:17 PM »
Lovin' them so far
I just don't understand what they were trying to achieve with any part of the song, either individually or as a whole. You know what? It's the Platypus of Dream Theater songs. That bill doesn't go with that tail, or that strange little furry body, or those webbed feet, and oh god why does it have venomous spurs!? And then you find out it lays eggs too. The difference is that the Platypus is somehow functional despite being a crazy mishmash or leftover animal pieces

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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #1153 on: August 13, 2013, 12:50:13 PM »
Culture Club Nuveau
George Michael Sweet
Gloria Estefan and Rage Against the Machine
Orchestral Maneuvers in the Darkology
Prince and The Knack
Bob Seger and The Silver Bulletboys
Simple Pagan's Mind
Scale the Scar Symmetry
Phil Metalicollins
That's a word salad - and take it from me, I know word salad
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #1154 on: August 13, 2013, 12:54:39 PM »
Porcupines in the Throne Room.
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