I just watched Clerks again last week, just before finding out about Clerks III, and so now I'm super pumped!
Back on topic:
"If you had to choose between sex with me or sex with a homeless man, which would you pick?"
"Your name must be Daisy, because I have the incredible urge to plant you right here!"
"My phone is dead, can I borrow yours?" (Text yourself, bam! you got her number)