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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #1085 on: August 05, 2013, 07:08:37 AM »
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #1086 on: August 05, 2013, 07:39:13 AM »
The First Dance Eternal

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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #1087 on: August 05, 2013, 09:47:32 AM »
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #1088 on: August 05, 2013, 11:28:48 AM »
The Day the Ivory Tower Fell

The Day, THE Day Seized Back

Freemasons Revenge

Enie, meanie, meine....moe....
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #1089 on: August 05, 2013, 11:41:45 PM »
Good Riddance MP Forums (oh, and sorry to the rest of humanity) Day!
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #1090 on: August 06, 2013, 12:49:49 PM »
Quote from: BlobVanDam on August 04, 2013, 11:13:05 PM
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Yeah, Blob nailed it frist response for me. Simple and just perfect.

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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #1091 on: August 07, 2013, 06:08:26 AM »
Thanks chef!


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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #1092 on: August 07, 2013, 06:19:12 AM »
That walker would look good lying on my bedroom floor.

You know, for 93... you don't drool much.

If you want to come back to my place, I'll take my teeth out, and show you how all those years of purging have all but killed my gag reflex.

I'm hornier than Betty White, and twice as flexible.
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #1093 on: August 07, 2013, 07:34:52 AM »
My Hospice Nurse is out to lunch right now, what do you say we head back to my room so I can fill you up with the last bits of semen I have?
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #1094 on: August 07, 2013, 07:48:09 AM »
Don't knock it 'til you've tried it sonny.  Plus, the hemorrhoids back there will give you an extra "somethin somethin".
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #1095 on: August 07, 2013, 10:02:42 AM »
Quote from: jingle.boy on August 07, 2013, 07:48:09 AM
Don't knock it 'til you've tried it sonny.  Plus, the hemorrhoids back there will give you an extra "somethin somethin".

what the shit
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #1096 on: August 07, 2013, 10:37:31 AM »
Quote from: Lucien on August 07, 2013, 10:02:42 AM
Quote from: jingle.boy on August 07, 2013, 07:48:09 AM
Don't knock it 'til you've tried it sonny.  Plus, the hemorrhoids back there will give you an extra "somethin somethin".

what the shit

Precisely.
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #1097 on: August 07, 2013, 10:45:46 AM »
Why don't you come with me and I'll give you another reason besides 'Ive Fallen'....that you can't get up.

Hey Sugar why don't you help me give this new titanium hip a good workout?

You ever had Trachea hole sex?

Lets go do depraved things too each other.....we're not going to remember it anyway. Grab that shuffle board pole and those bingo balls.

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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #1098 on: August 07, 2013, 11:26:34 AM »
I'll let you win at parcheesi!

Don't worry. You can't knock me up. I have a prehensile clitoris...wait...that's not right. I mean a sterile uterus. [snicker]

That's not a colostomy bag. It's a love dart sack.
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #1099 on: August 07, 2013, 11:44:00 AM »
You know I ate much worse things during the Great Depression.

A Nazi landmine couldn't hurt em....why don't you give him a shot.

So, you fancy the texture of Tapioca pudding huh?

I'm not sure how to say this....but your Yoda like skin really activates my light saber
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #1100 on: August 07, 2013, 01:07:52 PM »
You're so purdy... you look like a prune that HASN'T been in the sun for too long.
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #1101 on: August 07, 2013, 05:50:05 PM »
If you've got the duct tape, I got the popsicle sticks. Who needs Viagra anyways.....


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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #1102 on: August 07, 2013, 06:01:57 PM »
If you have an AARP card, I've got a room for you.......
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #1103 on: August 07, 2013, 06:24:42 PM »
Hey there good looking would you li.....wait, what.....where the hell am I am what is going on here?
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #1104 on: August 07, 2013, 06:30:43 PM »
I don't use denture cream.
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #1105 on: August 07, 2013, 06:40:57 PM »
One night with me and you'll feel like you're middle aged again...
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #1106 on: August 07, 2013, 06:43:54 PM »
I've orgasmed and I can't get up!
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #1107 on: August 08, 2013, 01:20:45 AM »
(woman to old man)

How about I sit on your knee and you give me a ride like my Grandpa used to..
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #1108 on: August 08, 2013, 05:28:25 AM »
*cough* *cough* *cough* *cough* *cough*

Works everytime.
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #1109 on: August 09, 2013, 03:40:06 PM »
I don't even need viagra for you!

Wow! your tits are only at your knees!

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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #1110 on: August 11, 2013, 08:29:35 PM »
BVD... You gonna judge this thing, or what?

P.S. not a 'scene'
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #1111 on: August 11, 2013, 09:30:59 PM »
Quote from: jingle.boy on August 11, 2013, 08:29:35 PM
BVD... You gonna judge this thing, or what?

P.S. not a 'scene'

He's probably busy updating and touching up his virtual clock tower for the BTTF thread  :lol I tease BVD, that animation is freakin awesome!!!
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #1112 on: August 11, 2013, 09:50:06 PM »
I betcha didn't know denture cream doubles as a great lubricant?
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #1113 on: August 12, 2013, 12:35:49 AM »
I'm giving this one to gmillerdrake. Your depravity gave me the most amusement. How can I even choose between them 3 gems?
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #1114 on: August 12, 2013, 07:28:50 AM »
Thanks BVD!


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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #1115 on: August 12, 2013, 08:39:42 AM »
Come out and we WON'T let the dog hump your leg!
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #1116 on: August 12, 2013, 09:02:54 AM »
Here terrorist terrorist terrorist terrorist.  Here boy.  *whistle whistle whistle whistle*.  Who's a good boy?  WHO'S A GOOD BOY!!!??

*terrorist calling out by phone*  No no no, you got the wrong number.  This is 9-1-.... 2.

Bring out your dead!  Bring out your dead!

No, I'm not a hostage negotiator, but I did stay at a Holiday Inn Express last night.
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #1117 on: August 12, 2013, 09:56:57 AM »
Okay, chief, just as they requested - a cornhole game and a #10 combo from Taco Bell in exchange for two hostages.
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #1118 on: August 12, 2013, 10:48:58 AM »
Through megaphone: "GO AHEAD AND SHOOT THEM! I DON'T GIVE A FUCK!"

whispers to other cop: "Reverse psychology. works ever--"  *BAM*  "... shit"
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #1119 on: August 12, 2013, 10:55:05 AM »
Quote from: JayOctavarium on August 12, 2013, 10:48:58 AM
Through megaphone: "GO AHEAD AND SHOOT THEM! I DON'T GIVE A FUCK!"

Holy crap  :lol
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