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Offline MetalJunkie

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Re: ITT we post pickup lines
« Reply #35 on: March 15, 2013, 01:36:31 AM »
If you were a booger, I'd pick you first.
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Re: ITT we post pickup lines
« Reply #36 on: March 15, 2013, 01:37:26 AM »
I'm hammered and I wanna nail you.
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Re: ITT we post pickup lines
« Reply #37 on: March 15, 2013, 02:58:33 AM »
I wish people would actually use these in real life  :lol
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Re: ITT we post pickup lines
« Reply #38 on: March 15, 2013, 06:45:06 AM »
Quote from: Silver Tears on March 15, 2013, 02:58:33 AM
I wish people would actually use these in real life  :lol
Ditto!

Except the rape/murder, that person would be very likely to be Doc Martin'd in the face.
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Re: ITT we post pickup lines
« Reply #39 on: March 15, 2013, 07:07:23 AM »
Heard of DT yet?
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