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Re: The Random Caption Game v. Clowns and Cats (NSFW)
« Reply #490 on: May 14, 2013, 07:30:07 AM »
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Re: The Random Caption Game v. Clowns and Cats (NSFW)
« Reply #491 on: May 14, 2013, 07:30:52 AM »
And today's pic...

That's a word salad - and take it from me, I know word salad
I fear for the day when something happens on the right that is SO nuts that even Stadler says "That's crazy".
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Re: The Random Caption Game v. Clowns and Cats (NSFW)
« Reply #492 on: May 14, 2013, 07:32:43 AM »
....and that's why John Petrucci is no longer allowed in the museum.

Bearback Mountain.
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Only King could mis-spell a LETTER.
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Re: The Random Caption Game v. Clowns and Cats (NSFW)
« Reply #493 on: May 14, 2013, 07:47:38 AM »
Canadian gay pron.

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Re: The Random Caption Game v. Clowns and Cats (NSFW)
« Reply #494 on: May 14, 2013, 08:11:05 AM »
Hey, bear-man, give me a hand, my grizzle is frozen inside.

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Re: The Random Caption Game v. Clowns and Cats (NSFW)
« Reply #495 on: May 14, 2013, 08:12:51 AM »
This grizzly just wants it more and more exotic. He's got the in with the polar bear, but all he can do is fantasize about that man.

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Re: The Random Caption Game v. Clowns and Cats (NSFW)
« Reply #496 on: May 14, 2013, 08:14:49 AM »
Sandy the Polar Bear knew her mother would not approve of her interracial love, but she didn't care. And she was keeping the baby too.
Only King could mis-spell a LETTER.
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Re: The Random Caption Game v. Clowns and Cats (NSFW)
« Reply #497 on: May 14, 2013, 12:22:24 PM »
Smokey only cares about one type of 'warming', and it ain't 'global'...
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Re: The Random Caption Game v. Clowns and Cats (NSFW)
« Reply #498 on: May 14, 2013, 12:27:12 PM »
Now this is what I call a Polar Express!!!
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Re: The Random Caption Game v. Clowns and Cats (NSFW)
« Reply #499 on: May 14, 2013, 12:27:18 PM »
Oh yeah! Here's your Coke bottle!

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« Reply #500 on: May 14, 2013, 12:30:44 PM »
Only you... can stoke my forest fire.

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Re: The Random Caption Game v. Clowns and Cats (NSFW)
« Reply #501 on: May 14, 2013, 01:02:19 PM »
I wish I didn't have to be a fly... er, spider on the wall right now.
Perhaps you should ask bosk to reverse the "e" and "a" in the second half of your user name.
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Re: The Random Caption Game v. Clowns and Cats (NSFW)
« Reply #502 on: May 14, 2013, 01:05:20 PM »
This is how I like to hide my 'Klondike Bar'....
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Re: The Random Caption Game v. Clowns and Cats (NSFW)
« Reply #503 on: May 14, 2013, 01:07:47 PM »
Rhonda the polar bear was pleasantly surprised at the realization that now that she had had Brown, she indeed couldn't go back.
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« Reply #504 on: May 14, 2013, 01:08:11 PM »
Pedobear at his best.
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Re: The Random Caption Game v. Clowns and Cats (NSFW)
« Reply #505 on: May 14, 2013, 01:08:47 PM »
Okay, quick!  He's not looking.  Let's do that thing again!
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Re: The Random Caption Game v. Clowns and Cats (NSFW)
« Reply #506 on: May 14, 2013, 01:08:59 PM »
What can brown do for you?
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Re: The Random Caption Game v. Clowns and Cats (NSFW)
« Reply #507 on: May 14, 2013, 01:10:37 PM »
It wasn't until years later in therapy that the baby Fox realized what had caused his trauma....






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Re: The Random Caption Game v. Clowns and Cats (NSFW)
« Reply #508 on: May 14, 2013, 02:30:57 PM »
GO BEARS!!!!

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Re: The Random Caption Game v. Clowns and Cats (NSFW)
« Reply #509 on: May 14, 2013, 02:36:56 PM »
:gobears:
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Re: The Random Caption Game v. Clowns and Cats (NSFW)
« Reply #511 on: May 14, 2013, 03:04:36 PM »
Hey buddy....you can turn and look away all you want...but dont fool yourself, you're next, you look like a 'tree hugger' anyway so you're going to hug this log for all it's worth.....
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Re: The Random Caption Game v. Clowns and Cats (NSFW)
« Reply #512 on: May 14, 2013, 03:09:23 PM »
:rollin

More like:

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« Reply #513 on: May 14, 2013, 03:12:34 PM »
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Re: The Random Caption Game v. Clowns and Cats (NSFW)
« Reply #516 on: May 14, 2013, 05:02:06 PM »
And today's pic...



Again the Bruins screw the Leafs.
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Re: The Random Caption Game v. Clowns and Cats (NSFW)
« Reply #517 on: May 14, 2013, 05:35:48 PM »
Again the Bruins screw the Leafs.

That's a 5 and a game for you!!! 

Did you know this is the Leaf's mascot?
That's a word salad - and take it from me, I know word salad
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Re: The Random Caption Game v. Clowns and Cats (NSFW)
« Reply #518 on: May 14, 2013, 05:53:33 PM »
Now I know why he's always smiling.
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Re: The Random Caption Game v. Clowns and Cats (NSFW)
« Reply #519 on: May 14, 2013, 06:17:06 PM »
Was Blades surprised to find out it was a he bear?

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Re: The Random Caption Game v. Clowns and Cats (NSFW)
« Reply #520 on: May 14, 2013, 08:24:49 PM »
Again the Bruins screw the Leafs.

That's a 5 and a game for you!!! 

Did you know this is the Leaf's mascot?


I did!  It was so obvious to me! :lol

I should post the "Don't poke the Bear" adds. You'd laugh damn hard.
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Re: The Random Caption Game v. Clowns and Cats (NSFW)
« Reply #521 on: May 14, 2013, 08:42:52 PM »
I declare the rarely used, fine print......"No Fair" rule with Kings Maple Leaf submissions. It's just simply 'no fair' that he was clever enough to play to Chad's emotions.....not that he's won (yet)......but there is some definite Jedi mind trickery going on.......
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Re: The Random Caption Game v. Clowns and Cats (NSFW)
« Reply #522 on: May 15, 2013, 05:31:24 AM »
Oh, King ain't winning.  He's got a misconduct for that one.  Lot's of good captions this time, but for some reason this made me giggle the most.  I always thought it was a dumbass tagline, and worked much better here.

What can brown do for you?
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Re: The Random Caption Game v. Clowns and Cats (NSFW)
« Reply #523 on: May 15, 2013, 08:11:45 AM »
Sweet!  I was beginning to forget what winning feels like.


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Re: The Random Caption Game v. Clowns and Cats (NSFW)
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Dude...
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