DTF: The Movie

[bosk1]

*gratuitous sex scene involving myself, jackie, vlasto, and a jar of pickles*

  THINK OF THE CHILDRENthat are allergic to pickles!!!

What? You want to put children in a sex scene too? You disgust me!

[chknptpie]

I'm gonna throw around some short actress names. None even look remotely like me, but they are short!
Reese Witherspoon
Hayden Panettiere
Salma Hayek
Natalie Portman

[BlobVanDam]

I'm gonna throw around some short actress names. None even look remotely like me, but they are short!
Reese Witherspoon
Hayden Panettiere
Salma Hayek
Natalie Portman

They don't need to be short. We'll do it with visual effects, LOTR style. You will be this movie's Frodo!

[chknptpie]

As long as I don't have gigantic hairy feet!

[black_biff_stadler]

I'm gonna throw around some short actress names. None even look remotely like me, but they are short!
Reese Witherspoon
Hayden Panettiere
Salma Hayek
Natalie Portman

They don't need to be short. We'll do it with visual effects, LOTR style. You will be this movie's Frodo!

No dice. Alice has been the resident femme Hobbit for ages. I'll throw early era Britney Spears in since Trish and her both have that adorable slight baby face thing going on. Well early era Brit anyhoo.

[DebraKadabra]

Btw we need a death scene. For who though?

Me?  I only have a smallish cameo appearance anyway.

[wasteland]

Btw we need a death scene. For who though?

Me?  I only have a smallish cameo appearance anyway.

Hefdaddy can die and come back three scenes later.

[DebraKadabra]

I wouldn't advocate that.

[Lolzeez]

Btw we need a death scene. For who though?

Me?  I only have a smallish cameo appearance anyway.

Heck no. You're gonna save the world at the end.



By making it turn into a gigantic pinapple.

[alirocker08]

I'm gonna throw around some short actress names. None even look remotely like me, but they are short!
Reese Witherspoon
Hayden Panettiere
Salma Hayek
Natalie Portman

They don't need to be short. We'll do it with visual effects, LOTR style. You will be this movie's Frodo!

No dice. Alice has been the resident femme Hobbit for ages. I'll throw early era Britney Spears in since Trish and her both have that adorable slight baby face thing going on. Well early era Brit anyhoo.

I need a Hobbit companion, it's like a sausage fest in The Shire

[Cyclopssss]

Scene 1/2, (I guess)

Exterior. LA Harbor dockside, night.

In the dark, two figures in black clothing drag a third figure along the docks.  A large ship is lies ankered in the distance, but the figures are heading the other way, towards an uninhabited area. They come to a standstill near the water and the figure they're dragging along starts struggling when it figures out what's about to happen. One of the black clad men, the larger of the two, punch the figure in the face, hard. The second of the two, the smaller one, draws a large handgun. Seconds later, two shots are heard and not long after, a large splash when the body hits the water. The two men in black brush their clothes off with their hands and then walk back to their waiting car, a dark blue Lincoln.

Not to far off, amongst some garbage dumpsters and dumped garbagebags...a seemingly lifeless hulk stirs, and one eye opens.....

Exterior. LA Harbor the same dockside, morning.

The three women exit their small vehicle and start walking toward the dockside.
Alirocker08: 'I still don't understand why you guys have dragged me out here. I'm freezing my arse off'.
Debrakadebra: 'Babygirl, please. This is a warm day. I thought you British toffs were accustomed to rainy weather'
Alirocker08: 'Yeah, well not this Brit....fucking cold!, Faye, fucking slow DOWN, will ya?'
NightmareCinema: 'Yeah, Debs, what are we doing here, anyway?'
Debrakadebra: 'Listen girls, I don't know any more than you do, ok?, just trust me. I was told to meet someone here and bring you guys along'.

Bickering, the three women walk along the dockside, past some garbage pails and containers.
Suddenly, one of the 'garbagebags' moves, an empty bottle starts rolling tinkling away,  startling the girls and making them scream out loud. A figure slowly sits up, removing a plastic sheet that he apparently spent the night under. He removes a dirty overcoat, revealing a pinkish/purple shirt. He's wearing glasses and has a greyish beard. It appears to be a slightly rumpled Cyclopssss.

NightmareCinema: 'For fucks sake! You scared the crap outta me!'
Alirocker08/Debrakadebra: 'And me!'
Cyclopssss: Well, gee girls, I'm sorry. It's just that, you see, something came up.'
Debrakadebra: 'Yeah, spare us the deatails please!'
Alirocker08: 'oooh...did it involve bubblewrap?'
Cyclopssss: 'eehh...no. It did, however, involve a dead body. That's why I put in the call to Wey, or the ghost of Wey, or whatever he's called these days. I guess he's sent the best he got, apparently. You girls.
Alirocker08: 'Well, fuck me.'
NightmareCinema: 'Yeah, Deb,  what gives, huh? Is this why you called me in the middle of the night, to some godforsaken abandoned dockside, talking to some BUM, freezing my butt off?'
Cyclopssss: 'And a very nice one it is, if I may be so blunt.' 
Debrakadebra: 'No you may fucking NOT!' (takes a deep breathe) 'Look, I'm having trouble understanding all of this as it is, and I'm freezing my arse off as well, OK??!
(towards a flustered Cyclopssss): 'Look, I'm sorry, I get stressed. Just show me the fucking body. I'm getting sick and tired of the smell of this place....and that includes you!'

To be continued.... (have fun!)

(sorry Ali, just wanted to hear you say 'fuck' in that voice) 

[DebraKadabra]

Heck no. You're gonna save the world at the end.



By making it turn into a gigantic pinapple.

I need a Hobbit companion, it's like a sausage fest in The Shire

I'm geeky enough, would that help?

Cy (I wouldn't say "babygirl" though... )

[JayOctavarium]

BUT IT'S IN THE SCRIPT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


lol

[DebraKadabra]

 

Oh, and "ghost of Wey"?!  You can't lose a wookiee that easy, unless something earlier in "the script" explains it.

[JayOctavarium]

scene 1/2...

so in a flashback? idk

[DebraKadabra]

*me shrugs*

[JayOctavarium]

-waits for another scene to show up-



I would write one but... wel... I suck. lol

[DebraKadabra]

Yeah, I can't really write dialog either.

[Cyclopssss]

Come on, give it a whirl....it's fun!

[DebraKadabra]

Maybe when I'm not hip deep in prep for my Top 50 album list.

[ThroughHerEyesDude6]

Scene 16-18: The Art Proposition

Setting: Boardroom inside the Museum of Modern Art, NY.
Players: Heretic, Sketchy, THED6, Lonestar, Clinks63

Inside an elevator, Lonestar and Heretic are heading up to the director's boardroom to propose the donation of the Lonestar Diamond to the museum's private collection.

Lonestar: Nervous?

Heretic: Kinda...I'm just hoping for a big payoff.

L: That's a lot to ask for these days.

H: I know. I know, it's just a big deal for me. Jewelry isn't mine thing.

L: Well it should, have you looked at it recently?

Elevator passes the 2nd floor.

L: Look the less you worry about their initial reaction the better suited you'll be for the deal. As long as you sink it, we'll be in the clear and I can go back to retirement.

H: You know, that has been bugging me for a while, how did the boys get you out of retirement anyway? There had to have been a payoff for you in this otherwise you wouldn't have come to me. You could have gone to Sketchy. He's already a shoe in here-

L: That's why I had to go to you. Sketchy had too many connections here. He'd rat me out in a second. Good thing is I got him pegged with an illegal orgy in the museum if he ever tries to hang me for this deal.

H: ...I don't want to know what you-

L: Asians....asians, asians, asians.

H: OK, you can shut up now.

Elevator reaches the 7th floor.

L: DING Good luck. Infect them with that good ol Stockholm Syndrome.

H: Nods You too...

Outside the elevator Heretic is escorted past rare Kandsnky's, Pollock's, and Seurat's. The atmosphere is intimidating, bold and dark. As they walk through a pair of double doors, to the right is THED6, Sketchy, and a Saudi Arabian. Saulations are made, and once the bodygaurds leave the room, Thed6 motions to the brandy.

THED6: Would you care for a glass? I only offer it to out most privileged clients...(Heretic accepts)...it's 20 years old. Most people would think I'd have something older or more prestigious, but that's not how I got here.

H: How did you get here?

6: The direct approach, I guess. When I was young, I assumed if you made a piece of art you needed to sell it. Then you would be famous and people would love you. In turn, you wouldn't have to pay for sex. Well, steps one and two went smoothly...three was a big stretch. Turns out women won't sleep with you just because you are famous. In fact, it's worse. They begin to see you as a dollar sign. They no longer give you flirtatious signs and you, in turn must give them a sign of obedience. You see the painting behind me?

Motions to a large scale, full wall, painting of ancient heiroglyphics with paintings of literal skeletons in them.

...I made that when I was at the fall of my time as an artist.

Sketchy: Let it be known though, that he never truly fell...He only aspired to rise in other fasions such as this museum, or collecting in general.

6: I must say, Sketch, you have  away with words...but anyway. The point is I painted it when I felt alone. I was single and mad at the world. the world stopped appreciating what I had to offer. In the end I decided to send the world a message (points to painting) This message was, in a sense, a declaration of what it meant know me.

H: I guess I understand

6: Hm, how so?

H: Well...the heiroglyphics represent the ancient viewpoint you once had: fame leads to sex. But the detailing of the true skeletal form dictates that the truth is fame leads to death. In short, the downfall of those far-reaching 15 minutes we clamour for...

6: ..Chuckles Interesting analysis. You sound very learned and studious...but foolish and thickheaded. If you knew anything about my organization, you would understand that the truth is eveidently in front of you. After the girls started taking advantage of me, I did it to them as well. They took for granted that i would not retaliate. That I would not take my pound of flesh. So, What I would do is have sex with them...

Insert sex scenes of gratuitous orgies, threesomes, and rough, rough sex.

...while I pleasured their body, I focused on the task afterwards. To spare you the details of what I would do, I will simply say that the painting behind me is made of ...at least three women, and maybe one man. So, before you go into business with me, or any of my associates you must know one thing. If you fuck with me, I will fuck with the living body you came in here with. And that is the direct approach.

A brief moment for reflection...and Heretic and the Saudi ARabian to shit their pants a little. Including Clinks63, who is in the ventilation shaft just above the boardroom.

6: So...proceed.

H: Ah. Ok. Uh..Clears his throat Before I begin. How many jewels do you have in your collection?

6: Eight, two in house and others abroad on rotation in other museums and galleries.

H: How many have the chance to give you power beyond anything you're dreamed?

6: I don't follow.

H: Well, let me explain, you see, in the event that somebody tried to steal this piece of


As the conversation continues, just above the scene the camera stays on the group as we move up to the ceiling, eventually going into the shaft and seeing CLinks63 taking notes and trying hard to hear the conversation going on down there.

Clinks63: ...Interesting...power beyond power...ability to give anyone sexual prowess...does not point north...glows when turned on...I wonder what he means by that? I sure hope it's turned on by a button. I'd hate to turn on a jewel sexually...would I?...

Suddenly he gets a phone call. The phone vibrates softly as he takes it out of his pocket.

63: Clinks here...

[SomeoneLikeHim]

But lonestar got out of retirement in scene 11

But maybe it's a flashback.

Or, you know, quantum or something.

[ThroughHerEyesDude6]

Oh shit, you're right.
Well, it's scenes 16-18 now.

[ThroughHerEyesDude6]

Also: Character Actors:

THED6:

Steve Valentine

Sketchy:

Andrew Lincoln

Heretic:

Mathew Gray Gubler

Heretic:

[King Postwhore]

Btw we need a death scene. For who though?

Me?  I only have a smallish cameo appearance anyway.

So you're Meg Griffin?!

[Sketchy]

Btw we need a death scene. For who though?

Me?  I only have a smallish cameo appearance anyway.

Hefdaddy can die and come back three scenes later.

Hef: What? Who said I died? Are you suggesting I have clones of me? Don't be stupid, I don't have clones. Definitely not. I don't have clones, especially not in my basement. That's the last place I'd have them. Shit. They're on to me.

[bout to crash]

 

I really need to write a scene when I have some time. I haven't written screen stuff since college.

[King Postwhore]

This is how I envision a DTF movie scene.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L3MylWnK-Iw

[Lolzeez]

This is how I envision a DTF movie scene.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L3MylWnK-Iw

Who made my day? You did. 

Can I be one of the midgets?

[Zydar]

This is how I envision a DTF movie scene.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L3MylWnK-Iw

"It's good to be the king"

Love that movie.

[Tick]

New "casting"...
The part of Chino will be played by this guy.

[Tick]

  Breaking news....Old Dio footage will be spliced in to play the role of Nicky Spanjaards! It will be dubbed by the voice of Christian Bale.

[Lolzeez]

Breaking news....Old Dio footage will be spliced in to play the role of Nicky Spanjaards! It will be dubbed by the voice of Christian Bale.

 

You just made my day.

[Silver Tears]

Oh DTF you are awesome, catching up on this thread has been brilliant 

[Dr. DTVT]

Breaking news....Old Dio footage will be spliced in to play the role of Nicky Spanjaards! It will be dubbed by the voice of Christian Bale.

This makes up for no one casting me.

Like I said, https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZCVR_ajL_Eo