Author Topic: DTF: The Movie  (Read 42545 times)

0 Members and 1 Guest are viewing this topic.

Offline Sir GuitarCozmo

  • Official Forum Sous Chef and broler5
  • DTF.org Alumni
  • ****
  • Posts: 13979
  • Gender: Male
  • Kelly Clarkson BEEFS
Re: DTF: The Movie
« Reply #210 on: January 15, 2013, 09:44:50 AM »
lol plot

edit: oh shit.. who will be vlasto??

I don't know, but I imagine he'll show up for no particular reason at random times throughout the movie, a handful of people will lose their shit, and the rest of the extras will all stand around scratching their heads, clueless as to what the big deal is.

Offline YtseBitsySpider

  • **retired from DTF**
  • EZBoard Elder
  • *****
  • Posts: 5162
  • Gender: Male
Re: DTF: The Movie
« Reply #211 on: January 15, 2013, 09:48:04 AM »
ben affleck and I look very similar................but he doesn't do nudes...so not sure that is a good casting choice.
Take care everyone - Bet you all didn't even notice I was gone.

Happy Lives to you all.

Offline bout to crash

  • Admiral Jackbar
  • DT.net Veteran
  • ****
  • Posts: 9052
  • Gender: Female
  • Instant Erection!
Re: DTF: The Movie
« Reply #212 on: January 15, 2013, 09:58:59 AM »
Hmm, probably not in that case  :lol

lol plot

edit: oh shit.. who will be vlasto??

I don't know, but I imagine he'll show up for no particular reason at random times throughout the movie, a handful of people will lose their shit, and the rest of the extras will all stand around scratching their heads, clueless as to what the big deal is.

And there was much rejoicing.
Oh Jackie, always jumping to the most homoerotic possibility.

Offline bout to crash

  • Admiral Jackbar
  • DT.net Veteran
  • ****
  • Posts: 9052
  • Gender: Female
  • Instant Erection!
Re: DTF: The Movie
« Reply #213 on: January 15, 2013, 10:00:11 AM »
That reminds me, there should probably be a few Python-esque interludes, animated by Blob.
Oh Jackie, always jumping to the most homoerotic possibility.

Online Zydar

  • Creep With Tonality
  • DTF.org Alumni
  • ****
  • Posts: 19210
  • Gender: Male
Re: DTF: The Movie
« Reply #214 on: January 15, 2013, 10:01:58 AM »
haha yeah definitely ;D
Zydar is my new hero.  I just laughed so hard I nearly shat.

Offline jingle.boy

  • I'm so ronery; so sad and ronery
  • DTF.org Alumni
  • ****
  • Posts: 44566
  • Gender: Male
  • DTF's resident deceased dictator
Re: DTF: The Movie
« Reply #215 on: January 15, 2013, 10:04:16 AM »
That reminds me, there should probably be a few Python-esque interludes, animated by Blob.

With action figuurrrrsss!!!!  And political campaign endorsements.
That's a word salad - and take it from me, I know word salad
I fear for the day when something happens on the right that is SO nuts that even Stadler says "That's crazy".
Quote from: Puppies_On_Acid
Remember the mark of a great vocalist is if TAC hates them with a special passion

Offline Dr. DTVT

  • DTF's resident Mad Scientist
  • DTF.org Alumni
  • ****
  • Posts: 9482
  • Gender: Male
  • What's your favorite planet? Mine's the Sun!
Re: DTF: The Movie
« Reply #216 on: January 15, 2013, 10:36:34 AM »
I nominate the ghost of Rodney Dangerfield to play me, because I don't get any respect either.
     

Offline Lolzeez

  • DTF.org Member
  • *
  • Posts: 4865
  • Gender: Male
Re: DTF: The Movie
« Reply #217 on: January 15, 2013, 10:37:24 AM »
I nominate Daniel Radcliffe to play me. But he first needs to put on a lil weight.

Offline Phantasmatron

  • Peanut Butter Advocate and Jelly Enthusiast
  • DTF.org Alumni
  • ****
  • Posts: 3730
  • Gender: Male
  • What the Jenkins?!
Re: DTF: The Movie
« Reply #218 on: January 15, 2013, 11:06:22 AM »
I think Vlasto should be an off-screen character who's referred to often but never seen.  He should have some absurdly important role in the plot (that we never see) and then somewhere, near the end of the movie, we'll pull a Wilson-from-Home-Improvement-esque trick where you think you're about to see him, but the camera stops panning over right before he'd show up.

And then we'd have some ridiculously awesome actor voice his single speaking line.  Someone like James Earl Jones.  Or Patrick Stewart.  Or Morgan Freeman.

Offline jingle.boy

  • I'm so ronery; so sad and ronery
  • DTF.org Alumni
  • ****
  • Posts: 44566
  • Gender: Male
  • DTF's resident deceased dictator
Re: DTF: The Movie
« Reply #219 on: January 15, 2013, 11:18:48 AM »
I think Vlasto should be an off-screen character who's referred to often but never seen.  He should have some absurdly important role in the plot (that we never see) and then somewhere, near the end of the movie, we'll pull a Wilson-from-Home-Improvement-esque trick where you think you're about to see him, but the camera stops panning over right before he'd show up.

And then we'd have some ridiculously awesome actor voice his single speaking line.  Someone like James Earl Jones.  Or Patrick Stewart.  Or Morgan Freeman.

Twist ... Vlasto is female.  I want Ali or Talia to voice her.
That's a word salad - and take it from me, I know word salad
I fear for the day when something happens on the right that is SO nuts that even Stadler says "That's crazy".
Quote from: Puppies_On_Acid
Remember the mark of a great vocalist is if TAC hates them with a special passion

Offline DebraKadabra

  • Witch Goddess of Lankershim Boulevard
  • DTF.org Member
  • *
  • Posts: 8470
  • Gender: Female
  • Can I be as my god am?
Re: DTF: The Movie
« Reply #220 on: January 15, 2013, 12:16:20 PM »
That reminds me, there should probably be a few Python-esque interludes, animated by Blob.

YES.

Offline Lolzeez

  • DTF.org Member
  • *
  • Posts: 4865
  • Gender: Male
Re: DTF: The Movie
« Reply #221 on: January 15, 2013, 12:20:20 PM »
That reminds me, there should probably be a few Python-esque interludes, animated by Blob.

YES.
We need explosions for no reason

Offline DebraKadabra

  • Witch Goddess of Lankershim Boulevard
  • DTF.org Member
  • *
  • Posts: 8470
  • Gender: Female
  • Can I be as my god am?
Re: DTF: The Movie
« Reply #222 on: January 15, 2013, 12:21:25 PM »
That too.

Offline bosk1

  • King of Misdirection
  • Administrator
  • *****
  • Posts: 12791
  • Bow down to Boskaryus
Re: DTF: The Movie
« Reply #223 on: January 15, 2013, 12:25:35 PM »
That reminds me, there should probably be a few Python-esque interludes, animated by Blob.

YES.

We need explosions for no reason

:splodearms:
"The Supreme Court of the United States has descended from the disciplined legal reasoning of John Marshall and Joseph Story to the mystical aphorisms of the fortune cookie."

Offline Sir GuitarCozmo

  • Official Forum Sous Chef and broler5
  • DTF.org Alumni
  • ****
  • Posts: 13979
  • Gender: Male
  • Kelly Clarkson BEEFS
Re: DTF: The Movie
« Reply #224 on: January 15, 2013, 12:26:10 PM »
So it'll be a Michael Bay film, then?

Offline DebraKadabra

  • Witch Goddess of Lankershim Boulevard
  • DTF.org Member
  • *
  • Posts: 8470
  • Gender: Female
  • Can I be as my god am?
Re: DTF: The Movie
« Reply #225 on: January 15, 2013, 12:26:43 PM »
Oh GAWD I hope not...

Online Zydar

  • Creep With Tonality
  • DTF.org Alumni
  • ****
  • Posts: 19210
  • Gender: Male
Re: DTF: The Movie
« Reply #226 on: January 15, 2013, 12:27:20 PM »
Directed by M Night Shyamalanalanamanylanan.
Zydar is my new hero.  I just laughed so hard I nearly shat.

Offline DebraKadabra

  • Witch Goddess of Lankershim Boulevard
  • DTF.org Member
  • *
  • Posts: 8470
  • Gender: Female
  • Can I be as my god am?
Re: DTF: The Movie
« Reply #227 on: January 15, 2013, 12:27:49 PM »
 :rollin

Offline MrBoom_shack-a-lack

  • I hit things for a living!
  • DTF.org Member
  • *
  • Posts: 9235
  • Gender: Male
Re: DTF: The Movie
« Reply #228 on: January 15, 2013, 12:29:37 PM »
"I said to Nigel Tufnel, 'The door is open if you want to do anything on this record,' but it turns out Nigel has a phobia about doors." /Derek Smalls

Offline Lolzeez

  • DTF.org Member
  • *
  • Posts: 4865
  • Gender: Male
Re: DTF: The Movie
« Reply #229 on: January 15, 2013, 12:40:01 PM »
There must be a bar scene. Anyone wanna play the bartender who is secretly a cyborg ninja?

A cyborg ninja?

Hmmmm...


Offline JayOctavarium

  • I used to be a whorejerk
  • DTF.org Alumni
  • ****
  • Posts: 10055
  • Gender: Male
  • But then I took a Hef to the knee...
Re: DTF: The Movie
« Reply #230 on: January 15, 2013, 12:52:07 PM »
:lol


I just don't understand what they were trying to achieve with any part of the song, either individually or as a whole. You know what? It's the Platypus of Dream Theater songs. That bill doesn't go with that tail, or that strange little furry body, or those webbed feet, and oh god why does it have venomous spurs!? And then you find out it lays eggs too. The difference is that the Platypus is somehow functional despite being a crazy mishmash or leftover animal pieces

-BlobVanDam on "Scarred"

Offline Sketchy

  • DTF.org Member
  • *
  • Posts: 2250
  • Gender: Male
  • More tea is required.
Re: DTF: The Movie
« Reply #231 on: January 15, 2013, 02:00:16 PM »
If Blob needs any help in producing ideas for the interludes, I'd happily delve into the depths of my mind.

After all, I never did manage to get a shot of bishop-ninjas chasing protagonists through a forest on mountain bikes, and when one protagonist is captured, the rest keep on riding like crazy for no apparent reason, other than when they come to a fallen tree, they get off, calmly walk round and then carry on pedalling like mad.
This is as exciting as superluminal neutrinos. The sexy thing is that this actually exists :D

Offline lonestar

  • DTF Executive Chef
  • Official DTF Tour Guide
  • ****
  • Posts: 29712
  • Gender: Male
  • Silly Hatted Knife Chucker
Re: DTF: The Movie
« Reply #232 on: January 15, 2013, 02:27:12 PM »
The Opening Scene.....

(In a quiet, slightly overgrown cemetery, like one found in almost every small town across America- The rain falls gently, magically missing the aging Blob, though he is without an umbrella. Certain class of men, with the Armani suit, short cropped $1000 haircut, and a Bentley in waiting, seem impervious to the rain anyways. The only things hinting at his old, false identity, the one that almost consumed the billionaire jewel thief, were the 3D glasses hanging from his coat pocket, and the tattoo of a tear under one eye with the Majesty symbol in it, a reminder to himself of the many lives destroyed in his pursuit of a passion that could never be satiated. He picks a grave at random, as he does on every year at this time, and silently lays a single rose on it.)

(Voice of Blob in the background, sullen and full of remorse)- Was it worth it? I really don't think I will be able to answer that. Yes, the sale of the Lonestar Diamond to that Saudi Prince did set me up for life, but I was pretty well set anyways before. I did it for the hunt, for the kill, I just never intended for that life to become more real than mine. It was just meant to be a game. Never remembered so many dying in games though, so many that I came to love. The aborigine tribe that raised me never taught me love, they just made sure that the unpalatable white baby the dingo wouldn't eat lived long enough to survive on his own. I had to go in to learn it, and when I did, it died around me. But I am safe, I am set, and that security means absolute dick to me, I am as empty as I was before I stole the Diamond from that asshole chef, who the hell names a stone after himself anyways. It might have all gone OK if that crazy Turkish assassin didn't have eyes on Lonestar's stone for herself, but for Jackie's love, I would have done anything, anything.....


(Fade to a bank robbery in Switzerland, Clinks63 emerges from the tunnel, only his head and hand which holds the illustrious Lonestar Diamond show. In a messy red explosion, his head dissappears, the diamond almost hits the ground, saved by the beefy hand of Hef)

Hef: I love it when the noobs do the hard work, don't you boss?

Bosk: He was a pain in the ass anyways, but quiet as a mouse fart. He served his purpose. Let's go Hef, you know how Jackie gets when she is kept waiting....


Have fun boys....
« Last Edit: January 15, 2013, 03:58:30 PM by lonestar »

Online ariich

  • Roulette Supervillain
  • Global Moderator
  • *****
  • Posts: 27971
  • Gender: Male
  • sexin' you later
Re: DTF: The Movie
« Reply #233 on: January 15, 2013, 02:53:56 PM »
The great robwebster, portrayed on screen by best-selling singer-songwriter Ed Sheeran.
Sacha Baron Cohen and Ed Sheeran - it's the comedy partnership everyone's been waiting for!

(Also - how on earth did you find that?! No issue with it, just thought it'd disappeared a long time ago.)
I don't even know, I have loads of random DTF crap on my computer, including a bunch of pics of tons of different people from ages ago (most of them probably pre-DTF.org). I tried going through your past posts to find a picture of you BUT THERE WERE NONE. At least, none within 20 pages or so. So I got bored and thought I'd see if there was anything I had already, and voila. I also have one where you look like you're drunkenly singing, but figured I'd save that one for blackmail purposes. :eyebrows:

Ariich is a freak, or somehow has more hours in the day than everyone else.
I be am boner inducing.

Offline RoeDent

  • 2006 Time Magazine Person of the Year
  • Posts: 6029
  • Gender: Male
Re: DTF: The Movie
« Reply #234 on: January 15, 2013, 03:41:19 PM »
This thread is completely and utterly brilliant so far!

*begins composing the soundtrack*

Offline LieLowTheWantedMan

  • DTF.org Member
  • *
  • Posts: 7783
  • Gender: Male
Re: DTF: The Movie
« Reply #235 on: January 15, 2013, 04:03:00 PM »

Offline CrimsonSunrise

  • DTF.org Alumni
  • ****
  • Posts: 3687
  • Gender: Male
Re: DTF: The Movie
« Reply #236 on: January 15, 2013, 04:43:06 PM »
Directed by M Night Shyamalanalanamanylanan.

And of course starring M Night Shyamalanalanamanylanan.,...cus that's the way he rolls.... :tup  This thread has major win  :hat

Offline bout to crash

  • Admiral Jackbar
  • DT.net Veteran
  • ****
  • Posts: 9052
  • Gender: Female
  • Instant Erection!
Re: DTF: The Movie
« Reply #237 on: January 15, 2013, 05:08:01 PM »
Let's go Hef, you know how Jackie gets when she is kept waiting....


 :hat

:corn
Oh Jackie, always jumping to the most homoerotic possibility.

Offline lonestar

  • DTF Executive Chef
  • Official DTF Tour Guide
  • ****
  • Posts: 29712
  • Gender: Male
  • Silly Hatted Knife Chucker
Re: DTF: The Movie
« Reply #238 on: January 15, 2013, 05:20:09 PM »
 :biggrin:

Offline Kotowboy

  • Yes THAT Kotowboy.
  • DTF.org Alumni
  • ****
  • Posts: 28561
  • Gender: Male
Re: DTF: The Movie
« Reply #239 on: January 15, 2013, 06:40:10 PM »
Re: DTF: The Movie

Rob Webster would totally be played by Stephen Fry or Hugh Laurie.

Offline hefdaddy42

  • Et in Arcadia Ego
  • Global Moderator
  • *****
  • Posts: 52785
  • Gender: Male
  • Postwhore Emeritus
Re: DTF: The Movie
« Reply #240 on: January 15, 2013, 08:57:29 PM »
*gratuitous sex scene involving myself, jackie, vlasto, and a jar of pickles*
Hef is right on all things. Except for when I disagree with him. In which case he's probably still right.

Offline bosk1

  • King of Misdirection
  • Administrator
  • *****
  • Posts: 12791
  • Bow down to Boskaryus
Re: DTF: The Movie
« Reply #241 on: January 15, 2013, 09:01:25 PM »
*gratuitous sex scene involving myself, jackie, vlasto, and a jar of pickles*

 :omg:  THINK OF THE CHILDRENthat are allergic to pickles!!!
"The Supreme Court of the United States has descended from the disciplined legal reasoning of John Marshall and Joseph Story to the mystical aphorisms of the fortune cookie."

Offline BlobVanDam

  • Future Boy
  • DTF.org Alumni
  • ****
  • Posts: 38940
  • Gender: Male
  • Transform and rock out!
Re: DTF: The Movie
« Reply #242 on: January 15, 2013, 09:03:01 PM »
*gratuitous sex scene involving myself, jackie, vlasto, and a jar of pickles*

 :omg:  THINK OF THE CHILDRENthat are allergic to pickles!!!

What? You want to put children in a sex scene too? You disgust me!
Only King could mis-spell a LETTER.
Yep. I think the only party in the MP/DT situation that hasn't moved on is DTF.

Offline hefdaddy42

  • Et in Arcadia Ego
  • Global Moderator
  • *****
  • Posts: 52785
  • Gender: Male
  • Postwhore Emeritus
Re: DTF: The Movie
« Reply #243 on: January 15, 2013, 09:03:31 PM »
olol
Hef is right on all things. Except for when I disagree with him. In which case he's probably still right.

Offline Lolzeez

  • DTF.org Member
  • *
  • Posts: 4865
  • Gender: Male
Re: DTF: The Movie
« Reply #244 on: January 15, 2013, 09:06:04 PM »
*gratuitous sex scene involving myself, jackie, vlasto, and a jar of pickles*

 :omg:  THINK OF THE CHILDRENthat are allergic to pickles!!!

What? You want to put children in a sex scene too? You disgust me!
Needs more Metal Gear characters. (Damn... This is what happens when I dont go to sleep and beat Metal Gear Sold games...) Btw we need a death scene. For who though?