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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #105 on: April 07, 2013, 04:42:45 AM »
Police Academy II... it's an absolute classic.

Now see, "That didn't hurt."  :lol
I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means 'put down'.” - Bob Newhart
So wait, we're spelling it wrong and king is spelling it right? What is going on here? :lol -- BlobVanDam
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #106 on: April 07, 2013, 04:43:26 AM »
Police Academy II... it's an absolute classic.

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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #107 on: April 07, 2013, 12:02:24 PM »
You to be knocked out. Even if it's just for a cleaning :zydar:
I just don't understand what they were trying to achieve with any part of the song, either individually or as a whole. You know what? It's the Platypus of Dream Theater songs. That bill doesn't go with that tail, or that strange little furry body, or those webbed feet, and oh god why does it have venomous spurs!? And then you find out it lays eggs too. The difference is that the Platypus is somehow functional despite being a crazy mishmash or leftover animal pieces

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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #108 on: April 09, 2013, 12:45:01 AM »
...that fifth dentist.

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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #109 on: April 09, 2013, 05:08:48 PM »
Police Academy II... it's an absolute classic.

Electric Boogaloo!!  You win!
I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means 'put down'.” - Bob Newhart
So wait, we're spelling it wrong and king is spelling it right? What is going on here? :lol -- BlobVanDam
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #110 on: April 09, 2013, 10:12:54 PM »
Boomerang victory!

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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #111 on: April 09, 2013, 10:25:35 PM »
Doesn't anyone fuckin' carry cash anymore?
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #112 on: April 09, 2013, 10:34:25 PM »
Well played madam.  Well played.  :hefdaddy
That's a word salad - and take it from me, I know word salad
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #113 on: April 11, 2013, 07:08:13 AM »
Was it really that bad of a topic, or did ya'll just get scared because of my response to Jackie's (inside joke btw) 'scene'? 

I fly home in 8 hours. Give me more to judge.
That's a word salad - and take it from me, I know word salad
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #114 on: April 11, 2013, 08:14:50 AM »
I've been thinking but my brain apparently isn't working properly. I thought it was a good topic though :D
Oh Jackie, always jumping to the most homoerotic possibility.

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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #115 on: April 11, 2013, 04:36:02 PM »
I'd like to talk to you about someone else calling you to talk about another call.
I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means 'put down'.” - Bob Newhart
So wait, we're spelling it wrong and king is spelling it right? What is going on here? :lol -- BlobVanDam
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #116 on: April 12, 2013, 05:27:10 AM »
Well, I guess it was a shitty theme.  With a distinct lack of competition, Jackie gets it with the inside joke.

Sending PM.
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #117 on: April 13, 2013, 02:02:15 PM »
 :lol, that seems unfair but I'll go with it.

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El Barto - 1
lonestar - 1
Ruba - 1
Zydar - 1
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Oh Jackie, always jumping to the most homoerotic possibility.

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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #118 on: April 13, 2013, 02:14:18 PM »
I asked you to shave, bitch!
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #119 on: April 13, 2013, 02:24:03 PM »
Black makes you look fat.
I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means 'put down'.” - Bob Newhart
So wait, we're spelling it wrong and king is spelling it right? What is going on here? :lol -- BlobVanDam
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #120 on: April 13, 2013, 02:28:28 PM »
You sure that's how they pierce it?
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #121 on: April 13, 2013, 02:31:31 PM »
Your so sweet, I just want to cuddle tonight.
I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means 'put down'.” - Bob Newhart
So wait, we're spelling it wrong and king is spelling it right? What is going on here? :lol -- BlobVanDam
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #122 on: April 13, 2013, 02:34:28 PM »
Good start  :rollin
Oh Jackie, always jumping to the most homoerotic possibility.

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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #123 on: April 13, 2013, 03:15:28 PM »
I didn't know they made those heels in size 16!
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #124 on: April 13, 2013, 03:22:24 PM »
I know we're not normally supposed to touch, but can I?
That's a word salad - and take it from me, I know word salad
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #125 on: April 13, 2013, 03:23:44 PM »
Holy fuck your pussy stinks.  What, did a skunk crawl up there and take a shart?
That's a word salad - and take it from me, I know word salad
I fear for the day when something happens on the right that is SO nuts that even Stadler says "That's crazy".
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #126 on: April 13, 2013, 04:04:53 PM »
Oh dear   :lol :lol
Oh Jackie, always jumping to the most homoerotic possibility.

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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #127 on: April 13, 2013, 08:08:51 PM »
Did you know that four out of five dominatrix recommend Blue Cross, Blue Shield?
I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means 'put down'.” - Bob Newhart
So wait, we're spelling it wrong and king is spelling it right? What is going on here? :lol -- BlobVanDam
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #128 on: April 13, 2013, 10:49:12 PM »
Oh come on! I already lost my Tour de France titles; I don't have another one of these to spare!
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #129 on: April 13, 2013, 11:00:22 PM »
Hey Jimmy!  You gotta come in here and see the size of this camel toe!

When I suggested you dress up as a Batman character, I was thinking Halle Barry/Catwoman... not Danny DeVito/Penguin.
That's a word salad - and take it from me, I know word salad
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #130 on: April 14, 2013, 12:52:24 AM »
I'll bet you'd like a nice, hard punch in the cooch right about now.

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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #131 on: April 14, 2013, 05:02:49 PM »
I'm a lawyer; I can help you file a malpractice suit against the doctor that did your gender reassignment surgery.
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #132 on: April 14, 2013, 05:34:25 PM »
Okay, it was a very close call, but the first response still made me laugh the hardest:

I asked you to shave, bitch!

Winner!
Oh Jackie, always jumping to the most homoerotic possibility.

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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #133 on: April 15, 2013, 09:33:29 AM »
Sweet! I didn't think I'd win this one, tbh, but I'm glad I could make you laugh. :laugh:

jingle.bitch, the race is on. :P

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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #134 on: April 15, 2013, 09:41:20 AM »
Who are you?

So, what exactly is the "C-list" like anyway?

Made a sex tape yet?
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #135 on: April 15, 2013, 10:50:22 AM »
You're not as famous as Paris Hilton are you?
I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means 'put down'.” - Bob Newhart
So wait, we're spelling it wrong and king is spelling it right? What is going on here? :lol -- BlobVanDam
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #136 on: April 15, 2013, 10:56:21 AM »
Oh, you're the taxi-driver, right?
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #137 on: April 15, 2013, 11:04:49 AM »
Didn't I see you in Breakin' 2: Electric Boogaloo?
I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means 'put down'.” - Bob Newhart
So wait, we're spelling it wrong and king is spelling it right? What is going on here? :lol -- BlobVanDam
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #138 on: April 15, 2013, 11:54:09 AM »
Nice camel toe.
That's a word salad - and take it from me, I know word salad
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #139 on: April 15, 2013, 01:36:50 PM »
Get a real job.