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Re: The Random Caption Game v. Clowns and Cats (NSFW)
« Reply #3220 on: July 02, 2014, 11:03:49 AM »
The first Thanksgiving dinner in India right before the Cowboys game.
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Re: The Random Caption Game v. Clowns and Cats (NSFW)
« Reply #3221 on: July 02, 2014, 11:27:25 AM »
The flea market gets more crowded every weekend.
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Re: The Random Caption Game v. Clowns and Cats (NSFW)
« Reply #3222 on: July 02, 2014, 12:59:19 PM »

Tickets for the Menudo reunion go on sale Tuesday, 10 am.

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Re: The Random Caption Game v. Clowns and Cats (NSFW)
« Reply #3223 on: July 02, 2014, 04:15:10 PM »
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Re: The Random Caption Game v. Clowns and Cats (NSFW)
« Reply #3224 on: July 02, 2014, 04:23:54 PM »
I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means 'put down'.” - Bob Newhart
So wait, we're spelling it wrong and king is spelling it right? What is going on here? :lol -- BlobVanDam
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Re: The Random Caption Game v. Clowns and Cats (NSFW)
« Reply #3225 on: July 02, 2014, 04:37:59 PM »
"I'll give 'em something 'extra crunchy' to be allergic about."

The origins of gluten-free peanut butter are finally revealed.

Trust us, this is way better than the other half of the Reese Peanut Butter Cup equation.
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Re: The Random Caption Game v. Clowns and Cats (NSFW)
« Reply #3226 on: July 02, 2014, 04:42:11 PM »
I don't want to know how they make Nutella!
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Re: The Random Caption Game v. Clowns and Cats (NSFW)
« Reply #3227 on: July 02, 2014, 06:19:02 PM »
Just off picture is a tampon sitting on top of an open Strawberry Jelly jar.
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Re: The Random Caption Game v. Clowns and Cats (NSFW)
« Reply #3228 on: July 02, 2014, 07:09:19 PM »
Okay, never buying store brand again...
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Re: The Random Caption Game v. Clowns and Cats (NSFW)
« Reply #3229 on: July 02, 2014, 08:37:05 PM »
Proof that "all natural" is just a phrasing gimmick.
     

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Re: The Random Caption Game v. Clowns and Cats (NSFW)
« Reply #3230 on: July 02, 2014, 10:03:38 PM »
Whole Foods is testing the new "diarrhea butter"... it too comes in smooth and chunky varieties.
That's a word salad - and take it from me, I know word salad
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Re: The Random Caption Game v. Clowns and Cats (NSFW)
« Reply #3231 on: July 02, 2014, 10:21:45 PM »
The true definition of "artisan".

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Re: The Random Caption Game v. Clowns and Cats (NSFW)
« Reply #3232 on: July 03, 2014, 10:03:26 AM »
Good thing it's not 'chunky'.....

I bet that dude's dogs nose is ALWAYS up his a$$.......
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Re: The Random Caption Game v. Clowns and Cats (NSFW)
« Reply #3233 on: July 03, 2014, 02:19:28 PM »
“Jif is never dry; a touch of honey tells you why.”
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Re: The Random Caption Game v. Clowns and Cats (NSFW)
« Reply #3234 on: July 06, 2014, 07:24:41 PM »
I don't want to know how they make Nutella!


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Re: The Random Caption Game v. Clowns and Cats (NSFW)
« Reply #3235 on: July 07, 2014, 05:50:52 AM »
AWESOME!!!! :metal

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Re: The Random Caption Game v. Clowns and Cats (NSFW)
« Reply #3236 on: July 07, 2014, 06:38:12 AM »
Start off your week with a caption!
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Re: The Random Caption Game v. Clowns and Cats (NSFW)
« Reply #3237 on: July 07, 2014, 06:41:00 AM »
Old guys showing them youngster how to correctly stroke your chicken.
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Re: The Random Caption Game v. Clowns and Cats (NSFW)
« Reply #3238 on: July 07, 2014, 06:52:58 AM »
I think we've had this pic before......but nonetheless.....

SOB Billy Ray, you're right.....Dwight Gooden did have 234 strikeouts in 1987.....
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Re: The Random Caption Game v. Clowns and Cats (NSFW)
« Reply #3239 on: July 07, 2014, 07:35:07 AM »
I think we've had this pic before......but nonetheless.....

SOB Billy Ray, you're right.....Dwight Gooden did have 234 strikeouts in 1987.....

Yeah, we've had this.  Tempus killed it with that caption.
That's a word salad - and take it from me, I know word salad
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Re: The Random Caption Game v. Clowns and Cats (NSFW)
« Reply #3240 on: July 07, 2014, 07:55:03 AM »
I think we've had this pic before......but nonetheless.....

SOB Billy Ray, you're right.....Dwight Gooden did have 234 strikeouts in 1987.....

Yeah, we've had this.  Tempus killed it with that caption.

Yes he did....I was trying to plagerize him and give homage all at once  :\
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Re: The Random Caption Game v. Clowns and Cats (NSFW)
« Reply #3241 on: July 07, 2014, 08:47:23 AM »
Ok..sorry...new pic coming!
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Re: The Random Caption Game v. Clowns and Cats (NSFW)
« Reply #3242 on: July 07, 2014, 09:20:51 AM »
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Re: The Random Caption Game v. Clowns and Cats (NSFW)
« Reply #3243 on: July 07, 2014, 09:29:06 AM »
You're gonna need a bigger chain.
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Re: The Random Caption Game v. Clowns and Cats (NSFW)
« Reply #3244 on: July 07, 2014, 09:47:44 AM »
An inside look at Chad's basement.....moments before his latest 'guest' is lowered into the deep, dry well.

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« Reply #3245 on: July 07, 2014, 10:07:00 AM »
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Re: The Random Caption Game v. Clowns and Cats (NSFW)
« Reply #3246 on: July 07, 2014, 10:10:16 AM »
The musical set to Miley Cyrus' "Wrecking Ball" was slowly coming together. If only Guffman shows up...
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« Reply #3247 on: July 07, 2014, 12:02:49 PM »
What happens in shop class, stays in shop class.
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Re: The Random Caption Game v. Clowns and Cats (NSFW)
« Reply #3248 on: July 07, 2014, 12:03:36 PM »
Eveyone knows the key to great BBQ is to hang your meat before you cook it.
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« Reply #3249 on: July 07, 2014, 12:04:26 PM »
Zydar, hanging bitches since 1982.
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« Reply #3250 on: July 07, 2014, 12:06:14 PM »
Hang around with me and learn the ropes :zydar:


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Re: The Random Caption Game v. Clowns and Cats (NSFW)
« Reply #3251 on: July 07, 2014, 12:06:49 PM »
Jenny vows to beat Tiffany in this years high school talent show, "Fuck that baton twirling bitch, I made a sex swing!"
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Re: The Random Caption Game v. Clowns and Cats (NSFW)
« Reply #3252 on: July 07, 2014, 12:07:33 PM »
I think we've had this pic before......but nonetheless.....

SOB Billy Ray, you're right.....Dwight Gooden did have 234 strikeouts in 1987.....

Yeah, we've had this.  Tempus killed it with that caption.

Yes he did....I was trying to plagerize him and give homage all at once  :\

 :biggrin:

And I think it was, "Well damn Billy Ray, THE CHICKENS RIGHT; Dwight Gooden did have....."  :biggrin:
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Re: The Random Caption Game v. Clowns and Cats (NSFW)
« Reply #3253 on: July 07, 2014, 12:09:38 PM »
Oh look! The Westboro Baptist Church caught another lesbian!
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« Reply #3254 on: July 07, 2014, 02:48:51 PM »
Candy sometimes just falls in your lap.
I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means 'put down'.” - Bob Newhart
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