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Re: The Random Caption Game v. Clowns and Cats (NSFW)
« Reply #3465 on: August 01, 2014, 03:41:18 PM »
The asterisk by the 9 means "give or take 2"

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Re: The Random Caption Game v. Clowns and Cats (NSFW)
« Reply #3466 on: August 01, 2014, 03:52:35 PM »
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Re: The Random Caption Game v. Clowns and Cats (NSFW)
« Reply #3467 on: August 01, 2014, 05:20:38 PM »


From a statistical standpoint, Cromartie wins the lower kids to mother ratio.
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Re: The Random Caption Game v. Clowns and Cats (NSFW)
« Reply #3468 on: August 01, 2014, 08:16:16 PM »
The letters on the ticker that just went off the screen are "BO"

Cromartie also has a 6" reach advantage.  You figure out where.
That's a word salad - and take it from me, I know word salad
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« Reply #3469 on: August 02, 2014, 12:44:47 AM »
Am I supposed to guess his kids names? Because looking at the ones that have been revealed, that's not going to be possible.
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Re: The Random Caption Game v. Clowns and Cats (NSFW)
« Reply #3470 on: August 02, 2014, 12:09:50 PM »
Cromartie has the asterisk because it is believed he used performance enhancing drugs to get that lofty number.
     

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Re: The Random Caption Game v. Clowns and Cats (NSFW)
« Reply #3471 on: August 02, 2014, 01:22:47 PM »
The other two kids names are..."A'notha M'fucka, ad Lil' A'notha M'fucka"
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Re: The Random Caption Game v. Clowns and Cats (NSFW)
« Reply #3472 on: August 02, 2014, 06:58:06 PM »
See, this is what happens when you allow lesbian polygamy
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Re: The Random Caption Game v. Clowns and Cats (NSFW)
« Reply #3473 on: August 02, 2014, 08:53:22 PM »
Where's Brady's asterisk for "bitches he's paid to keep their mouth's shut?"
That's a word salad - and take it from me, I know word salad
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Re: The Random Caption Game v. Clowns and Cats (NSFW)
« Reply #3474 on: August 04, 2014, 10:26:38 AM »
In this case, interceptions means women stolen from another dude at last call.
     

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Re: The Random Caption Game v. Clowns and Cats (NSFW)
« Reply #3475 on: August 05, 2014, 02:38:44 PM »
The other two kids names are..."A'notha M'fucka, ad Lil' A'notha M'fucka"

Lost it on this one.  Winna!

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Re: The Random Caption Game v. Clowns and Cats (NSFW)
« Reply #3476 on: August 06, 2014, 05:51:43 PM »
Thanks King! Had some disturbing news today so I'm not able to get anything up today; but I will for sure tomorrow.
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Re: The Random Caption Game v. Clowns and Cats (NSFW)
« Reply #3477 on: August 06, 2014, 06:21:52 PM »
Is a new thread coming?
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Re: The Random Caption Game v. Clowns and Cats (NSFW)
« Reply #3478 on: August 07, 2014, 04:47:32 PM »
Is a new thread coming?

Hang on to your Johnson! Jeeze!  :biggrin:
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Re: The Random Caption Game v. Clowns and Cats (NSFW)
« Reply #3479 on: August 07, 2014, 04:51:54 PM »


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Re: The Random Caption Game v. Clowns and Cats (NSFW)
« Reply #3480 on: August 07, 2014, 04:52:33 PM »
Your new pic:


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Re: The Random Caption Game v. Clowns and Cats (NSFW)
« Reply #3481 on: August 07, 2014, 05:11:46 PM »
When you see it...
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Re: The Random Caption Game v. Clowns and Cats (NSFW)
« Reply #3482 on: August 07, 2014, 05:12:08 PM »
What happens to all white girls that go to Xavier.
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Re: The Random Caption Game v. Clowns and Cats (NSFW)
« Reply #3483 on: August 07, 2014, 05:16:03 PM »
At least they are wearing seat belts.

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Re: The Random Caption Game v. Clowns and Cats (NSFW)
« Reply #3484 on: August 07, 2014, 05:18:06 PM »
That guy is eating her soul.

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Re: The Random Caption Game v. Clowns and Cats (NSFW)
« Reply #3485 on: August 07, 2014, 06:46:50 PM »
The wrong button for all the right reasons.
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Re: The Random Caption Game v. Clowns and Cats (NSFW)
« Reply #3486 on: August 07, 2014, 07:49:37 PM »
Time out.  Tomato is better than lettuce.  It's not even something that is debatable like Pepsi vs Coke.

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Re: The Random Caption Game v. Clowns and Cats (NSFW)
« Reply #3487 on: August 07, 2014, 11:00:45 PM »
Four willing candidates for the casting couch.

DarkLord_Lalinc can't be too far away.
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« Reply #3488 on: August 08, 2014, 12:16:26 AM »
Looks like she's ready to go to the Chloroform Mansion :zydar:
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« Reply #3489 on: August 08, 2014, 02:00:57 AM »
"Listening to Katie gargle 'The Liberty Bell' was always the highlight of any car journey"
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Re: The Random Caption Game v. Clowns and Cats (NSFW)
« Reply #3490 on: August 08, 2014, 05:19:03 AM »
Your new pic:



CW's version of "The Strain"
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Re: The Random Caption Game v. Clowns and Cats (NSFW)
« Reply #3491 on: August 08, 2014, 07:26:23 PM »
"Listening to Katie gargle 'The Liberty Bell' was always the highlight of any car journey"


Winner!!!!!!
As far as I can tell, you have officially lost your Caption Game Cherry!! Huzzah!

There were some good ones, but this one wins this round!

You're on the board, and yer up!!   :metal
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Re: The Random Caption Game v. Clowns and Cats (NSFW)
« Reply #3492 on: August 09, 2014, 09:26:20 AM »
Highlight of my weekend!!

What do I do? Just post a picture? What are the rules?
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« Reply #3493 on: August 09, 2014, 09:29:57 AM »
Congrats!

You post a picture, wait 24 hours for the captions to come in, and then declare a winner. I also PM the winner so he/she will be notified, don't know how others do it.
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« Reply #3494 on: August 09, 2014, 02:17:25 PM »
You also need to update the standings (in this case by adding your name to the one-hit wonder section).  :biggrin:
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Re: The Random Caption Game v. Clowns and Cats (NSFW)
« Reply #3495 on: August 11, 2014, 02:08:55 AM »
so much responsibility!

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« Reply #3496 on: August 11, 2014, 02:12:17 AM »
so much responsibility!




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Re: The Random Caption Game v. Clowns and Cats (NSFW)
« Reply #3497 on: August 11, 2014, 04:43:38 AM »
My first plan was to make it a "Sniffing" booth.
That's a word salad - and take it from me, I know word salad
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« Reply #3498 on: August 11, 2014, 07:25:43 AM »
so much responsibility!



I'm also homeless.  Give me some sugar baby.
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Re: The Random Caption Game v. Clowns and Cats (NSFW)
« Reply #3499 on: August 11, 2014, 08:59:01 AM »
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