Now that I'm apparently sent, it's dirty joke time.
As Cinderella is getting ready for Prince Charming's ball, Fairy godmother looks at Cinderella and says, "You have the dress, the shoes, the carriage....why do you still look upset child?"
Cinderella says, "It's that time of the month."
Fair godmother looks around.....spotting a large pumpkin, she wags her wand, and turns it into a tampon. Cinderella takes it into the bathroom and a few minutes later she's ready to leave.
Fairy godmother says, "Now remember, be back by midnight or the spell will be broken, and the tampon will turn back into a pumpkin."
Off Cinderella goes....Midnight, no Cinderella. 1am, 2am no Cinderella. Fairy godmother is very worried. Finally at 3am Cinderella comes rolling in.
"Where have you been? I was worried sick! Did you meet the Prince?"
"Forget the Prince, I met the most amazing man. Peter, Peter something"