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The KrotchRaut Thread v. REAPERCUTION REMIX... AGAIN!
« on: July 22, 2009, 07:05:38 PM »
That's right, DTF. It's the KrotchRaut thread. :neverusethis:
 
We're a parody Death Metal/Black Metal/Grindcore band from Arizona. Check us out!

Down the road we'll be coming out with an epic song based on a totally random dream I had about Akerfeldt's cat, apply titled Akerfeldt's Cat. Don't worry, the cat wasn't harmed....... Or raped.

KrotchRaut on Myspace
KrotchRaut on Youtube
Official KrotchRaut Facebook Page

It is an honor to be accepted on the biggest metal website on the net, Encyclopedia Metallum!
https://www.metal-archives.com/bands/Krotchraut/


We're working on new music right now! FO REELZ! (not really) ... SOON.

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Re: The KrotchRaut Thread
« Reply #1 on: July 26, 2009, 10:31:37 AM »
Five/Hate loves my shit, I go on TRL, look how many tomatoes I get.

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Re: The KrotchRaut Thread
« Reply #2 on: July 26, 2009, 11:21:38 AM »
This has to be some of the most hilariously annoying stuff I've ever heard, and I mean that in a good way :tup

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Re: The KrotchRaut Thread
« Reply #3 on: July 26, 2009, 04:23:35 PM »
Yeah, 5/8 loves it.

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Re: The KrotchRaut Thread
« Reply #4 on: July 27, 2009, 01:28:59 PM »
Thanks, SeaWolf  :tup

I love 5/8.

It's filled with such nice, justified-opinion sharing people.







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Fuck 5/8, just bunch of asshole trolls.

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Re: The KrotchRaut Thread
« Reply #5 on: September 06, 2009, 12:17:01 AM »
KROTCHRAUT IS BACK WITH FIVE BRAND NEW SONGS BY LEGENDARY ARTIST AND SONGWRITER PHIL COLLINS!

The new song is up! CHECK IT OUT!!! :metal

YouTube - KROTCHRAUT - Reapercution

Also, visit our Myspace page for the latest news regarding the lengthy longevity of our lazy songwriting.

www.myspace.com/krotchraut

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Re: The KrotchRaut Thread
« Reply #6 on: September 06, 2009, 03:42:35 AM »
Why do the guitars sound so awful. and the drums. and the bass.
how do you record this stuff?  :lol

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Re: The KrotchRaut Thread
« Reply #7 on: September 06, 2009, 03:52:15 AM »
:sadpanda:

You know... I really try sometimes...

But I understand...  :sad:

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Re: The KrotchRaut Thread
« Reply #8 on: September 06, 2009, 01:59:45 PM »
Why do the guitars sound so awful. and the drums. and the bass.
how do you record this stuff?  :lol

Now wait a minute man.

I understand everything else, but the drums? Those weren't even recorded. They were made in a drum program, so those should sound the clearest if anything. And you didn't mention the vocals which also surprises me, but I'm not complaining.

As for how we record this stuff: Our studio is a deep dark cave in Sweden.. Otherwise known as Josh's room upstairs. Go here to learn all about the most ghettoest of ghettoness:


www.myspace.com/facepalmrecordsaz

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Re: The KrotchRaut Thread
« Reply #9 on: September 06, 2009, 02:24:51 PM »
This is amazing in its own way :lol

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Re: The KrotchRaut Thread
« Reply #10 on: September 06, 2009, 02:33:14 PM »
This is awful.  And glorious.

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Mr. Neccy, what you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent post were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone on this board is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.

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Re: The KrotchRaut Thread
« Reply #11 on: September 06, 2009, 07:58:51 PM »
Thanks guys.

I've begun work on remastering the older songs, and plans to re-record the vocals to Starving Desire are underway.

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Re: The KrotchRaut Thread
« Reply #12 on: November 18, 2009, 12:56:29 AM »
We're once again on hiatus due to Mr. Voorhees' laziness. Just kidding. I completed 3 drum tracks and am just waiting on some free time to start recording the guitars. I remade the Starving Desire drum track, but Human Taxidermy's drums are a bitch because I originally created a bunch of different drum sequences for each section, and unfortunately saved them as mp3's. They're all different tempos so it's a pain in the ass doing this all over again, but I want the best possible sound. KrotchRaut and Reapercution sound so much better with the fixed drum tracks. All that's left for KrotchRaut is to rerecord the vocals. Manipulation Mutilation is going to be completely remade except for the drums.


That's it for now, Muppets. Stay tuned for more exciting news from the world's most brutal band! :2metal:















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Re: The KrotchRaut Thread
« Reply #13 on: November 18, 2009, 03:23:15 AM »
Oh well, I can't wait for a new KrotchRaut release! I hope it will be just as brutal as the rest :2metal:

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Re: The KrotchRaut Thread
« Reply #14 on: November 20, 2009, 08:22:21 PM »
You know it will be, KrotcRaut's only fan!

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Re: The KrotchRaut Thread
« Reply #15 on: November 20, 2009, 08:52:27 PM »
Well, one fan of a band takes the band into a higher level of underground and tr00 kvlt. :biggrin:

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Re: The KrotchRaut Thread
« Reply #16 on: November 20, 2009, 09:31:22 PM »
Krotchraut is a danger to our children.

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Re: The KrotchRaut Thread
« Reply #17 on: November 27, 2009, 11:09:18 PM »
We're not allowed near them anyway...







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Re: The KrotchRaut Thread
« Reply #18 on: November 28, 2009, 06:43:55 AM »
JoshVoorhees and his "killer handwriting" came to my mind... :lol

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Re: The KrotchRaut Thread
« Reply #19 on: November 28, 2009, 09:20:42 AM »
I wonder why... :D

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Re: The KrotchRaut Thread
« Reply #20 on: December 28, 2009, 05:08:03 PM »
In Important Music News

Monday, December 28, 2009

KrotchRaut Vocalist Changes Name

by Ffelok Hsoj

Today in the courtroom in their cave in Sweden, in Josh's room, upstairs, a member and co-founder of the world famous band, KrotchRaut, Aress Begee (R.S.B.G.) officially changed his name to Arby Emgee (R.B.M.G.), which some fans have said stands for "Random Black Metal Guy".

Arby Emgee stated in ear destroying, black metal vocals, "We just thought it would make more sense considering Ardy Emgee and I are brothers and I do black metal style vocals and that it adds to our story in the Band Bio section on KrotchRaut's myspace page."

Police have reported many suicides pertaining to this name change. A fan we interviewed said this before killing himself by stabbing himself in the face with a knife-wrench, "I just carved the KrotchRaut logo into my back with all the member's names under it! I can't change it now! AHHHHH! I'm just going to stab myself in the face with this knife-wrench!"

Arby's brother Ardy responded to the fans in a blood curdling growl, "These fans are behaving like lunatics, it's only a name change. It's not like he left the band and hasn't done an interview about the band in like 15 years... Kevin Moore."

The other band members had nothing to add except their bassist, King Bah Gah, who said, "I enjoy children."

Hsoj, Ffelok J. "KrotchRaut Vocalist Changes Name"  Music News 28 Dec. 2009. 1A.


For more news updates on KrotchRaut click the links below:
KrotchRaut on MySpace
KrotchRaut's Official Blog
KrotchRaut's Youtube Channel

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Re: The KrotchRaut Thread
« Reply #21 on: December 30, 2009, 06:38:55 AM »
Come on, this is news, people!






In other news: KrotchRaut's only fan has left DTF. DRAT!
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Re: The KrotchRaut Thread
« Reply #22 on: January 15, 2010, 03:53:10 PM »
Ready for awesomeness?



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Re: The KrotchRaut Thread
« Reply #23 on: May 10, 2010, 09:02:55 PM »
KROTCHRAUT ENTERS THE STUDIO...







































again... :neverusethis:

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Re: The KrotchRaut Thread
« Reply #24 on: May 10, 2010, 09:07:26 PM »
When will we hear the song about Akerfeldt's cat? :lol
Cole: "Ow I just got hit in the balls"
Me: "How?"
Cole: "Well you know when you try to scratch your balls, and you scratch too hard?
I'll admit sometimes I want to listen to Dragonforce.

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Re: The KrotchRaut Thread
« Reply #25 on: May 10, 2010, 09:23:32 PM »
Well, ya see... :neverusethis:


We're really not sure, but I still plan on making it. It'll be a long song and I haven't even started the drums yet. Every time I look at the lyrics, the melodies change so it's a doozey.

Sorry I don't speak English *runs*

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Re: The KrotchRaut Thread
« Reply #26 on: May 11, 2010, 02:17:05 PM »
OMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMOGMOMG

[adds another release to his "huge expectations for 2010" list]

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Re: The KrotchRaut Thread
« Reply #27 on: May 13, 2010, 09:05:00 PM »
OMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMOGMOMG

[adds another release to his "huge expectations for 2010" list]

:metal

Things are finally going smoothly with the new Human Taxidermy drums. I still can't totally decipher the cowbell solo, but I have it close enough. If I wanted to, I could just slap the original solo in the new version. 

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Re: The KrotchRaut Thread
« Reply #28 on: May 19, 2010, 07:07:07 AM »
We pulled an all nighter workin' on the new song but didn't get too far. We let our older brother have some input but he was kinda being that producer nobody likes while trying to get us to put the song on hold to start something new... We lost a big chunk of time but stole.. er.. I mean came up with some cool riffs. I managed to insult Josh pretty bad so I feel like shit. Anyway, I know how Jon Schaffer feels when it comes to outside opinions... And finally, we're at 1:45 and we aren't even at the first verse yet and the song is barely 5 minutes :lol Goodnight or morning or something.

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Re: The KrotchRaut Thread
« Reply #29 on: May 26, 2010, 02:56:28 AM »
Update 05-26-10:

So we're in the cave creating our next masterpiece, trying to think of riffs to steal and I thought of something pretty cool, but pretty similar. Turns out it was The Frayed Ends of Sanity riff... And The Glass Prison riff. Then I was a :sadpanda:

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Re: The KrotchRaut Thread
« Reply #30 on: May 26, 2010, 02:16:25 PM »
If it was good enough to be stolen once, its good enough to be stolen again.
     

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Re: The KrotchRaut Thread
« Reply #31 on: June 01, 2010, 03:42:16 PM »
RHYTHM GUITAR IS COMPLETE FOR THE NEW SONG!

RORORORORORORORORORRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!

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Re: The KrotchRaut Thread
« Reply #32 on: June 01, 2010, 04:03:59 PM »
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Re: The KrotchRaut Thread
« Reply #33 on: June 01, 2010, 09:21:38 PM »
BASS GUITAR IS DONE NOW AS WELL!

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